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Item#: SCP-6663

Level1

Containment Class:

safe

Secondary Class:

{$secondary-class}

Disruption Class:

dark

Risk Class:

notice

link to memo

THREAT LEVEL: BLUE

Assigned Site

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Site-92

Site Director

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Dr.Templar

Research Head

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Dr.Lee

Assigned MTF

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Cancer-1 "Immortal Crabs", Squadron-ᚻ

Location:	Location Details:
Zone - 2.	Creature Storage.
Wing - 1.	Biological Anomalies.
Floor - 6.	Containment Cells.

A photograph of SCP-6663's cornu aspersum glycoconjugates.

Special Containment Procedures:

SCP-6663 is to be stored within a glass terrarium measuring,
91.44cm by 45.72cm by 60.96cm.

SCP-6663 is to be housed within a standard containment cell, measuring 3m by 3m by 3.6m.

One member of D-Class custodial personnel, is tasked at cleaning the specimen's containment cell, once every 12 hours. Frequency of cleaning is necessary, so as to allow for minimal waste to bind to surfaces of the containment cell.

Dr.Moore Dr.Lee is tasked with performing bi-monthly interviews with the specimen, on the last Sunday of the month. Interviews are to determine psychological growth in the specimen, over time.

Three times a week, on Mondays, Wednesdays and fridays, the specimen may request an available member of personnel to converse with. Individuals conversing with the specimen, may do so as long as desired, so long as it does not begin to impede prior work duties. Each friday meeting with the specimen, must additionally include a thorough shell polishing.

⨁ View Attached: Note From The Director

Note From The Director:

᛫ SCP-6663 containment cell has been permitted to contain the following amenities;
- 3 faux windows.
- Simulated natural lighting.
- Simulated wind through controlled airflow.
- A radio smart television.
- 4 perches, for climbing purposes.
- A lectern.
- 1 literary piece of the specimens choosing (at a time).
- A modified, ■■■■■ brand, RC car
(with truck bed attachment).
- A multitude of flora from different global regions (all chosen by SCP-6663).
- Additional amenities may be made available (upon request).

᛫ Additional amenities may be deemed unnecessary, and therefore, rejected upon the discretion of Dr.Lee.

᛭ Dr.Templar ᛭
Director, Site-92

31 Jul 2021 03:20

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Description:
SCP-6663 is a shelled, terrestrial, pulmonate¹, gastropod mollusk², of the species Achatina achatina³. Notably large for it's species, measuring approximately 45cm, fully extended. The specimen possesses amaranth⁴ pigmented irises within it's oculus uterque⁵. The specimen is primarily comprised of a compound that very closely resembles that of terrestrial diamonds, on an atomic level, however, does not appear completely natural to this world.

⨁ View Attached: Biological Analysis Report

Biological Analysis Report:

᛫ The specimen is comprised of the following elements, not including the specimens biological innards;
- Carbon: 96%
- Nitrogen: 1.33%
- Sulphur: 1.33%
- Boron: 1.33
- [Insufficient Data] - 0.01%

᛫ Biological examinations have revealed the specimen to possesses the following biological abnormalities;
- A highly evolved brain (for it's species).
- A set of human lungs.
- Vocal folds within the larynx.
- Articulators.⁶
- 16 color-receptive cones within the oculus uterque.

᛫ Due to these aformentioned biological abnormalities, the specimen possesses the following traits;
- Sentience.
- The ability to detect ten times more color than a human being.
- The ability to see in ultraviolet, infrared, and even polarized light.
- The ability to speak in an identical manner to that of human beings.
- The ability to eat food in the same manner as a human being.

᛫ No other foreign organs, or additional abnormalities, have been located through further examinations.

~ Dr.Hill
Department of Biological Analysis
1962/07/21

The specimen's shell alone, after a thorough investigation by foundation gemologists, was graded at 3,106.75ct⁷, and is visually comprised of a multitude of different color pigmentations, including; steel gray; white; blue; yellow; orange; red; green; pink to purple; brown; and black. The specimen's visceral sac⁸and mantle are immune to the effects of it's cornu aspersum glycoconjugates⁹, and are a consistent celedon hue. Overall, the specimen's weight is approximately 1.24kg, and is an estimated grade of 6400ct.

