Date: 12/31/2012
Interviewed: D-31885
Interviewer: Dr. Gabriel Smith
Foreword: D-31885 currently believes that 12 + 3 = 19. Dr. Gabriel Smith is assessing the effects of the object and if someone affected can be convinced that the answer generated is incorrect.
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Dr. Gabriel Smith: Hello, D-31885.
D-31885: Good afternoon, Doc.
Dr. Gabriel Smith: We would like to ask you some questions.
D-31885: Sure, fire away.
Dr. Gabriel Smith: What is twelve plus three?
D-31885: Nineteen, easy. What else?
Dr. Gabriel Smith: D-31885, are you sure that twelve plus three equals nineteen?
D-31885: Of course! I mean, that's Kindergarden level math. Of course I know what twelve plus three is. I'm not stupid.
Dr. Gabriel Smith: Could you please show me how twelve plus three equals nineteen?
Dr. Gabriel Smith hands D-31885 a piece of paper and a pencil.
D-31885: Doc, you want me to explain to you basic math?
Dr. Gabriel Smith: Correct. I want you to show me how twelve plus three equals nineteen.
D-31885: Okay, Doc. Let me draw it for you.
D-31885 draws various circles on the paper.
D-31885: So on this side there are twelve circles, you see?
Dr. Gabriel Smith: I see.
D-31885: And on this side, there are three circles, you got it?
Interviewer: Yes.
Person: So if you count them all up, you get nineteen. Am I done here, or do you not get it?
Dr. Gabriel Smith: D-31885, please count the circles properly.
D-31885: Okay, Doc, here it goes; one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen. Wait, did I count wrong? One…seven…fourteen, fifteen. Am I doing something wrong?
Dr. Gabriel Smith: D-31885, are you positive that the answer is nineteen?
D-31885: I'm sure Doc, something is just… let me try it a different way.
Dr. Gabriel Smith: Go ahead, D-31885.
D-31885: So do you know what inverse operations are?
Dr. Gabriel Smith: Yes.
D-31885: So if I do two plus two is four, I can check it by doing four minus two to get two.
Dr. Gabriel Smith: Correct, D-31885.
D-31885: So we can do that with twelve plus three. Twelve plus three is nineteen, so nineteen minus three is twelve.
Dr. Gabriel Smith: Could you please draw that on the piece of paper, D-31885?
D-31885 flips the page over and draws circles.
D-31885: Sure, Doc. I have nineteen circles, and if I erase three, I have… sixteen? Let me try again. nineteen, eighteen, seventeen, sixteen. What the hell is happening?
Dr. Gabriel Smith: D-31885, is there any other way to prove that twelve plus three equals nineteen that you can think of?
D-31885: Let me think. I mean, there's really no other way I can think of.
Dr. Gabriel Smith: So are you still absolutely sure that nineteen is the answer?
D-31885: Of course, Doc, twelve plus three is nineteen. I'm not sure why it's not working whenever I try to show you, but I know nineteen is the answer.
Dr. Gabriel Smith: Then that will be all for today.
Dr. Gabriel Smith exits the room. D-31885 is visibly confused, muttering the words "I don't get it" under his breath.
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