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"Hey. Come here."

"Hm? What's up?"

"There's a problem."

"A problem?"

"Yeah. The Site-86 sim is acting all fucky."

"What's wrong with it?"

"I don't know, but the whole site keeps bugging out."

"Ugghhh. We just put that one online."

"I know, just look at this."

"What the fuck?"


"How the fuck did that happen?"

"I have no idea."

"Any casualties?"

"One, it seems. Some archivist."

"Dammit, I hate throwing those out. I hope we can at least salvage his headset. And you better fix the simulation soon or people are going to notice. We can't have a whole site acting like it's running on a microwave."

"I don't know what's wrong with it! It was working fine yesterday."

"Did you change anything since then?"

"Not any big changes that I remember, I just added some assets."

"What assets?"

"Just some stuff in the break room. Making it more like the real place."

"Let me look at the changelog."

"What the— what the fuck?"


"Dude, the coffee mug you added has an insane file size."

"Why? How big is it?"

"It's— hold on. Nine trillion polygons?"

"Nine t— you said trillion?"

"Yeah, trillion."

"Why the hell is it so big?"

"Don't ask me, you added it."

"Well I'm not the one who made the file."

"Just get rid of it, dude. It's eating up all the data."

"Yeah, yeah. Give me a sec."

"It— uh. It won't load."

"What do you mean it won't load?"

"The simulation. It's not loading."

"Did it crash?"

"No, it's fully bricked. I can't run it."

"Try to restore it."

"It won't let me."

"Dude, what did you do?"

"I don't know! I just got rid of the mug!"

"Then why won't it load?"

"I don't know!"

"God fucking dammit. They're going to kill us."

"I'm just wondering what this means for the simulation."

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