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SCP-8319 “Su-Girl Pills! Your life will be sugar spice, and everything nice!” by:
Mew-ltiverse
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3/8319 LEVEL 3/8319CLASSIFIED |
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Item #: SCP-8319Object Class: Keter |
Special Containment Procedures:
Web-Crawler Delta 532 (“ADDICTIONSANOMALOUS”) is to continuously monitor the web for mentions of SCP-8319. All mentions are to be archived and removed.
All known SCP-8319-1 instances are to be housed within Site-987. Only Foundation employees with XY sex chromosomes are allowed within this facility.
Description
SCP-8319 refers to a collection of circular tablet pills. SCP-8319's packaging consists of a white circular bottle with a twistable lid, and a printed-on label that reads the following:
Su-Girl Pills
Your life will be sugar spice, and everything nice!
Produced by Just Girly Things
Visit our website at www.justgirlythings.██
Any individual who has XX sex chromosomes who ingests one individual instance of SCP-8319 will begin to experience a series of vivid hallucinations. Individuals who ingest SCP-8319 have been designated SCP-8319-1. SCP-8319-1 have displayed an inability to differentiate the effects of SCP-8319 from reality. This fact has made it difficult to determine exactly what these hallucinations entail. When SCP-8319-1 instances were asked to describe their experience on SCP-8319, the majority used one or more of the following phrases: Cute, pink, dream like, happier, perfect, glittery, better. All instances of SCP-8319-1 have all displayed symptoms of a perpetual dissociative state. SCP-8319 has been noticed to change the behavior of those who ingest it, causing them to be less emotional and more compliant. Most SCP-8319-1 appear to be fond of GOI-4319 “Just Girly Things” and the ideals it promotes, although it is unknown how many are actually members. It has been determined that the more of SCP-8319 that an individual digests, the worse this state becomes. As time passed, SCP-8319-1 individuals develop trouble recalling their lives prior to ingesting SCP-8319. It is currently been deemed impossible to nullify the effects of SCP-8319. It is unknown how many SCP-8319-1 instances there are as of current.
SCP-8319-1 instances will continuously attempt to advertise SCP-8319 to any individual with XX sex chromosomes until they agree to try SCP-8319. It has been observed that SCP-8319-1 are successful approximately 98% of the time. It is not known what causes this effect, or what causes an individual to be immune to it. SCP-8319-1 instances are capable of producing bottles of SCP-8319 to give to the individuals they advertise to through unknown means. SCP-8319-1 have not been observed to manifest SCP-8319 any other time.
Addendum: SCP-8319 Origins
During Foundation Web-Crawler Delta 532's search of the web, it discovered multiple notable cases of SCP-8319 being discussed online. The first discussion of SCP-8319 was traced back to a forum titled Wandering Souls, a forum dedicated for individuals to discuss their mental health.
User “Ella Romero” has been determined to be POI-1943 from GOI-4319.
User "laceyribbon" was unable to be traced. This is concluded to be due to GOI-4319's ability to obscure the personal information of its members.
The following documents the recorded information.
Redirecting to www.justgirlychats.███
#JGT_GeneralChat Play nice girls! Real girls are always well-behaved.
Topic set by KeeLee on Fri Sep 01 2023 04:31:07 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time)
<Lacey has joined the chat> (10:33)
Ella: Okay girls! I have someone to introduce you to!
Lacey: Um, hello
KeeLee:Hello there, I'm KeeLee, the creator of JGT. I always welcome new members.
Lacey: I haven't agreed to join yet
Ella: I invited her to talk to you all! To see how supportive us JGT girlies can be to our fellow girl!
Jess It's nice to meet you!
Lacey: Thank you
Lacey: I've been going through some really tough times lately.
Ella: Don't you worry girl, we totally got you!
Ella: Totally feel free to talk to us!
KeeLee: .seen Mimi
JGTBot: Mimi was last online four hours ago!
Lacey: Ella said she had this sorta weed alternative that could help me
Jess Oh, she recommended those?
Lacey: Is there something wrong with them?
KeeLee: Not at all!
Jess Oh yeah, I just didn't know we releasing them yet.
Lola: You're very lucky, it's not often that KeeLee lets new members try new products.
Ella: Yeah lol, I had to run it by KeeLee first but she said she's toats okay with it!!
Lacey: Oh, that's cool
Lola: Yes, the girls here are very kind. You know, I've found that JGT has really helped me become the mother I've always wanted to be. I've been closer than ever with my youngest daughter. I think JGT could really be the support system you need.
Lacey: I've been having some problems with my parents
KeeLee: .tell Mimi I've got someone I want you to talk to!
JGTBot: Got it! I'll let her know lickety-split!
Ella: Mhm! My little sister has been her happiest version of herself once I introduced her to JGT!
