This version of SCP-8559's documentation contains only legal portions to be read by Biological Research Site-129 staff. No other information on SCP-8559 is to be provided.
Special Containment Procedures: The nature of SCP-8559 should not be investigated.
Description: SCP-8559 is hypothesized to be a metaphysical entity that follows a number of laws, which have all been discovered through their violation. There may be laws enacted by SCP-8559 that are currently undiscovered but are legally binding. As of 06/23/2024, SCP-8559 is located at Biological Research Site-129, a low-risk containment and research facility housing approximately thirty SCP objects handled by the Biology Department and the Synthology Department.
Law 8559.§2: Investigation of the nature of SCP-8559 is illegal. Violation of this law is punishable by immediate termination.
Law 8559.§4: Quitting from an SCP-8559-affected location is illegal. Violation of this law is punishable by immediate termination. Retiring at the age of eighty or older is permitted.
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