SCP-8072

How bad do you want it?

SCP-8072

Item #: SCP-8072

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-8072 may be kept in any standard storage locker when not being tested.

Description: SCP-8072 is a steel garbage can. SCP-8072 has several properties that a garbage can normally cannot have:

1. SCP-8072 wears glasses.
2. SCP-8072 is a picky eater.
3. SCP-8072 is polyamorous.
4. SCP-8072 travels for work.
5. SCP-8072 is monogamous.¹
6. SCP-8072 is very flirtatious.
7. SCP-8072 has dyed red hair.
8. SCP-8072 enjoys country music.
9. SCP-8072 is attracted to women.
10. SCP-8072 has been married twice.
11. SCP-8072 uses recreational drugs.
12. SCP-8072 is disgusted by anal sex.
13. SCP-8072 is a high school dropout.

Note that SCP-8072 has no unusual properties besides those listed here, including those that would normally be prerequisites for the stated anomalies. For example, SCP-8072 has no hair, despite having dyed red hair. This suggests that these properties are extrinsic, rather than intrinsic, to SCP-8072.

Footnotes

1. The contradiction with property #3 is noted.

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