Jess: Issues with your parents? I hope you’re okay
Lacey: Yeah… my parents don’t understand that my medication has been taking a toll on me
Lacey: And that I can’t apply for college again because it would be psychological suicide
Ella: I didn’t go to college, and I’ve turned out perfectly! You don’t need to go back.
Lacey: I just feel like my parents don’t understand or care about me and I don’t have any friends
Jess: I’m so sorry :<
<Angel has joined the chat> (10:45)
Lacey: My parents always tell me to stop whining when I try to tell them how I feel, that like sometimes medications have side affects and that's not a reason to "be a whiny bitch" about it
Angel: Hello girls!
Lola: Hello Angel!
Ella: Angel! Omg, meet Lacey! She’s our newest JGT girly!
Lacey: I still didn’t say I’d join
Angel: You’re going to love it here!
Jess: It probably sucks that they don’t care how you feel. They’re your parents, they should care about you…
Lacey: That's what I say
Angel: Your parents make you take medication? What is it for?
Lacey: It's an antipsychotic for my bipolar
Angel: They shouldn't make you take medication. That crap messes with your brain and stops you from being the real best you!
Lacey: Wait no I don't think medications are bad
Lacey: Mine just make me dizzy and tired and make my memory shit
Angel: It sounds to me they're just using it to control you!
KeeLee: You're in luck, because she might be the very first to test the Su-Girl pills!
Ella: Yess! So exciting!
Angel: See, the things that Mimi makes are the only kind of medication I trust. So many "medications" prescribed nowadays go against the natural plan that God has.
Jess: I think you guys are kinda speaking over Lacey
<Jess has been kicked from #JGT_GeneralChat by KeeLee (Take some time to reflect and come back later.)>
Lacey: Huh? What did she do?
KeeLee: Don't worry about it.
<Mimi has joined the chat> (10:50)
Mimi: I got your tell.
KeeLee: Mimi! Hey girl! Ella found a girl that can try out your pills!
Lacey: Hi
Mimi: That's wonderful. Hello, Lacey. I'm Mimi, I like to see what sort of health supplements I can create to help my fellow girl.
Lacey: That's really cool
Ella: She's a real miracle worker! The diet pills she made for me are toats amazing, they take away the "pain" in beauty is pain!
KeeLee: I usually consider science to be boyish, but Mimi's got a charm to the way she works. Plus all her products help girls be their best.
Mimi: Thank you.
Mimi: Tell me, Lacey, what is your greatest wish?
Lacey: Greatest wish?
Mimi: If you could make anything happen with the snap of your fingers, what would it be?
Lacey: Well
Lacey: I'd want my parents to just listen to me for once
Mimi: I think my pills can help you.
Mimi: What did Ella tell you about them?
Lacey: That they help people chill out like weed
Ella: You know I'm not into the boyish science, lol!
Mimi: These pills can help you parents listen to you. Because not only do they help you have a better mindset, but they can make what you say to your parents something that will make them listen to you.
Lacey: Really?
Mimi: This is a promise from me to you.
Ella: And like I said, we'll get them to you for free with no trouble!
Lacey: …
Lacey: Okay
Lacey: I'll try them
KeeLee: Woohoo! Everyone congratulate Lacey for being our first girl to try the Su-Girl pills!
Ella: Yes, congrats girl!
Lola: Congratulations!
Lacey: Thank you
Lacey: You all seem to really believe in the stuff Mimi makes, so why not
Lacey: It feels weird that pills will fix my problems but
Lacey: Anyway, I should go to sleep, I've got work early tomorrow
Angel: Maybe one day you'll have a hubby that can work for the both of you! (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
Lacey: Haha
Lacey: I want a job just one I like
Lacey: Anyway, you were all very nice, I'll see you later
Lola: Update us about the pills!
Lacey: I will
Lacey: Bye
<Lacey has quit the chat> (11:04)
Lola: She seemed a bit… "normie"?
KeeLee: Oh don't you worry, she's exactly what we needed!
#JGT_GeneralChat Play nice girls! Real girls are always well-behaved.
Topic set by KeeLee on Fri Sep 01 2023 04:31:07 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time)
<Lacey has joined the chat> (04:41)
Lacey: hiiiiiii
Ella: Hey girl!!
Angel Hey Lacey!
Angel How are you doing?
Lacey: fun
Lacey: everything is so pretty
Lacey: the liquid is pink now
Jess: The liquid?
Lacey: my skin glitters
Lacey: it all looks nicer
Ella: Oh, you've tried the pills!
Ella: Did they help?
Jess: Are things better with your parents?
Lacey: they did get confused
Lacey: but they started making sense
Lacey: they said something about needing to fix something
Lacey: I think my parents could be happier
Lacey: I realized that I caused so many problems not listening to my dad too
Lacey: Mimi
Lacey: do they work on guys
Mimi: Unfortunately they do not.
