Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7327 is to be kept in a locked drawer of the storage facility of Site-42, and no personnel are to remove, be exposed to or consume SCP-7237 except for testing purposes.
Description: SCP-7237 is an anomalous alcoholic beverage (SCP-7237-1) of unknown origin contained within a standard Jeraboam-size (4.5 liter capacity) wine bottle (referred to as SCP-7237-2), containing 4.2 liters of what is labelled Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster on the front of the bottle. The label changes language to the first language of the person observing it, and shows different languages to different people simultaneously. The information paragraph indicates that consuming 120 milliliters of SCP-7237 has the intoxication effect of approximately 7296 standard Earth drinks. It is unknown why it refers to standard drinks instead of other units of measurement. SCP-7237-2 is around 15% denser than water. SCP-7237-1 is light green in color, translucent and slightly luminescent. Analysis indicates that it contains 991█% alcohol/volume, with anomalous properties.
The bottle has proved to be indestructible, as all attempts obtain shavings for analysis has failed due to it being ███% more resistant than diamond at all attempts of damage and has to date destroyed 28 diamond-edged saw blades used in attempts to obtain samples. Spectrometer analysis indicates that it is made of a transparent alloy of [REDACTED] altered with a small amount of SCP-████.
The cork in the bottle is also resistant to all forms of combustion. There is also a small positronic device situated within the label of SCP-7231-2 that when activated, plays a rendition of the Marc Gunn song 'Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster' recorded with unknown instruments. Said instruments sound similar to an alto saxophone, but described to be 'transcending' by researchers who listened to it. Recording lasts for 2 minutes 52 seconds. The label indicates that the bottle originated from Betelgeuse V, though how it arrived on Earth is unknown.
SCP-7237-2 contains along with SCP-7237-1 42 floating olives. Analysis of olives returned non-anomalous findings, and a regular olive soaked in SCP-7237-1 is identical to an olive already in the liquid. When an olive is removed, SCP-7237-1 generates another instantly. If olive is replaced, the newly created olive dissolves into liquid. Any olives that were not originally in the bottle will dissolve if dropped inside. SCP-7237 is also self-regenerating, as all fluid removed is replaced by more within ██ milliseconds. Researcher ██████'s proposal that SCP-7237 can be used to contain SCP-682 is pending O5 approval, as physical and chemical analysis has shown it to be an extremely potent muscle relaxant when exposed to the bloodstream.
Upon consumption of SCP-7237, subjects experience intense euphoria for approximately 42 minutes per 10 milliliters consumed, followed by slight headaches, nausea, disorientation, cramps, and reduced mental capability which lasts for around 93 minutes per 10 milliliters consumed. As such, consumption of SCP-7237 in a quantity greater than 15 milliliters is prohibited. 99.8% of all D-class who consumed the liquid unanimously reported a feeling of "having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick". The remaining 0.2% of D-class fell unconscious, but reported the same feeling upon waking.
Addendum:
ADDENDUM 7237-A:
SCP-7237 may be fashioned with the below recipe:
1. Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
2. Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V (Oh, that Santragian seawater! Oh, those Santragian fish!)
3. Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).
4. Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
5. Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heavy odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle, sweet, and mystic.
6. Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.
7. Sprinkle Zamphuor.
8. Add an olive.
9. Drink … but … very carefully …
It is unknown who or what designed this recipe as nearly all ingredients are unavailable on Earth.
ADDENDUM 7237-B
When SCP-7237-2's song was triggered, several communications from extraterrestrial sources who desired to procure SCP-7237. notably a group of 'Vogons' that threatened to demolish Earth again. It is theorized that the Vogons had at one time demolished Earth, but a CK-Class scenario was improvised from SCP-███ and SCP-███ reset the timeline to a parallel universe where the Earth wasn't demolished.
ADDENDUM 7237-C
At 4:21 AM on ██/███/████, Agent ██████ snuck into the lab containing SCP-7237, and consumed approximately 3 olives and 3 glasses of SCP-7237. Agent lost all life signs immediately after finishing cup #3 and combusted spontaneously. SCP-7237 reclassified to Euclid.
ADDENDUM 7237-D
Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.