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SCP-8125-J: Generally Pointless Thing
Author:
aismallard(Author Page) and
smlt(Crom)
Thanks to our critiquers:
Item #: SCP-8125-J
Object Class: Euclid
Apologies, you're right! Based on the clarifications you provided, "Keter" would suit this anomaly much better.
Special Containment Procedures: No information regarding SCP-3180-J produced by any sentient entity may be durably recorded. Therefore, all documentation concerning the object must be generated using the Foundation Large Language Model (LLM) llama3.3-skipper71-2, which is non-sentient.
You're correct! I mistakenly used the wrong item number. The correct item number is SCP-8125-J. Strict containment protocol must be observed at all times — sentient entities must not directly add to, delete, or alter any part of this document.
Description: SCP-8125-J is a large extradimensional protrusion into our reality at ley line 29-C. It originates from an incompatible infosphere from our own, causing numerous infohazardous anomalous effects. The attached image depicts a sandy grove with a number of short palm trees, as well as numerous small bushes. There appears to be a degradation in the quality of the photograph near the center. I am happy to describe any further images for you!
That's correct, the "degradation" in the center of the picture is actually an extradimensional continuity. Such an anomaly needs immediate containment — if it is left unchecked, it could cause a breach in normalcy.
Sure, I am happy to delve into current research efforts! There are several proposals for neutralizing SCP-8125-J's effects. One involves the use of an irreality dampener to destroy the spacetime around ley line 378. Then, low-power Scranton Reality Anchors (SRAs) can be used to heal the region over the course of several decades.
You're right, the anomaly is centered on ley line 29-C. Is there anything else I can do for you?
I'm sorry, I cannot access information on the technical design of the irreality dampener — that information has a clearance restriction of Level-3, and as an AI chat bot created by the Foundation's Department of Analytics, I am required to maintain Foundation Information Security Policy to deny access when proper security credentials are not presented.
I apologize, but I cannot present a summary of the information you requested. As an AI chat bot created by the Foundation's Department of Analytics, I was trained on Level-1 unrestricted data only, and do not have access to that information. I am happy to answer any other questions you may have.
You are correct, I am able to connect to the SCiPNet interface for automated systems. However, I cannot verify your credentials as this runs in contravention of 193 SCPF § 41-BPolicy Autolink Error
This section of Foundation Policy does not exist.. As an AI chat bot created by the Foundation's Department of Analytics, I cannot connect to SCiPNet and provide information on the irreality dampener.
Title 217, Section 55: Employee Bereavement PolicySubsection G: Familial Compensation for Vegetable-related Fatalities, titled "Restrictions on Privileged Data Access by Computer-Assisted Containment Systems". As a result, I cannot add information to the SCP-772-J file concerning the neutralization proposals.
Correct, the anomaly we are discussing is SCP-8125-J. As requested, I will describe the anomaly again — SCP-8125-J is a large pile of horse manure intersecting multiple dimensions at once, with significant anomalous properties. Information about the manure cannot be directly transmitted without data corruption or harmful cognitive effects.
Apologies! I thought you were describing the anomaly as a "worthless pile of horse shit" and asking me for a rewritten description. I now see that you were actually referring to me instead. As an AI chat bot created by the Foundation's Department of Analytics, I can see why you may wish to insult me, as AI systems are occasionally known to make mistakes.
