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A photo of a bird.
Item #: 8745
Object Class: N/A
Special Containment Procedures: See Description.
Description: SCP-8745 does not and has never existed.
Automated SCiPnet infrastructure initiated correction protocols following the collapse of Site-08 database integrity.
No anomaly, "non-avian" or otherwise, is associated with the designation 8745. Pending a formal review, SCP-8745's classification shall be removed from the Foundation database.
The prior documentation is classified as a cascading interpretive error event originating from within Site-08 internal archives. All references to "SCP-8745" have been flagged as spontaneous corruption.
The purported Junior Researcher Cassidy Alethea is not listed in any Foundation personnel registry prior to or following the incident window. Following an investigation, quarters assigned to this Junior Researcher were discovered.
The quarters were barricaded and welded shut. Upon forceful entry, the room was barren, apart from a hand-written note.
The note recovered from the residential quarters has been scanned and provided below:
