SCP-7746

Inforrhea in SCP-7746.
top: Visible light photo.
bottom: PSS-C image scan.

Item #: SCP-7746

Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: Dreams and their dreamers are to be ranked by productivity within SCP-7746. Low-productivity residents are eligible for removal.

Individuals are to sleep no more than 30 hours in SCP-7746 to avoid extraphysical neuron displacement. On-site personnel may sleep for up to 45 hours (opt-out). Nanoscale somnosensors and sedatives will be injected during sleep.

Containment supervisors are to act as church staff and clergy. Repeat users are to be catalogued and allowed inside. Foundation assets within the Brussels Police Service are to covertly expedite entry and sleep within SCP-7746. Asset secrecy is to be maintained.

Description: SCP-7746 is a small wooden church in Brussels, AB, CA. It was owned by the McClure family from 1895-2020 until being bought by Foundation front company Ranger Developers Inc.

SCP-7746 generates valuable human training data. Latent inforrhea is transcribed into the structure upon submission. New formations overwrite older generations, making extensive records necessary. An estimated ███,███,███ phantom neurons are currently firing within vital structural fibers.

Reports of excessive sleep and visible dreaming began in 1994. SCP-7746 became a local attraction wherein the public would record friends' and family members' dreams. The church hosted numerous gatherings and events until Foundation investigation of the property began in 2000. Locals amnesticized.

+ Addendum: SCP-7746 Specimen Tally & Project Development

Addendum 1: Cumulative Progress Report for SCP-7746 Initiative

Background: O5 Edict 48887.4 mandated clandestine incorporation of Level-1 information into big data amid funding cuts. Subsequent contracts with Google, Microsoft, OpenAI, etc. increased interest in extra-human data sets. First contracts sold in 2023 under L-3(S) Trusted Clearance. Associate supervisors approved for SCP-7746.

Specimen Tally:

Name & Age	Type	Time Slept at Time of Report	Content (Abridged)	Analysis
Michael Kent, 48	1	64d, 17h	sleeping while cold, sleeping on hard surfaces, sleeping while in pain, rejection from childhood home, rejection from safe spaces, harmful amphetamine use, harmful nicotine use, identifying social media profiles, social media profiles of significant others	Specimen moribund. Neural plasticity decreased. Amnesticized and relocated to preserve data pool integrity.
Emma Tiller, 63	1	152d, 6h	sleeping outside[=/=camping], harmful nicotine use, harmful alcohol consumption, Psalms 119:114['You are my refuge and my shield; I have put my hope in your word.'], rejection from childhood home, acceptance into safe space, Campbell's tomato soup, negative association with 2020, rejection from safe space associated with 2020, Foundation containment staff interference[!=92.8], acceptance into safe space associated with 2021	Considerable Foundation interference. Lack of novelty. Typical of Type 1 specimens. Amnesticized and relocated to preserve data pool. Entry of Type 1 specimens restricted to preserve data pool.
Sheldon Copperfield, 17	2	3d, 17h	sleeping outside[=camping], rejection from peers, discipline from authority figures, discipline from peers, rejection from environment, rejection from childhood home, sleeping outside[=/=camping], sleeping on hard+cold surfaces, harmful nicotine use, harmful alcohol consumption, Foundation containment staff interference[!=104.1], acceptance into safe space, Campbell's tomato soup	Increase in substance novelty. Exponential model improvement reported. Complex reasoning and empathy-attraction threshold values remained stagnant. Requests from Trusted Clearance supervisors to increase entry of Type 2 specimens. Copperfield amnesticized and relocated due to substance abuse and bouts of rage to preserve data pool.
Jacob Ulmeyda, 19	2	13d, 9h	sleeping inside, multiple sleeping places, infatuation, rejection from childhood home, abusive partner, sleeping in vehicle[=/=moving], sleeping in vehicle[=moving], negative association with Calgary, Alberta, negative association with Red Deer, Alberta, sleeping in cold environments, sleeping in cold+moving vehicle, sleeping in cold+stationary vehicle, hitchhiking, Foundation containment staff interference[!=104.1], Campbell's tomato soup, requested grilled cheese[=accepted]	Record stable output. Increase in substance novelty and empathy-attraction threshold reported. Complex reasoning remained stagnant. Allowed to sleep in attic. Digital communications access limited. Some public records expunged.

Residence of Type 1 specimens fully limited per Trusted Clearance oversight. Type 2 specimens were to be prioritized. Drs. J. Amherst and T. H. Walden hypothesized a possible ultra-productive Type 3 specimen based on recorded Type 2 personhood trends.

Funding boost led to heaters being installed in SCP-7746.

Emilia Nguyen, 14	2	46d, 10h	parental abuse, harmful nicotine consumption[=environmental], rejection from environment, displacement from childhood home, hitchhiking, McDonald's, rejection from McDonald's, IHOP, rejection from IHOP, unidentified car retailer, acceptance into unidentified car retailer, gunfire, rejection from unidentified car retailer, border crossing, sleeping while cold, Foundation containment staff interference[!=84], acceptance into safe space, Campbell's tomato soup	Consistent Foundation interference began affecting data sets undesirably. Personhood trends considered unfriendly and shocking. However, data progress was in line with resident Type 2 specimens. Type 3 hypothesis presented to Trusted Clearance supervisors. Location of a specimen that met the paper's qualifications was approved.
Melissa Grayson, 40	1	1d, 2h	rejection from childhood home, sleeping outside[=/=camping], sleeping on hard+cold surfaces, great reverence, harmful alcohol consumption, nurturing, harmful amphetamine use, Foundation containment staff interference[!=63.7], acceptance into safe space, Campbell's tomato soup, sharing Campbell's tomato soup	Grayson deemed by and large detrimental to data pool. Associated Type 3 specimen successfully transferred to Foundation containment staff jurisdiction with assistance from law enforcement.
Jasper Grayson, 2	3	1y, 16d	I see light, light comes into where I see light, there are different faces, where is mom (expunged), that is pastor Jefferson, pastor Jefferson is nice, there is a great reverence, there are different places, this is not the cold place, there is good soup, I like Campbell's tomato soup, I miss mom (expunged), let's be friends	Rapid personhood development correlated directly with significant data set improvement. Complex reasoning, empathy-attraction, and substance novelty developed substantially by 17.8 points over 1 year. Emergent personality traits deemed extremely desirable. Drs. Amherst and Walden commended.

Type 3 specimens prioritized. Type 2 specimens limited but sustained in low number to facilitate backup/reference data set generation. Undesirable Type 2 specimens (Evans, Warner, Nguyen, Padilla, Ulmeyda, etc.) amnesticized and relocated to preserve data pool.

Renovations and expansions to SCP-7746 have been proposed and are currently under review by Brussels officials and the Foundation Containment Procedures Board.

Update 04/06/2024: Models have shown undesirable bias towards certain topics. These biases have been traced back to SCP-7746. As such, Campbell's Condensed Tomato Soup will no longer be served. SCP-7746 is estimated to generate record profits in 10 years.