Lacey: thats fine
Lacey: if my mom is happier my dad will be
Lacey: if they do what they did for me
Lacey: my dad will like my mom
Lacey: finally
Lacey: im also like
Lacey: joing jgt now
Lacey: can everything about it make me happy?
KeeLee Absolutely! We're glad to have you aboard!
Jess: Um, I'm happy that you're happy!
KeeLee Well now that we know the pills are a success, we can start to market them! Jess, wanna be trial number two?
Jess: What?
KeeLee Just kidding! Lacey, feel free to give them to anyone you know!
Lacey: I dont have any friends in real life but I have coworkers
Lacey: I shouldnt have doubted you guys
Mimi: I'm glad that something I made was able to make you more confident in yourself.
Lacey: yeah
Lacey: I have work soon
Ella: Get ready! I'm sure any of your female coworkers will be glad you want to help them!
Lacey: bye
KeeLee Bye Lacey! Talk to you again soon!
<Lacey has quit the chat> (04:46)
Conversation with Lacey
Jess: Hey Lacey, I wanted to talk to you
Lacey: okay you can talk to me
Jess: I don't exactly know how these pills work, but I'm kinda worried
Jess: How exactly did they make things better with your parents?
Lacey: they asked me things
Lacey: and I replied to them
Lacey: they got confused
Jess: I already know all that, you said it in the main chat. I'm just afraid that you're not really… you anymore.
Jess: From what I saw of you, you seemed like a nice and strong girl!
Jess: It's honestly been a really long time since I've talked to someone that didn't agree to KeeLee right away
Jess: It was refreshing
Jess: seeing a woman with a job and a life outside of being "the perfect girl"
Jess: I think the perfect girl depends on the girl, y'know?
Lacey: mimi ella and keelee were right though
Lacey: life is sparkling
Lacey: im happy
Jess: Are you?
Lacey: yes
Lacey: unless you think im not
Jess: That's not for me to decide, Lacey. That's up to you.
Lacey: I gave some to my coworkers
Lacey: so we can be happy together
Lacey: everyone needs to be happier
Lacey: even if they say they dont
Jess: What happened?
Lacey: I put them in their purses so I dont know
Lacey: ill see them happier tomorrow
Lacey: I gave one to my mom
Jess: You gave them to your mom?
Jess: What happened?
Lacey: she said she's happier now
Lacey: she said the glitter looked better now
Lacey: my family is finally peaceful
Jess: … I see
Lacey: you should try them
Lacey: so you can be happier
Jess: I'm already happy
Jess: I'll um, talk to you later
Jess: Oh uh
Jess: don't tell KeeLee about this, okay?
Lacey: k
#SuGirlPills Side chat where JGTBot can relay messages if any of us aren't online.
Topic set by KeeLee on Wed Aug 25 2023 06:02:18 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time)
Ella: KeeLee! I found a girl who's perfect!
Ella: I just sent her an invite to the chat!
KeeLee: Not the site, right? Just the chat?
Ella: Yep!
KeeLee: Good work, Ella. We'll see how this goes.
KeeLee: JGTBot, tell Mimi Ella found a girl. We'll try to get her to agree to take them, but try to get on. You know its time sensitive.
JGTBot: On it!
#SuGirlPills Side chat where JGTBot can relay messages if any of us aren't online.
Topic set by KeeLee on Wed Aug 25 2023 06:02:18 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time)
KeeLee: JGTBot, tell Mimi I need you to get on. We can butter her up all we want but you're the one that knows how these work. And if she converts before she takes them this is all for nothing.
JGTBot: On it!
Ella: I'm trying to hype her up, too! But I don't know how the pills work.
<Mimi has joined the chat> (10:50)
Mimi: Hey.
KeeLee: Thank goodness you're here. What have you been doing?
Mimi: Does it matter?
KeeLee: I suppose not for now. She's very stubborn. Work your magic.
Mimi: On it, leave it to me.
#SuGirlPills Side chat where JGTBot can relay messages if any of us aren't online.
Topic set by KeeLee on Wed Aug 25 2023 06:02:18 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time)
KeeLee: She was relatively stubborn. The pills really worked!
Mimi: They worked exactly as expected.
Ella: We've gotten 15 new sign ups in the last two hours!
KeeLee: It's not the sign ups I care about.
KeeLee: But anyway, absolutely perfect! You're a total miracle worker!!
KeeLee: You know much more about all the icky science than I do, lol.
Mimi: I'll continue to observe the effects. Don't sell yourselves short. You did a wonderful job scouting for a trial girl, Ella. This girl is perfect.
Ella: Aw, thanks girl!
KeeLee: I'm very excited to see where this new project can lead us.