SCP-7084

Use this form to amend your previously filed tax return in the event of a containment breach.

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  Let me tell you how it will be
  There's one for you, 19 for me
  'Cause I'm the taxman
  Yeah, I'm the taxman

  ( Taxman - The Beatles )

  SCP-7084- I don't care who the IRS sends I am not paying taxes

  (click the "DATA CORRUPT", if that wasn't obvious.)

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NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION

The following document has been infected by the anomaly that it describes. To whichever site has experienced a breach and has not filed SCP-7084, our organization, and humanity as a whole, depend on you.

The Foundation's Legal Department and the Department of Miscommunications are currently trying to stop and contain the spread of SCP-7084.

— Maria Jones, Director, RAISA

//DATA CORRUPTED//

Item#: SCP-7084

Level5

Containment Class:

uncontained

Secondary Class:

endeminis

Disruption Class:

amida

Risk Class:

caution

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SCHEDULE C (Form 7084)

Containment Breach

Attach to Form 1040, 1040-SR, 1040-NR, or 1041; partnerships must generally file Form 1065.

Department of the Treasury - Internal Revenue Service

Tax Year: 2023

General Instructions:

Use this form to amend your previously filed tax return in the event of a containment breach.

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Any site having recently experienced a containment breach should immediately check for manifestations of SCP-7084 instances, file them accordingly, and submit the file to RAISA for review.

Foundation operatives covertly embedded within various branches of the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) across the United States are to remain informed of any indications of recent containment breaches.¹ Embedded agents are to destroy discovered IRS documents relating to security breaches after IRS internal processing, and all non-Foundation personnel exposed to the contents of such documents are to undergo amnesticization.²

In case of an SCP-7084 outbreak, several foundation-operated AIs are to create files for SCP-7084 to infect, to prevent the destruction of other, important files.

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Part I: Identifying Information:

Please enter your name, address, and employer identification number (EIN) exactly as they appeared on your original tax return. Failure to provide accurate information may result in delays or errors in processing your amended return.

Name of Site Director. If fae, leave blank: _______________

Foundation Site, including specialization: _______________

Site Address (If Site does not physically exist, leave blank.) _______________

City, town or post office, state, and ZIP code: _______________

Social security number (SSN): _______________

Is the Site temporary or newly established since the last annual tax form?
[ ] Yes [ ] No

Did you “materially participate” in the operation of this Site during 2023? If “No,” see instructions for limit on losses:
[ ] Yes [ ] No

Method of Accounting:

[ ] Cash

[ ] EVECoin

[ ] Pixie Dust

[ ] Actuakivas

[ ] Human Blood

[ ] Stillborn Children

[ ] Religious Totems

[ ] Limbs (Please Specify: _______________)

[ ] Other (Please Specify: _______________)

//DATA CORRUPTED//

SCP-7084 refers to an anomalous phenomenon involving the manifestation of tax papers after events that result in notable expenditure of Foundation resources, primarily containment breaches. The papers materialize within the affected organization's financial department or relevant administrative area.

SCP-7084 will typically appear within 24 hours following a breach. The manifestation process of SCP-7084 is spontaneous and occurs regardless of the physical location or time of the breach.³ The papers resemble standard tax documents, including forms, schedules, and annual statements.

Upon examination, the contents of SCP-7084 appear to be genuine tax-related documents associated with individuals directly affected by the breach.

The personal details and financial information contained within SCP-7084 are always current and accurately reflect the tax obligations and liabilities of the individuals involved. This includes income statements, deductions, and tax liabilities.

In the event that SCP-7084 is not filed and submitted following a breach, internal Foundation files will begin to slowly be replaced with instances of SCP-7084, with preference given to files related to taxes, the IRS, SCP-7084 itself, and financial accounts.

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Part II: Nature of Breach:

Indicate the nature of the containment breach in question. Select the appropriate option from the following.

[ ] Physical

[ ] Temporal

[ ] Digital

[ ] SCP-682

[ ] Religious

[ ] Thaumaturgical

[ ] Conceptual

[ ] Paranormal

[ ] Other (Please Specify: ____________________)

//DATA CORRUPTED//

SCP-7084 was initially discovered following the breach of 𝐢5790,⁴ with all information regarding 𝐢5790 being purged. While searching for information regarding 𝐢5790, several records were found related to 𝐢5790 in the IRS archives. Further research lead to thousands of papers about the SCP Foundation and containment breaches.

