SCP-9110-J - SCP Foundation

SCP-9110-J

Item#: 9110-J

Level2

Containment Class:

esoteric

Secondary Class:

thaumiel

Disruption Class:

amida _{In Theory}

Risk Class:

caution

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SCP-9110-J undergoing testing at Area-61.

Special Containment Procedures:
No less than three operatives are to be placed on standby to utilize SCP-9110-J at all times. These should consist of at least one licensed crane operator, a steelwright and two certified specialists with heatproof gear. SCP-9110-J, its crane, the assigned team and a helicopter capable of airlifting them are stationed within the Area-61 General Armouries. Any Level 3 or above personnel may, with approval, request for their temporary relocation. When SCP-9110-J is installed, personnel within the affected area are to follow the GUIDING TORCH protocol to egress the building ASAP.¹

+GUIDING TORCH Protocol

Damage caused by GUIDETORCH misuse. Note the lack of scorch marks.

Description:²
SCP-9110-J is an outdoor emergency exit staircase. When installed upon a building, any non-contained instances of certain reaction will be pulled towards SCP-9110-J. This reaction, for reasons of security, shall be referred to as Reaction ɸ. Pulling is not done in a direct line towards SCP-9110-J. Instead, ɸ Reactions will be pulled in a traversable path towards itself. Depending on the intensity of the ɸ Reaction, the force at which it will be pulled towards the exit increases³. This is taken into account in the pathing, meaning that Reaction ɸ instances may attempt to traverse through obstacles they have sufficient force to break through unburdened such as walls or pits. It is currently used to aid Foundation personnel in:

The evacuation of structures with altered or hostile topology

Exploration of topologically complex structures confirmed to lack native Reaction ɸ.

Inexpensive demolition via inciting Reaction ɸ and allowing it to spread.

Gender reveal parties.

Finding needles in haystacks.

Evacuation of VIPs from hostage situations.

The anomaly was located in a burnt out factory in Staten Island, New York on 2026/08/12 by Agent Ford. Agent Ford was coping with disciplinary demotion due to excessive alcohol use by visiting several bars. While interacting with several of his co-alcoholics, one Amelia Sanchez made a bet that she could fly using only the items in her pocket. She then successfully propelled herself 5 meters off the ground by inciting a large ɸ Reaction. Ms. Sanchez was subsequently administered a Class G amnestic⁴.

+Level 4+ Personnel Only

-DEPLOYING MEMETIC AGENT - R3-F1: BURN YOUR CANDLES AT BOTH ENDS

EVENT LOG SCP-9110-J-16:
On December 25th, 2026 at 5:30 PM/17:30 Hours, O5-12 was within his residence⁵ when he became aware of an approaching GoI-3473 force by looking out the window.

BEGIN EVENT LOG

<17:30> O5-12 attempts to leave, but O5-12’s mother (henceforth referred to as PoI-3473-1 due to obvious collusion) bars him from leaving, stating “Oh no you don’t! You’re going to behave for once, capiche?”.

<17:32> As O5-12 is reaching for his beacon, GoI-3473 enters the building. PoI-3473-2 grabs him and orally defiles his cheek, causing O5-12 to yelp signal dissatisfaction for his current circumstances.

<18:30> The Orphan Crushing Experience & Café calls the Foundation and informs them about O5-12’s failure to show up for his 18:20 reservation. Agent Cobbler, the sole agent embedded within Point Roberts is dispatched to evacuate O5-12 while an MTF Alpha-1 squad is scrambled to O5-12’s last known location.

<18:36> MTF Alpha-1, wearing standard red with green fatigues, arrives via helicopter and attempt to breach the building, which fails due to the protective wards on O5-12’s residence. MTF-Alpha-1-5 knocks on the door and asks to be let inside. PoI-3473-1 refuses, and MTF-Alpha-1 is forced to leave.

<18:39> Tartarean Resource-3, ‘Malgomog the Puppy Puncher’, is invoked to retrieve O5-12. TR-03 cannot affect O5-12 due to the Akiva-enhanced crucifix on his person. SCP-9110-J use is authorized.

<18:43> Agent Cobbler, wearing his standard-issue set of Groucho Marx glasses, is able to infiltrate O5-12’s residence. PoI-3473-3 (O5-12’s juvenile cousin) is apparently immune to the Groucho Marx glasses’ effects. She attempts to warn the rest of GoI-3473 that Agent Cobbler is not in fact their ‘Lost-Lost Uncle Cobbler’, to no avail.

<19:10> Upon contacting O5-12, Agent Cobbler attempts to activate a kinetoglyph. Anti-Kidnapping wards on O5-12’s person interfere. Fortunately, GoI-3473 members interpret it as a festive dance and cheer Agent Cobbler on. PoI-3473-3 is inadvertently teleported to O5-12’s secure bunker upon replicating the kinetoglyph. PoI-3473-3 believes that they are within ‘Santa’s workshop’ and are unable to be convinced otherwise by MTF Alpha-1. She begins playing with the ‘knife-ear’ transceivers mounted on Alpha-1-4’s helmet as she's escorted out.

<19:21> GoI-3473, O5-12 and Agent Cobbler gather for supper before noticing PoI-3473-3’s absence. Standard SCP-9110-J installation points are nonviable due to flowerpots obstructing the windows. An executive decision was made not to remove them, as PoI-3473-1 worked hard on them and removing them would be rude.

<19:29> PoI-3473-2 panics and accidentally overturns the tablecloth while looking for PoI-3473-3, wrapping O5-12 within. Installation starts on the chimney, the sole access point high enough. By this point, a small crowd has gathered to watch the MTF Alpha-1 squad, apparently believing they are a street performance.

<19:30> Installation finished. Several logs eject out of the chimney, which causes even more panic and bewilderment among GoI-3473 who attempt to evacuate everyone out of the dining/living room. Agent Cobbler, thinking quickly, applies his lighter to O5-12’s wrappings. Although this might ordinarily pose a risk, O5-12’s protective wards prevent damage to his person.

<19:31> The crowd cheers as they see fire exit out of the fire exit. O5-12's trajectory caused them to land on top of Alpha-1-12, breaking Alpha-1-12’s nose in addition to the hearing damage caused by 05-12's high pitched screaming. Coverup proved facile, as even those who had not been administered amnestics believed that the event was a performance piece of 'Santa' flying out of the chimney to join his 'elves'.

END LOG

Well, at least the fire works. - O5-5
I hate you all. - O5-12

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