The cornu aspersum glycoconjugates of the specimen is the standard white hue, and is theoretically highly valuable. The substance appears to bond to surfaces on a molecular level, and therefore can not be displaced. Research on extracting the cornu aspersum glycoconjugates from various surfaces is ongoing. Additionally, the specimens waste has been observed bonding to surfaces within the specimens containment cell, after approximately 12-14 hours.

The specimen claims to have been born around the year 5200 BCE, although, carbon dating of the specimen's shell, places it's age between 3 to 3.3 billion years old. Despite claiming knowledge of when it was born, the specimen states to remember very little of it's past, with brief moments of sudden rememberance periodically occuring.

The specimen is; quite friendly; always willing to help assist personnel; of high-level intelligence; very clever; yet easily reasoned with.

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Addendums:

⨁ View Attached: Addendum: 6663/1

Addendum: 6663/1 - Initial Recovery of SCP-6663.

SCP-6663 was initially recovered by Cancer-1, squadron-ᚻ¹⁰, from the possession of the Unusual Incidents Unit (UIU), Federal Bureau of Investigation, in July of 1962, following a letter to the director of Site-92, from president J. Edgar Hoover, the UIU director himself, at that time.

The letter to Director Templar, Site-92, from the UIU:

To: Director Templar.

After the containment of this anomalous snail, for what has been 2 years now, we have come to the conclusion that it is best suited at a foundation research site.

We made the poor assumption that, despite being sentient, the snail wouldn't pose much difficulty in storing, as it is only a snail. However, due to recent unfortunate events, involving two agents having their hands fused together permanently, we realise now, this is not the same as a simple object.

In conclusion, we would greatly appreciate you taking this creature off our hands.

J. Edgar Hoover
07/14/1962

SCP-6663 went willingly with the agents of squadron-ᚻ, calling out to the agents, "please bring me with you! I can't stand this little terrarium they've kept me in for sooo long!". When later questioned about the letter and the aformentioned incident, SCP-6663 claimed there was no malicious intent, and the true intent of this action was to, "simply fuse their sleeves together", and to "teach them a lesson for messing around with him" while evidently predisposed in thought.

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⨁ View Attached: Addendum: 6663/2

Addendum: 6663/2 - Interview Log 1.

Date: 1992/07/14

Interviewed: SCP-6663

Interviewer: Dr.Templar

Foreword: The following is a transcription of the interview proceeding the initial relocation of SCP-6663 to Site-92.

Dr.Templar enters the room, takes out his notes and places them down on the table, SCP-6663 proceeds to slowly crawl towards the notes on the table, craning it's outstretched eyes to attempt to glance at the directors notes. After several moments of reading through his notes, Dr.Templar begins the interview log.

<Begin Log, [13:25]>

᛫ SCP-6663: What's all that writing about doctor?

᛭ Dr.Templar: Just some routine questions SCP-6663… Do you mind if I call you that?

SCP-6663 seems unphased by the question.

᛫ SCP-6663: sure doctor, I've been given sooo many different names throught the years, it's fairly trivial at this point..

᛭ Dr.Templar: Perfect, so SCP-6663, it would appear you've been causing a good friend of mine a lot of grief lately..

᛫ SCP-6663: Who?! Are you friends with those moronic agents I got stuck together?!

᛭ Dr.Templar: No, their boss and I go back.. However, that incident is essentially what i'm refering to.

᛫ SCP-6663: Okay, ask anything you want, I stand by my actions.

᛭ Dr.Templar: Well.. Why did you do it? You know those two are fused together forever now, right?

SCP-6663's eyes begin to slowly descend into it's body, and then ascend again, one after another.

᛫ SCP-6663: Oh please doctor… Do you truely believe I did that on purpose? You don't even know me yet sir..