Records indicate that prior to its discovery, personnel have consistently disregarded the anomalous nature of SCP-7084 documents, which have been filed without question since the establishment of the Foundation, unbeknownst to the administration. Since its discovery, SCP-7084 has posed an Amida-Class Disruption to the inner workings of the Foundation.

After several years of researching the history of the IRS, many documents related to the SCP Foundation have been uncovered, including the identities of the O5 Council and the Administrator. For more information, please refer to "Further Research".

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Part III: Statement of Explanation:

Please explain the breach and its impact on financial systems, including any relevant dates, parties involved, and an estimated loss of personnel. Attach additional sheets if necessary.

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Calculation of Damages:

Quantify the financial damages resulting from the breach. Please include a breakdown of affected financial entities, monetary losses, and any supporting documentation. Attach additional sheets if necessary.

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Part IV: Procedural Compliance:

Verify that all necessary containment protocols were followed. Failure to comply with proper procedures may result in disciplinary actions.

[ ] Security personnel alerted and on standby.

[ ] Isolation and containment measures initiated.

[ ] Incident reported to the appropriate containment authority.

[ ] Affected systems temporarily shut down or put on restricted access.

[ ] Emergency response teams alerted.

//DATA CORRUPTED//

Anomaly: SCP-5243

Time: Annual, 09/08

Summary: Every year, several dozen papers related to SCP-5243 manifest throughout the United States. These papers are identical in appearance and content.

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Anomaly: REDACTED PER PROTOCOL 4000-ESHU

Time: █/█/████

Summary: SCP-7084 complied to the nominative hazard of the trees that should not be spoken. Every mention of the lost and quiet forest used a different name. When questioned, a man with fur and long ears did confirm that they pay taxes.

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Anomaly: SCP-1313

Time: 5/3/2018

Summary: Manifestation of SCP-7084 was discovered due to a grizzly bear attack in Louisville, Kentucky. SCP-7084 included the equation that manifested SCP-1313.

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Anomaly: SCP-6269

Time: 8/24/2020

Summary: Notably, several papers relating to SCP-6269 manifested without a breach event. These papers implicated the Acquisitions, Engineering, and Human Resources departments in allegations of tax fraud.

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Anomaly: SCP-6599

Time: 10/10/2021

Summary: SCP-6599-1 materialized within the ████████ Post Office, North Dakota, resulting in substantial damage to the facility. During the incident, SCP-6599-1 vocally expressed its displeasure, stating, "YOU STUPID TAX-FUCKERS TRYING TO INSULT ME? DON'T YOU EVER CALL MY AMAZING MOVES UNPREDICTABLE AND AGGRESSIVE. I AM NOT AGGRESSIVE." The SCP-7084 manifestation related to SCP-6599-1 was discovered in multiple pieces.

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Part V: Other Expenses:

List below expenses not previously mentioned. Attach additional sheets if necessary.

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//DATA CORRUPTED//

On 9/14/2025, the Foundation started an investigation into the past of the Internal Revenue Service. Through anomalous means, the Foundation has discovered that the existence of the IRS predates the existence of humanity. IRS records include information regarding every known and unknown group of interest.

Upon further examination, instances of groups with the identical goal to the IRS have appeared within all civilizations and groups across reality, with the concept of "taxes" having a notable imprint within the noosphere.

Further research into the nature of the IRS is an ongoing priority.

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Part VI: Declaration:

Under penalties of perjury, I declare that I have examined this amended return, including accompanying schedules and statements, and to the best of my knowledge and belief, it is true, correct, and complete.

Signature: _______________

Date: _____________

                                                                   

There are only two guarantees in life:

Death, and taxes.

And the O5s have avoided death for way too long.

Part VII: Instructions for Submission:

Upon completion, submit this amended tax return to the International Revenue Service, accompanied by any necessary supporting documentation relating to the breach and its impact. Please retain a copy for your records. And stop sticking your nose where it doesn't belong.

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Footnotes

1. Contact your RAISA representative to get in contact with embedded agents.

2. Endeminis class anomalies influence common Foundation practice, and as such must be managed rather than contained, as containment is not possible.

3. Temporal loops and pocket dimensions are also affected.

4. [REDACTED]

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