Item #: SCP-8887-J
Object Class: My math teacher said its okay even though its not
Special Containment Procedures: None, because everyone else thinks that math is important and "normal" despite the fact that it is absolutely, definitely anomalous.1
Description: SCP-8887-J, also known as "Mathematics" is not only a brain fucker, it also rhymes with "memetics" which already raises my suspicion of it being anomalous. It's basically just a bunch of nonsense that somehow became related in making foods.2
Discovery: The discovery of SCP-8887-J's anomalous effects was when I failed my math quiz. I swear my answers were right, these devil fucked calculators are always giving wrong answers.
Addendum 1+1: Seriously, why can't 1 + 1 just be 11? Where did 2 even come from? Additionally, 2 doesn't even look like the combination of a 1 and a 1. Basically they are saying 1 + 1 = 2? How?
Addendum Algebra: Somehow letters found their way into this chaotic world of numbers. Discovery of "Algebra" was when I was in 7th Grade, my math teacher said a + b = c, now how the fuck does that work. Like, a + b doesn't even equal to c, they're letters for god's sake. Then the teachers will just add numbers to these letters not knowing letters and numbers have been on war since I was 6.
Addendum Real Analysis: no.