SCP-8248
  • rating: +13+x

seventh birthday candles. your mother made my favorite cake. you loved it more than i.

seventh birthday candles. your mother made my favorite cake. you loved it more than i.

SCP-8248, 5/6/2005. Mother behind camera.

Item #: SCP-8248

Object Class: Euclid Explained

Special Containment Procedures: 14 members of Foundation personnel are assigned to the care of SCP-8248. These personnel are tasked with incentivizing SCP-8248 to take social risks that encourage career advancement, development of personal and romantic friendships, and its hobbies. SCP-8248 is not to be made aware of this fact, and personnel may be replaced as needed to properly integrate into SCP-8248's environment. Preventative phrases of encouragement are to be used regularly both toward and nearby SCP-8248. These "positive reinforcements" are useful in mitigating and, in some cases, wholly preventing its destructive tendencies. Below is a list of phrases proven effective at maintaining normalcy.

  • "I knew you'd give it your all!"
  • "You can accomplish anything you set your mind to."
  • "That's the spirit, champ."
  • "You can do anything."

Description: SCP-8248 is a human male, born 5/6/98, currently employed by their own lemonade stand the student store at Kirkland Middle School Wisconsin State University as their youngest Adjunct Professor NASA Culver's Culver's (as of 6/1/24). SCP-8248 possesses infinite potential123 and limitless energy.4

SCP-8248 demonstrates severely destructive behavior without adequate Foundation support on standby. Notable incidents have included:

  • 14 15 [DATA EXPUNGED]
  • 112 severe lacerations, resulting [DATA EXPUNGED]
  • Two full teams of [DATA EXPUNGED]

Addendum 1: - SECURITY FOOTAGE EXCERPT (5/6/24, back office of Culver's):
Note: Agent Wilkins is currently undercover as local Culver's Manager, Fred Wontkins.

[BEGIN LOG]
Agent Wilkins: Because you're on the clock. Can we discuss this after close?
SCP-8248: No, you- you're not listening to me!
Agent Wilkins: (hushed, angry) You're speaking nonsense, Pat. I know you've gone through a hell of a lot more'n I ever could, but I'm not putting up with this.
SCP-8248: Say it, then! Call me a failure. Tell me there's something I can't do. Anything!
Agent Wilkins: Now, come on, we both know that isn't fair to-
SCP-8248: Fine! I quit! I can't… (shouting) I can't do this anymore!
SCP-8248 exits the office.
Agent Wilkins: Pat, you can't just-!
Agent Wilkins follows behind SCP-8248.
[END LOG]

Addendum 2: - POST-OP DEBRIEF (9/18/24):

Encouragement of SCP-8248 has proven increasingly difficult of late. Subject has evaded the majority of personnel over the past 5 months, and today's attempt at connection resulted in an incident with 0 casualties and 112 injuries. Please advise.

Administrator Note (timestamp 231195:23:36): Subject has since sought therapy unprompted. Increase positive feedback for this brave step.

Addendum 3: - NANOSECURITY FOOTAGE EXCERPT: (10/18/24, office of Dr. Adria Huxon LCSW, PhD, [REDACTED]5)

[BEGIN LOG]
SCP-8248: And if I fail… again… what does that mean to my manager? Why do they all even bother if I'm not going to put in the effort?
Dr. Huxon: You aren't bothering me.
SCP-8248: You'll get there.
Dr. Huxon: I won't.
(Fifteen seconds of silence.)
Dr. Huxon: That's all the time we have for today. You're a good kid, Patrick, and I think your father would be proud of you coming this far. (Brief pause) I'm sorry, I don't mean to presume-
SCP-8248: No, it's- it's fine. I hope he's proud up there, or wherever he is.
(Brief pause)
SCP-8248: I think I'm being foll-
Dr. Huxon: (overlapping): I'd like to ease into-
Both: What? Sorry, you go first.
SCP-8248: Never mind, it's nothing.
Dr. Huxon: It's okay if you want to take some time and gather your thoughts.
SCP-8248: That's alright.
(SCP-8248 sharply inhales, as if to speak. Three seconds of silence. SCP-8248 exhales and makes a negative gesture with one hand.)
SCP-8248: No, really. It's nothing.
(Brief pause.)
Dr. Huxon: Well, l'd like us to ease into this by meeting once a week starting Tuesday, if that fits into your work schedule. It's going to be an uphill climb for you to get to where you wanna be, but - (Dr. Huxon leans slightly toward SCP-8248 with a faux-conspiratorial nod) just between you and me… you're capable of anything you set your mind to.
SCP-8248 stands abruptly.
[END LOG]

Addendum 4 (10/19/24, 231905:33:18): ████████████████████ ███████████████████████████████████████. ██████████████ 10/19/24, 0133 CST, 231905:03:00. SCP-8248 is interred at Site-87, Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin.

> amnemosyne redact confirm 8248 scp.admin-000

ARE YOU SURE YOU WISH TO CLASSIFY ENTRY 8248 VIA KEYWORDS: SUICIDE, HOSPITAL? Y/N

> y

DOES THE BLACK MOON HOWL?

> borne of terrific impact, how else could it weep

SAVING… … … … … … DONE.

Unless otherwise stated, the content of this page is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 License