SCP-8681

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PART III: REVIEW REQUEST

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>Thread "Review Requested: PHLOX" opened by SCPFTreasurer.

>Security Set: Level 5 (OVERWATCH).

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SCPFTreasurer: Hey folks. I've just published this report on the PHLOX highway. I think it shows that upholding the road is just not viable, but I wanted your thoughts before activating -A.

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O5-11: Alright. Show me what you've found.

SCPFTreasurer: Gonna wait for a few others first. Don't want to overwhelm newcomers.

O5-11: Fair enough.

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JPensa: Hello.

SCPFTreasurer: This thread is Level 5 only. Why are you here?

JPensa: Given I was instrumental in the creation of PHLOX, isn't the better question: why wasn't I invited?

O5-11: Isn't the best question how are you here?

JPensa: I'm automatically whitelisted on PHLOX related topics.

SCPFTreasurer: Still disrespectful.

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DCALFINE: Hello everyone. Is it finally time to see the fruits of our hubris?

JPensa: Piss off Shakespeare.

O5-11: That's an official warning, James. That kind of vehemence is not appropriate for this forum or the workplace in general.

SCPFTreasurer: Okay I think I'm just going to start.

> SCPFTreasurer uploaded a file.

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DCALFINE: Seems pretty redundant, we already know most of that.

O5-11: Hell I wrote half those words.

SCPFTreasurer: A full summary has to be included for posterity's sake.

JPensa: I actually think it's fascinating.

O5-11: I guess you wouldn't have seen it before, being a low-level PHLOX employee.

DCALFINE: I'm a busy woman. I'd appreciate it if you could just hurry up with the proof I need to close the highway.

JPensa: Seconded. I've recently become overcome with grief knowing the harm I've caused to so many people. I would love to see the road closed.

SCPFTreasurer: Bare with me, folks, we'll get to it.

> SCPFTreasurer uploaded a file.

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JPensa: Hoho I like my odds!

O5-11: We've barely seen anything.

JPensa: Those employee numbers are way down. Not only that but take a look at the revenue!

DCALFINE: Shouldn't you know that? You work there.

O5-11: Agreed, seems odd to celebrate your own unemployment.

JPensa: As I said, I've been feeling guilty.

DCALFINE: Can we move on please?

SCPFTreasurer: My pleasure.

JPensa: You're a terrible writer, by the way. This is so dry.

DCALFINE: It's a technical document, shitheel.

O5-11: Second warning James. I don't know why you're trying to rile us but I am officially imploring you to stop.

JPensa: My apologies. Send the file.

> SCPFTreasurer uploaded a file.

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JPensa: So we've all learned the fucking lesson, right? Shut down the road?

O5-11: Mr. Pensa you are a guest here, you are not a Foundation employee and this behavior is intolerable. I do not know why a man so skilled at communications is acting this way, though I suspect it is intentional. Regardless of the reason, I'm going to ask you to leave before I ban you.

JPensa: Alright, fine, I'll leave. One small correction though, I am a Foundation employee.

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>Thread "REVIEW REQUEST" opened by JPensa.

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JPensa: There's something you should see.

> JPensa linked a thread: "Review Requested: PHLOX"

JPensa: Set 'em up, knock 'em down.

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O5-11: Well that problem solved itself.

DCALFINE: Can we get to business?

SCPFTreasurer: Of course, mam.

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DCALFINE: Wow. That's even worse than I thought it'd be.

O5-11: I know it's against forum policy, but holy shit. I'm glad David couldn't make it.

SCPFTreasurer: That's why I wanted to do this 'in person'. Coordination and unity will be critical for resolving this issue.

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DLaderach: Good evening. Please give me a moment to catch up.

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DLaderach: Thank you all for your patience.

DCALFINE: Who are you?

DLaderach: Department Head Delon Laderach, at your service.

SCPFTreasurer: Welcome, I guess. Now that we've all read it, are we ready to make a recommendation?

DCALFINE: We're in agreement, right eleven?

O5-11: We are.

DCALFINE: Then I hearby propose the motion that the PHLOX highway be disbanded, while taking as few losses, monetary or otherwise, as possible.

O5-11: Motion seconded.

DLaderach: Motion thirded and passed.

SCPFTreasurer: Wonderful. I'll call a -A for this and we can discuss dissolution options.

DLaderarch: No need, I'll take care of it.

O5-11: Alright.

DCALFINE: I'm sorry, who are you again?

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DLaderach : Thank you for bringing this to my attention James. Everything will be in order shortly.

JPensa: My pleasure.

DLaderach : Take some time off, you've earned it. I'll take it from here.

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