SCP-8221
SCP-8221
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Published on 02 Apr 2025 00:43

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INTERNAL FOUNDATION REPORT

Document ID: TACT-THEO/2025-03-24/001

Clearance Level: 4

CONFIDENTIAL


Priority Level: AMIDA

Abstract: Recent research from the Department of Tactical Theology around afterlives has uncovered a few discrepancies in global demographics. Despite the number of human hosts growing exponentially since ~33 AD (Following event C†) the number of human souls has remained roughly around 800 million.

This suggests that while true human consciousness is bound to a finite number of reincarnating souls, a considerable and growing amount of the population is being animated by an unknown force and/or deific entity. Furthermore, long-term post-mortem studies indicate that several thousand of the original souls have failed to reincarnate, instead remaining as posthumous anomalies or perishing due to exorcisms. (roughly 0.00015% of souls a year.)

Notable Findings:

  • Cognitive and theological profiling of a global sample (N=100,000) suggests that a statistically significant percentage of individuals lack the expected hallmarks of sapient self-awareness. (This includes roughly 63% of SCP Foundation personnel.) While they appear normal, they show clear differences in deep-memory retention.
  • At current birth rates, Foundation projections estimate that by 2150, the number of humans piloted by souls will be outnumbered 5:1.

Recommended Actions:

  • Immediate classification of this phenomenon as SCP-8221 (Object Class: Keter) for continued research and monitoring.
  • Expanded cognitive testing across Foundation personnel to assess operational risks.
  • Research into the creation or revival of human souls.
  • Attempt deicide should the number of sapient individuals reach 0.01% of the human population.
  • Establish changes to normalcy in the event that the human species is no longer the primary intelligence inhabiting its own civilization.

- Tiana Mark Roseanne, Tact. Theo.

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