Item #: SCP-9001-J
Object Class: Euclid (Maybe Keter)
Special Containment Procedures: Personnel are instructed to avoid the topic.1
Description: SCP-9001-J is an anomalous sentence that makes people lose their shit causes unusual behavior in individuals exposed to it. Testing has proven that said behaviors include breaking objects nearby, fainting, and uttering sentences such as "impossible", "unbelievable", and "it must be a mistake." SCP-9001-J isn't included in this file to prevent its memetic effects. The cause behind SCP-9001-J's anomalous effects on humans remains unknown.
Discovery: SCP-9001-J was first registered when junior researcher Appan questioned senior researcher Ategev regarding the number of current known anomalies by the Foundation. After a quick research, Ategev answered the aforementioned question, while smashing his own cellphone with just one hand until it broke into pieces, demonstrating superhuman strength for a brief moment (it is unclear if that was caused by SCP-9001-J's anomalous properties, or not.) Upon Ategev's answer, Appan screamed: "It can't be… OVER ████???" and proceeded to punch his own laptop, destroying it as well.
Addendum ████ ████: As of now, the number of registered incidents caused by SCP-9001-J around the globe exceeds 9000.