We can just look at it. We don't have to, though. Only if you want.
Item #: SCP-9000-ARC
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: In storage at Site-28. SCP-9000-ARC is held in a locked shipping container at all times; the container is filled with biodegradable loose-fill packing in the event of relocation.
Description: SCP-9000-ARC is a concrete statue, spray painted white with Krylon brand paint. It depicts an androgynous nude figure, reclining while pointing to the north.
Origin: SCP-9000-ARC was purchased from GoI-012 ("Marshall, Carter and Dark Ltd.") during an auction in Italy. According to GoI-012, it was designed and produced by its defunct in-house art department. Internal records on its production were lost in the intervening years; there is apparently controversy within GoI-012, concerning whether it is a depiction of St. John the Apostle or the Virgin Mary (or, a composite entity). It was purchased for 447.60 pounds.






