SCP-9753

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Item #: SCP-9753

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White Ceramic Mug

Object Class: Standard

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9753 is to be stored in a 5x5x5 meter3 containment chamber within Site-357. SCP-9753 is not to be subject to external influences.

The SCP-9753 chamber is to contain a 5 x 5 array of industry-standard white ceramic mugs, oriented identically upon distinct 1 meter tall white pillars. The mugs are described as follows:

  1. Factory new;
  2. Factory new;
  3. Factory new;
  4. Factory new;
  5. Factory new;
  6. Factory new;
  7. Factory new;
  8. Factory new;
  9. Factory new;
  10. Factory new;
  11. Factory new;
  12. Factory new;
  13. Mild use, Indistinguishable;
  14. Mild use, Indistinguishable;
  15. Mild use, Indistinguishable;
  16. Mild use, Indistinguishable;
  17. Mild use, Indistinguishable;
  18. Mild use, Indistinguishable;
  19. Extreme use, Indistinguishable;
  20. Extreme use, Indistinguishable;
  21. Extreme use, Indistinguishable;
  22. Extreme use, Indistinguishable;
  23. Extreme use, Indistinguishable;
  24. Variable use, shattered, reassembled, Indistinguishable;
  25. SCP-9753.

Daily testing is necessary for containment.1

A teapot is to be held within the containment chamber.

Description: SCP-9753 is an industry-standard white ceramic mug. SCP-9753 remains within 1% deviation of a sample of 24 similar mugs.

Containment Log (Truncated): The following logs contain SCP-9753's daily testing output. Redundant2 logs have been omitted.

Test 9753-1.


<Temperature, coloration, volume, and Ph are monitored for the duration of the test.>

00:00 - A tea-bag3 is placed into each mug within the containment chamber.

00:30 - 300ml of boiling water is inserted into each mug simultaneously.

05:00 - Test ends.


All subjects remain within 1% deviation. SCP-9753 is 0.15 standard deviations above the average.


6 tests omitted


Test 9753-7.


<Temperature, coloration, volume, and Ph are monitored for the duration of the test.>

00:00 - An ice cube4 is placed into each mug within the containment chamber.

00:30 - 300ml of 20°C water is inserted into each mug simultaneously.

05:00 - Test ends.


All subjects remain within 1% deviation. SCP-9753 is 0.21 standard deviations below the average.


16 tests omitted


Test 9753-23.


<Temperature, coloration, volume, and Ph are monitored for the duration of the test.>

00:00 - 300ml of 22.5°C water is inserted into each mug simultaneously.

05:00 - Test ends.


All subjects remain within 1% deviation. SCP-9753 is 0.12 standard deviations below the average.


316 tests omitted


Test 9753-339.


<Temperature, coloration, volume, and Ph are monitored for the duration of the test.>

00:00 - 300ml of 20°C water is inserted into each mug simultaneously.

00:30 - 8g of sugar are inserted into each mug simultaneously, then stirred for 10 seconds.

05:00 - Test ends.


All subjects remain within 1% deviation. SCP-9753 is 0.02 standard deviations above the average.


3877 tests omitted


Test 9753-4216.


<Temperature, coloration, volume, and Ph are monitored for the duration of the test.>

00:00 - A tea-bag5 is placed into each mug within the containment chamber.

00:30 - 300ml of boiling water is inserted into each mug simultaneously.

03:20 - SCP-9753 experiences sudden dimensionality failure. Test aborted.


Incomplete diagnostics suggest subjects remain within 1% deviation. SCP-9753 is 0.09 standard deviations below the average. Dimensionality failure persists.

Test 9753-4217.


<Temperature, coloration, volume, and Ph are monitored for the duration of the test.>

00:00 - An ice cube6 is placed into each mug within the containment chamber.

00:30 - 300ml of 20°C water is inserted into each mug simultaneously.

05:00 - Test ends.


All subjects remain within 1% deviation. SCP-9753 is 0.11 standard deviations above the average. Dimensionality failure persists.


5783 tests omitted7


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