᛭ Dr.Templar: I have to ask these questions, it's nothing personal against you, I did hear about the incident in question though, so please, explain to me what really happened, from your perspective.

At this, SCP-6663 appears to begin smiling, while simultaniously emiting a somewhat high-pitched noise, apparently in approval.

᛫ SCP-6663: I think I'm going to like you! Not like those agents… Okay ill tell you what happened.

Dr.Templar visibly returns a subtle smile towards the creature.

᛫ SCP-6663: It was like this.. These two jerks loved to poke fun at me. They would poke at the glass of my little terrarium.. All, the, time.. Not to mention the names they would call me.. "Lump", "parasite", and one of their favourites, "Deadbeat".. Like they thought I should somehow be able to give them all the diamonds they wanted, and for what? For being treated so poorly?

SCP-6663 lets out a sarcastic chuckle.

᛭ Dr.Templar: I'm honestly sorry to hear that, you can expect far better treatment here.

SCP-6663 smiles and then, after a brief pause, continued.

᛫ SCP-6663: So.. I decided to get a bit of revenge on those two.. I told them that if they both put their arms into my terrarium, I would be able to produce them some diamonds, would you believe, the idiots didn't even think to question why I was suddenly offering this, when I had told them countless times already that I couldn't just do that.. Some people are just so simple.. Well long story short, I accidentally got my slime on their hands, and well.. You know what happend after that..

Once again, SCP-6663's eyes begin to slowly descend into it's body, and then ascend again, one after another. Seemingly agitated, SCP-6663 repeats this action several times in succession.

᛭ Dr.Templar: I won't lie to you, I probably would have done the same, in such a situation.

Dr.Templar smiles more noticably at
SCP-6663, while SCP-6663 proceeds to genuinely laugh. Several moments of laughter later, SCP-6663 stated..

᛫ SCP-6663: I thought I might like you doctor! We appear to think alike!

᛭ Dr.Templar: I think I might like you too SCP-6663. Would you perhaps mind if I ask a few additional, more standard questions?

᛫ SCP-6663: You can ask me anything you'd like doctor, afterwards, might I ask something of you?

᛭ Dr.Templar: That seems like a reasonable request, Ill ask my questions and hear you out.

SCP-6663 once more begins emiting a somewhat high-pitched noise in approval.

᛭ Dr.Templar: First, your eyes.. They appear to be your only unprotected spots, is this an evolutionary flaw or something different?

᛫ SCP-6663: Ooooh, they only look like they're unprotected.. I'm sure once your researchers examine me, they'll find my eyes to be comprised of the same substance as the rest of me.. I've never put much thought into it, but I'm not too sure why they appear this way. I do know, however, that the look of my eyes have detered any would-be preditors from trying to attack my eyes.. I suppose it's the shade of red, or something like that.

᛭ Dr.Templar: That's fair, thank you for that.

Dr.Templer writes down some information in his notes, SCP-6663 proceeds to edge even closer to the notes, attempting to read the written information.

᛭ Dr.Templar: Next question, you say you have gone by many different names over the years.. How old, are you exactly?

᛫ SCP-6663: Hmmmm.. I wish I could be more helpful doctor, as far as I remember, Something like.. 5200 years old, give or take a couple years.. I think.. I don't possess a very good memory.. Every omce in a while I recall some random moments of my past, there are just so many years though.. Sorry again doctor.

Once again, SCP-6663's eyes slowly descend into it's body, and then ascend again, one after another.

᛭ Dr.Templar: No need to apologize SCP-6663, between our gemologists and biological analists, we can get to the bottom of roughly how old you are.

᛫ SCP-6663: Would you perhaps have any questions in your notes I could answer doctor?

SCP-6663 smiles at the doctor while proceeding to edge right up to the doctors notes, still attempting to read them.

᛭ Dr.Templar: …Can you read SCP-6663?

᛫ SCP-6663: Of course I can, most languages too, I just prefer english, as it's my most familiar dialect.

᛭ Dr.Templar: Where exactly are you from SCP-6663?

SCP-6663 appears to become disheartened at being asked this.

