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So much blood from such a tiny little hole
Problems do have solutions, you know
A lifetime of fucking things up fixed
In one determined flash
( The Downward Spiral - Nine Inch Nails )SCP-9371-ARC - Nahum 3:6
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Item #: SCP-9371-ARC
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9371-ARC is contained at its site of discovery. The warehouse containing SCP-9371-ARC is to be regularly patrolled by two guards.
Description: SCP-9371-ARC is a carved, vaguely humanoid sculpture constructed primarily out of concrete. SCP-9371-ARC is roughly 144 centimeters in height. SCP-9371-ARC has the following characteristics:
- It has a prominently carved phallus measuring approximately 10 cm in length.
- It has a rounded, disproportionate lower body with exaggerated curves.
- Its face is covered with red Krylon brand spray paint, determined to have been applied a significant time after its construction.
- It is always facing the nearest viewer.
The sculptor and origin of SCP-9371-ARC are unknown.
Any attempt to physically lift, relocate, or otherwise directly interact with SCP-9371-ARC results in the object vanishing from the individual’s immediate reach and subsequently reappearing in one of the four corners of the warehouse. SCP-9371-ARC has not been observed leaving the location of its discovery.
SCP-9371-ARC was discovered inside of an abandoned warehouse. At the time of recovery, the facility had been cleared of valuables; SCP-9371-ARC was the sole item remaining.