Item No.: SCP-81299-EX-J
Object Class: Euclid-provisi Explained
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-81299-EX-J is to be held within a Medium Risk Humanoid Containment Cell in Site-17. With the cooperation of the Department of Temporal Anomalies, a proposal has heen made to fit SCP-81299-EX-J's cell with Tachyon Sinks, in order to minimize its anomalous capabilities. These theoretical devices are to be inspected daily for signs of temporal fluctuations, and adjusted as needed.
SCP-81299-EX-J has been amnesticized and released back into the public.
Description: SCP-81299-EX-J is a caucasian human male, 25 years of age, with unremarkable physical and mental attributes.
SCP-81299-EX-J's anomalous nature involves its claims of being able to temporally displace itself using allegedly non-anomalous means. During its interview prior to full containment, SCP-81299-EX-J made the following claims about its abilities:
- Its method of temporal displacement is biological, requiring no mechanical or thaumaturgic assistance.
- It is only capable of temporally displacing itself linearly.
- It can only use this temporal ability "a couple of times" daily.
- It claims that its method of temporal displacement can be done by any living being capable of it.
As the details described by SCP-81299-EX-J matched no known methods by the Foundation's Department of Temporal Anomalies, it was moved to Site-17 for containment, while Doctor Thaddeus Xyank was contacted in order to do a preliminary analysis of it and its alleged capabilities.
After his arrival at Site-17's Humanoid Containment wing, Dr. Xyank proceeded to observe SCP-81299-EX-J for the next seven hours. SCP-81299-EX-J protested continuously that it was unable to temporally displace itself while under observation, until it eventually fell unconscious in its bed.
Following this sequence of events, Dr. Xyank was seen to stare at SCP-81299-EX-J for five seconds, before setting his clipboard down and pinching the bridge of his nose, muttering indecipherably under his breath. When prompted by Junior Researcher Vergess, Dr. Xyank stated the following:
"'Biological'… Of course! [STRING OF EXPLETIVES REDACTED]"
SCP-81299-EX-J was hurriedly awakened and given Class-A amnestics, before being escorted back to his home via a Foundation-owned Uber vehicle.
Disciplinary action by the Ethics Committee is pending.