Surely you've got better things to do than harass women online, don't you?
Fig.A: A preserved SCP-8893-B specimen produced by SCP-8893. All SCP-8893-B specimens to date have been found to be members of the Ophthalmopone berthoudi genus.
Item #: SCP-8893
Object Class: Archived
Archived Special Containment Procedures: SAURON.aic has been assigned the task of monitoring hospital databases for any documentation consistent with SCP-8893. SCP-8893-A instances are to be amnesticized, and all recovered instances of SCP-8893-B are to be collected and contained in Biological Site-0726.
Description: SCP-8893 refers to the manifestation of gamergate1 ants (SCP-8893-B) in the human urethra. The appearance of SCP-8893 requires an adult human male2 (SCP-8893-A) to meet the following criteria:
- SCP-8893-A must use Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, or any other similar social media platform/image boards to communicate sexist beliefs about women;
- SCP-8893-A must lack a sexual/romantic partner;
- SCP-8893-A must masturbate to climax.
If all of the above conditions are met, SCP-8893-B will manifest in SCP-8893-A's urethra, replacing semen and other fluids typically produced during ejaculation. Urethral cystoscopy of the initial SCP-8893-A (Fig B.) revealed a colony of SCP-8893-B dwelling within.
Fig.B: Image of SCP-8893-A's urethra during cystoscopy reveals SCP-8893-B instances within.
All SCP-8893-B instances have been found to be fertilized by SCP-8893-A's DNA, rather than by a mated member of their species. This has not been observed to affect specimens born during testing.
Notice: As of 2016, instances of SCP-8893 have seen a 99% decrease globally. Due to the near-neutralization of the anomaly, it has been moved to the Archived section of the Foundation's database.
