Item #: SCP-8814
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-8814 is currently in use as part of Site-400's Gifted Individual Management Program. The holder of SCP-8814 will be assigned to active duty as part of Site-400's combat MTF Sigma-20 ("The Ex-Men"). Should the user of SCP-8814 become a casualty of deployment, SCP-8814 is to be reassigned to a suitable candidate as soon as viable.
Description: SCP-8814 is a modern claw hammer of standard industrial make.
If an individual holding SCP-8814 (denoted SCP-8814-A) says the words "white power" in any tone of voice or volume, two lightning bolts will strike the individual regardless of ongoing weather conditions. These lightning bolts will not cause any significant physical harm, but rather will temporarily bleach the individual's hair and tint the individual's eyes a light blue, believed to be from the photoelectric effect. Notably, this transformation occurs regardless of the ancestry, self-perceived racial identity, bigotry, or political beliefs of the user.
Initial /x/ post depicting the operation of SCP-8814.
Under this transformation, SCP-8814-A will have increased strength, increased agility, aerial self-propulsion, and increased physical durability. Upper limits of strength and agility have not been formally tested. SCP-8814-A are durable against most small-arms fire, a high degree of blunt trauma, and lacerations but have proven to be vulnerable to standard Foundation issue depleted uranium rounds.
The SCP-8814 transformation can be dispelled if SCP-8814-A expresses a sentiment in line with an appreciation of the belief of the equality of all human beings. Notable functional statements include:
- Actually, I voted for Obama.
- All lives matter.
- I have a black friend.
- 白人可以的。
- I don't really pay attention to politics.
- This is fucking disgusting. Who made this crap. I don't want anything to do with it, I don't care if it lets me fly.
SCP-8814 was recovered from a self-described neo-Nazi and "Odinist enchanter" named Sigrid Vril (birth name: Eduardo Cohen-Chang) after a potential mass casualty incident in a Walmart in Coralville, Iowa. Upon determining that Cohen-Chang was not committing non-anomalous gun violence, a Foundation sniper successfully terminated him with a depleted uranium bullet and retrieved the artifact. Activation requirements were determined through digital archaeology of Cohen-Chang's internet activities.
