Scribblers carvings o' SCP-173.
Item #: SCP-173
Object Class: Yarrrrclid
Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is t' be kept in the brig at all times. When buccaneers must enter SCP-173's domain, nay fewer than 3 dare enter at any time and the hatch is t' be fastened behind them. At all times, two landlubbers must be maintaining direct lookout with SCP-173 until all buccaneers have abandoned ship and refastened the hatch.
Description: Shipped t' Vessel-19 in 1693. Origin be from uncharted waters. 'Tis constructed from rubble and cedar with traces of East India Company1 branded paint. SCP-173 be unbecalmed and heartily brutal. The scallywag cannot plunder while being spied on by any lookout. Spyglasses can nay be averted from SCP-173. Seadogs assigned to give no quarter are commanded t' alert their fellows 'fore blinking. Object be logged to attack by snappin' the neck at t' base of t' skull, or by keelhauling. In t' event of an attack, buccaneers are t' spy Class 4 treacherous treasure containment procedures.
Buccaneers log musings of scrapin' stone originatin' from within the brig when nay soul dare venture inside. This be considered ordinary, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting quartermaster on deck.
The marronish tan substance on the deck is a bilge rat's mixture of shite and blood. Origin of these materials be unknown. The brig must be scrubbed on a quarter-fortnightly basis.