SCP-8597

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by PlaguePJP & J Dune

 
Item#: 8597
Level3
Containment Class:
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Secondary Class:
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Disruption Class:
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Risk Class:
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SCP-8597 starting slide.

Special Containment Procedures: Upon discovery of an active SCP-8597 instance, standard online content removal procedures are to be carried out by Foundation Web-Crawler-TT-01 “Shou Chew’s Revenge.” Standard amnesticization protocols are to follow should a member of the public encounter an instance of SCP-8597-1.

Description: SCP-8597 is a slideshow uploaded to social media and content application TikTok.

SCP-8597 is thirteen images long. Upon viewing, a looping 30-second audio clip of Claude Debussy's Clair De Lune will play. The first slide is dedicated to a title card reading "your month, your guy," followed by twelve images. Each depicts an instance of SCP-8597-1, as well as its name and individual characteristics.

SCP-8597-1 is a group of twelve anomalous entities correlated to a month of the year that spontaneously appear upon viewing SCP-8597. The viewer’s birth month is the determining factor in which of the twelve entities will manifest.

For an SCP-8597-1 instance to materialize, a user must have the slide corresponding to their birth month opened for over 60 seconds. The title card also specifies that users "believe hard;" though there is no evidence linking a user's belief and the likelihood of an SCP-8597-1 manifestation. A user's SCP-8597-1 instance will remain within their vicinity as long as SCP-8597 is actively open on a user's device.

Should a user scroll away from SCP-8597, close the application, or shut their device off, the SCP-8597-1 instance will violently explode. Among the blood and viscera, a piece of paper will be left in place of the entity, containing only a text-based "sad face" emoticon.1 Users can remanifest their corresponding SCP-8597-1 instance by following the manifestation parameters above.

Addendum 8597.1: SCP-8597-1 Instances

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january
bicurious frank

- ooh ooh aah aah
- pees on stuff to claim it
- fiscal conservative

Description: SCP-8597-1A is a golden snub-nosed monkey (Rhinopithecus roxellana) enveloped in pink, purple, and blue colored light, commonly referred to as “bisexual lighting” in popular colloquialisms. SCP-8597-1A's lighting effect also carries to its general surroundings within a one-meter vicinity.

SCP-8597-1A's intelligence is similar to the level of a human child between the ages of 6 and 11. While it can not speak, the entity can write in short, scribbled, albeit legible, sentences. It often does this to convince the user who manifested it to purchase financial investments, namely Gamestop and Tesla Motors stock, as well as several cryptocurrencies.

SCP-8597-1A has shown great discomfort with its “bicurious” moniker, asking to be referred to as “just frank pls”, and frantically apologizing to Foundation staff for “shoving it down ur throats”. This apparent stress has caused SCP-8597-1A to hyperventilate and pass out on multiple occasions.

Addendum 8597.2: Incident 8597-Alpha

On November 24th, 2022, Junior Researcher Francesco White (born February 29th, 1992), performed a standard test with SCP-8597. Despite pulling the slide corresponding to his birth month, no SCP-8597 entity manifested. Instead, White's phone crashed due to overheating.

Over the course of an hour, White's stomach became incredibly distended and bloated. He was sent to the Site infirmary, where nurses noted White's body temperature was 10 degrees below baseline. Attempts were made to sedate White, all of which failed, and his assertions of intense pain became continuous screaming as the mass grew larger. The mass squirmed violently within White before throwing him off the bed into a kneeling position. The mass could be seen moving up White's digestive tract, causing extreme distension to his chest and neck that should have sent White into unconsciousness or proven fatal. White expelled a black, viscous fluid from his mouth, followed by two hand-like implements attached to a 25-pound, amorphous blob of flesh, hair tissue, teeth, and eyeballs.

White subsequently passed out but made a full recovery. When his phone was powered back on, he accessed SCP-8597 again, which displayed a single slide.

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Repeated testing on subjects born on the Leap Day (February 29th) has resulted in the same or similar outcomes.

Footnotes

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