SCP-7143-J, which is a doorknob.
Item #: SCP-7143-J
Object Class: N/A1
Special Containment Procedures: Due to SCP-7143-J being a doorknob, no containment procedures are necessary.
Description: SCP-7143-J is a doorknob on the door to the third floor staff dormitory at Site-19. It is made of metal. Turning it to the right or left opens the door to which it is affixed. It has a lock, which is used to impede the intended action of turning the doorknob so as to not allow individuals to access the rooms beyond.
Another doorknob that is not SCP-7143-J.
SCP-7143-J was installed by maintenance associate J. Maloney. When asked about the installation of SCP-7143-J, he remarked, "I installed a doorknob."
Addendum 7143-J.1: Testing Logs
Note: A number of tests were run shortly after the discovery of SCP-7143-J, though the intended purpose of these tests is unknown, as SCP-7143-J is a doorknob.
Test Log 7143-J 1
Test: Dr. Dorian turned SCP-7143-J to the left.
Result: The door to which SCP-7143-J is affixed opened and allowed passage.
Notes: This is a doorknob. -Dr. Dorian
Test Log 7143-J 4:
Test: SCP-7143-J was locked by Agent Jameson.
Result: SCP-7143-J impeded the progress of Agent Jameson.
Notes: It seems that this doorknob is locked. -Agent Jameson
Test Log 7143-J 15:
Test: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Result: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Notes: I don't know why this is expunged, as this is just a doorknob. -Dr. Clef
Innerworkings of a standard doorknob.
Addendum 7143.2: Personnel Personal Testimony
Note: The following testimony was gathered during an anonymous survey about SCP-7143-J.
Agent Romerville: I use that doorknob sometimes to get into the third floor dormitory.
Dr. Cornwall: One time, the doorknob was locked. When I came back later, it was unlocked. This is how locks work.
Dr. Hughes: ███████████ ████ ███████ █████████ █████ ███████ ███ █████ ██████ ███████ ███ ██████ ███ ██████ ██████████████████████████ ██████████████████████████ ████████████.
Note: Dr. Hughes' computer appears to be malfunctioning. -Dr. Clef
Researcher Axwell: Sometimes I turn it to the left, and sometimes to the right. Doors are useful.
Dr. Lee: I once saw somebody cleaning SCP-7143-J. It's nice that our facilities workers take such good care of the site.
Researcher Chambers: I would fuck the shit out of that doorknob.
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