SCP-7481

SCP-7481-1 does not have any undue impact on protected sapients under the Garlic Control Act;

PsychicProgrammer

SCP-7481: Store Bought Evil may be Substituted.

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Containment Notice: This material safety data sheet document details an anomalous substance created and used by the Foundation for preventative applications and containment of SCP-7481. As such, it does not require active containment but may pose danger to individuals using it.

Item Number: SCP-7481-1

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures:

Section 1: Handling and Storage

Storage: Store in a tightly-sealed container in a cool, brightly-lit, well-ventilated environment. Do not store in the same cabinet as oxidizing materials or incompatible substances. Ensure all vessels are transparent to let light through. Rutile is preferable due to its refractive properties.

Handling: Avoid contact with skin, clothes, and eyes. Keep away from sparks, heat, and sources of sin¹. Ensure adequate ventilation. Avoid breathing vapor or mist.

Intersite transport:

Public shipping name:	Hexasulfide wurztinite
Hazard class:	6.1
UN number:	7481
Packing group:	III

Section 2: Exposure Controls and Personal Protection

Exposure limits: 50 parts per million (PPM) in air.

Personal protective equipment:

• Eyes: Splash goggles;

• Skin: Nitrile gloves. Do not use latex or any other materials associated with the concept of lust;

• Clothing: Standard hazardous substances lab coat;

• Engineering controls: All facilities storing or utilizing SCP-7481-1 should have a holy water eyewash station, ventilation, and a safety shower.

Section 3: Stability and Reactivity

Chemical stability: Stable at room temperature. May form explosive mixtures in high-oxygen environments. Will degrade or self-replicate depending on local noöspheric environment.

Conditions to avoid: Excess heat, all forms of sin, Class 4 plastics, confined spaces.

Incompatibilities: Strong oxidizers, any substance associated with purification (such as bleach or soap), strong bases, any plants from the Boswellia and Commiphora families, and chemically inert metals like gold, silver, lead, and all platinum group metals.

Under no circumstances is SCP-7481-1 to be brought into contact with any substance with a conceptual link to mirror polish. This includes all alcohol-based solvents.

SCP-7481-1 may undergo a Kierkegaard reaction with any substance containing significant amounts of sapient soul, such as maple syrup.

Section 4: Regulatory Information

International

• Controlled substance under the Veil protocol;
• Class 12 anomalous substance;
• SCP-7481-1 is cleared for use in civilian applications, veiled and unveiled;
• Maximum allowable limit for civilians: 0.4g2g per year;
• Maximum allowable limit for researchers 10g per year;

European

European Labeling in Accordance with EC Directive 67/548/EEC.

Hazard Symbols:

Risk Phrases:

• R 40 Limited evidence of a carcinogenic effect;
• SCP-7481-1 does not have any undue impact on protected sapients under the Garlic Control Act;
• SCP-7481-1 does have mild amnestic effects as per the Right to Remember Act (Class 4: Corrupting).

US Federal

Clean Air Act:

• SCP-7481-1 is classified as a Hazardous Air Pollutant (HAP);
• This material does not contain any Class 1/2 Ozone depletors.

Clean Water Act

• SCP-7481-1 is a toxic water pollutant;
• SCP-7481-1 is a controlled substance as a demonarcotic precursor;
• SCP-7481-1 is known to the Securities and Exchange Commission(SEC) for its potential to induce various financial crimes.

California Prop 65
All consumer products containing SCP-7481-1 are to contain the following warning:
Warning: SCP-7481-1 is known to the state of California to cause cancer.
California No Significant Risk Level: CAS# 7481 200 æg/day NSRL (inhalation); 50 æg/day NSRL.

Section 5: Environmental and Veil Concerns

Ecotoxicity: SCP-7481-1 has moderate aquatic ecotoxic effects and may disrupt ecosystems.

Noöspheric: SCP-7481-1 has significant Nöospheric effects if released.

Veil: SCP-7481-1 has minor veil-impacting effects. The associated NPOs² are:

• Pauperes commilitones Christi Templique Salomonici.³
• The Roman Catholic Church.
• The Foundation for the Secure Containment of the Paranormal's⁴ Tactical Theology department.

Section 6: Toxicological Information

LD50s⁵:

• Inhalation, mouse: 20mg per g;
• Ingestion, mouse: 50mg per g;
• Injection, mouse: 5mg per g;

• Inhalation, mouse, Sapient⁶: 2mg per g;
• Ingestion, mouse, Sapient: 5mg per g;
• Injection, mouse, Sapient: 0.5mg per g.

