SCP-8195.
Item #: SCP-8195
Special Containment Procedures: N/A
Description: SCP-8195 is an adult African Elephant. It began following Alex Thorley at some point in time.
TRANSCRIPT
We are at a coffee shop. It's early in the morning.
Thorley: Hi, can I get a… um, a small matcha latte, please?
Barista: Sure!
Thorley: And can you put oat-milk in it?
Barista: You want an oat-meal with that?
Thorley: No.
Thorley: No, I said— oat-milk.
Barista: Haha, my bad. A small matcha with oat-milk and…
Thorley rubs their hands.
Barista: Hey, do I know you?
Thorley: What?
Barista: Sorry, I mean… I've seen you before.
Barista: You're the guy from "Department of Unreality", right?
Barista looks at the camera.
Barista: Alex Thorley?
Thorley: Oh, yeah.
Pause.
Thorley: That's me…
Barista: No way! My wife and I read the last thing you were in.
Barista: The one with the robot or something? And and when you refresh the page, the experiment logs change?
Thorley: That uh
Barista: That was so cool. And seeing you in person is, like, unreal.
Barista: Haha.
Thorley: Yeah, haha…
SCP-8195: Address me.
Thorley looks at the camera.
Barista: You're awesome, man. Really.
Thorley: Yep.
Pause.
Barista: Ah, sorry, don't wanna take up too much of your time.
Barista: Is that everything?
Thorley: No, uh, actually, can I get one of those?
Thorley points at the glass display. There are breads and pastries inside.
Barista: Oh, you want
Barista grins.
Barista: You want
Barista: the bagel?
Thorley: No, I
Thorley:
Thorley: the cheese-cake
Barista: Oh, sorry, haha. Not the bagel, then, huh?
Thorley: No…
Barista: Haha, alright. So a matcha with oat-milk and one cheese-cake?
Thorley: Yeah.
Barista: And what about your friend here? Anything for them?
Barista looks at SCP-8195.
Thorley: Um.
Thorley: No.
Barista: Cool. That'll be
Alex Thorley left the coffee shop at 8 AM.
The elephant later reclassified itself as Neutralized.