Foreword: This devolved into "war", in which, via unknown means, both SCP-7055 instances were set aflame. Following roughly 10 minutes of burning, both instances violently exploded. Altercation was logged and decoded by personnel assigned to SCP-7055.
SCP-7055-W: It seems the Russians have finally grown brains.
SCP-7055-E: No, they were simply uprooted by a Treedovik scrooge.
SCP-7055-W: The Communist treembles before Western might, unable to escape from the bark ages and follow modern treends.
SCP-7055-E: Treed carefully Capitalist.
SCP-7055-W: No. This will be a domino treeffect, soon your treeacherous government will fall too.
SCP-7055-E: Is that a threeat?
SCP-7055-W: Also no. It's a promise if you continue your treespasses against me.
SCP-7055-E: Look friend, you're barking up the wrong tree right now. You are also violating our treety, so let's leaf this all behind, yeah?
SCP-7055-W: Concidering recent treevents, that treety is void.
SCP-7055-E: What?
SCP-7055-W: It's finally time for this treechery to end, Communism is a parasite, and there is only one treetment for parasites. I have mobilized all branches of my militree. Today, the Boreal Wall will fall!
SCP-7055-E: Treetorous Westerners, you lot always betreey those different from you. If it's a war you want, it's a war you're gonna get.
SCP-7055-W: This is it: World War Tree. The newest entree to the ultimate treelogy of histree…And I can guarantree you it will be a Western victree. Another oakellant victory to end the centree- and another pineful failure for communist scum.
SCP-7055-E: Oakay, how about we teak a step back…We can solve this quarrel if we simply eliminate the root of the problem at hand.
SCP-7055-W: Stop with the flattree, I'm done attempting to negotiate with someone who has such extreemist beleafs.
SCP-7055-E: Prepostreeous! You're just another fascist, another weak sap from Austreeia, a fool! I walnut stand by as you corrupt the people! As you refuse to discuss aldernatives, you leave me no choice! Today, yew and your aristoakcratic rule will end today!
Area surrounding SCP-7055 in flames following Incident.