Mutagenicity: Not known to be mutagenic.
Neurotoxic effects: Currently under study.
Teratogenicity: Strong increase in behavioral defects related to aggression in mice.
Reproductive Effects: Incensed drive for mating in mice. Noted to decrease monoamorous tendencies in mice. If said mouse already had a partner, no change otherwise.
Carcinogenic: Type 2B.
Nöotoxic: Major nöotoxic effects causing dissociation between the self and objects of faith held by the subject⁷.

SCP-7481 becomes exponentially more toxic with total intake per unit of time.

Section 7: Hazard Identification

Potential Health Effects:

• Skin: May be absorbed by the skin. Can cause irritation and permanent reddening;
• Ingestion: Causes severe gastrointestinal distress. May cause permanent loss of taste;
• Inhalation: Linked to causing narcissistic behavior. May cause narcotic effects in high concentrations;
• Eyes: May cause blindness, intense cynicism, and feelings of jealousy;
• Soul: May cause deep-seated corruption;
• Chronic: Known carcinogen. May cause reproductive and fetal effects. Increased chances of haunting. Suspected theological toxin.

Target organs: Blood, frontal lobe, soul.

Section 8: First Aid Measures

Skin: In case of contact, flush thoroughly with plenty of holy water. Remove all contaminated clothing for disposal. Get medical aid and/or priestly intervention if the skin is swollen, irritated, or reddened.

Ingestion: Do not induce vomiting unless directed by site medical personnel. If unconscious do not put anything into the subject's mouth.

Inhalation: If inhaled, provide fresh air in direct sunlight⁸. If not breathing, administer CPR. If the subject has difficulty breathing, administer oxygen with holy water nebulizer treatment.

Eyes: In case of contact wash out eyes with a holy water eye station for 5 minutes, then stare directly into the sun for 5 seconds, and proceed to wash eyes for another 10 minutes.

Soul: If soul contact occurs, administer a Class Four exorcism as soon as possible. Uncertified⁹ personnel should not attempt an exorcism. The subject should be restrained.

Section 9: Disposal

Chemical waste involving SCP-7481-1 must be disposed of as per document SCP-7481-D. Waste is not to be disposed of by burning, environmental disposal, or ritual cleansing without proper training.

Section 10: Veil Measures

In case of a major SCP-7481-1 spill into the environment, local social media is to be algorithmically manipulated to provide cover for a regional upswing in violence. If a city in Europe or Latin America is affected, an association football match is to be held as soon as possible. Genetically modified E. coli strain 888 shall be released in the area to decompose SCP-7481-1. A wide area purification ritual is to be held before the next full moon. Check Document SCP-7481-LV for the appropriate instruments.

All third-party proposals to ban SCP-7481-1's usage in consumer products on grounds of its status as a carcinogenic material are to be rejected through established bureaucratic channels.

Due to widespread SCP-7481-1 contamination in the area in the Gulf Coastal Lowlands of Florida, there is a significant personnel shortage for cleansing. Safety protocols for large-scale manufacturing and transport of SCP-7481-1 are under revision. Florida is now being used to study the effects of long-term exposure to SCP-7481-1.

UPDATE: Due to changes in containment protocols for SCP-7481¹⁰, spills of SCP-7481-1 are not to be cleaned. Safety procedures are to be updated for significant scaling up and dispersal of SCP-7481-1.

Description: [REDACTED: Please enter LV3/RAPTURE credentials to continue]

Footnotes

1. See Document 7481-Deontological for details on the objective nature of sin.

2. Normalcy Preservation Organization

3. Usually known as the Knights Templar Reformed, a founding member of the Global Occult Coalition (GOC).

4. Usually known as the SCP Foundation

5. Lethal dose for 50% of the population.

6. Using the standard Hyper-intelligent Model Laboratory Rodent developed by Prometheus Labs.

7. Currently confirmed for Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Buddhist, Confucian, Hindu beliefs, certain types of patriotism, and faith in friends and family. Faith in the stock market and cryptocurrencies are unaffected.

8. Moonlight is not an an effective substitute despite being reflected sunlight.

9. Accepted standards include Foundation Certification TT5812, a certification of competence in the rite major exorcisms from the Regina Apostolorum Pontifical University or ICSUT NEC512 certification.

10. See ruling EC2459 on responses to K class events.

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