᛫ SCP-6663: Oh.. We're back to questions I can't be too helpful with.. I do know I've been just about everywhere over all these years.. I always feel at home in Canada though, perhaps subconciously, this is where I'm from?

᛭ Dr.Templar: Hmmm, unfortunately, after a quick examination, the most significant observance by our researchers, was that your only similar to the diamond you resemble, but we can tell that at least portions of your being, are comprised of something not of this world..

᛫ SCP-6663: So you think I may have come from space? But I don't remember floating through space doctor?

᛭ Dr.Templar: Oh, it would have only been certain elemental compounds that create your structure, that would have come from space, I don't believe you physically came from another world, however, we will need to figure out where your elements come from. If you are comprised of something even stronger than diamond, we will need to find a way to safely harvest it from you.

᛫ SCP-6663: Hey, do whatever you need to doctor, as long as you treat me with some respect I'll go along with anything that might help.

᛭ Dr.Templar: That's excellent SCP-6663. I just have one more question for you. Your secretion, it binds to everything it makes contact with.. Does it stick to you..?

᛫ SCP-6663: Hmmm… Now you have me wondering.. What do you say we experiment?

SCP-6663 proceeds to slip it's head underneath it's tail. SCP-6663 immediately pulls out his, now diamond coated head, and lets out a muffled scream. SCP-6663 begins to flail around aimlessly.

᛭ Dr.Templar: Don't worry SCP-6663, were going to get you out of there!

Dr.Templar throws open the door to the interview room.

᛭ Dr.Templar: Someone get in here with anything available to cut diamond, dammit!

Just then, the muffled scream became a muffled laugh. Dr.Templar turns immediately to look back at SCP-6663. SCP-6663 proceeds to retract it's head into it's shell, the outer diamond coating falling onto the desk in the process.

᛫ SCP-6663: Oh that was ritch! I'm terribly sorry doctor, but I absolutely had to. I'm sure you understand.. You can keep my little diamond mask as an appology.

A rapid look of relief washes over the doctors face.

᛭ Dr.Templar: You got me good SCP-6663! I do believe that I've decided I do like you… And truth be told, I certainly would have done the same.

᛫ SCP-6663: Well doctor, I do believe I've decided I like you as well.. Oh, and I'm terribly sorry about your notes.. If you'd like, I could help you fill it out again.

At that moment, Dr.Templar looked down from SCP-6663's eyes, down to his notes on the table, only to see that they have become fused to the table by SCP-6663 crawling oven them while trying to get a better view. The doctor proceeds to let out a slight sigh, followed by a laugh.

᛭ Dr.Templar: Don't even worry about it SCP-6663, I can copy it back out in no time. I believe that's all I have to ask at this time, what was it you wanted to ask of me?

᛫ SCP-6663: Can I please be put in a room? I get that I'm a snail and should be in a terrarium.. But, I'm big.. Terrariums are just too small when it's for a really long time.. And that infernal tapping sound still haunts my dreams…

᛭ Dr.Templar: I promise, we will never put you back into a terrarium SCP-6663, and if anyone mistreats you, I'll have them demoted so fast…

᛫ SCP-6663: Thank you doc… Friend.

᛭ Dr.Templar: You are very welcome my new friend.

The two proceed to smile at one another once more.

᛭ Dr.Templar: Ive truely enjoyed our interview today and I'm sure I can find time to visit again shortly, good bye for now SCP-6663.

᛫ SCP-6663: And good bye to you for now as well, doctor, it's truely been a pleasure.

<End Log, [13:51]>

Closing Statement: Following the interview, Dr.Templar felt that since the specimen appears to poses no real threat, if properly cared for. It was decided that Dr.Moore's careful disposition would be best suited to handle additional research on the specimen, until further notice.

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⨁ View Attached: Addendum: 6663/3

Addendum: 6663/3 - Incident Report.

The incident of '86:

The following events transpired on the evening of 1986/04/22.

While cleaning SCP-6663's containment cell, D-62688 suddenly began to scream. MTF agents were sent in to investigate.

Upon entering the cell, the agents witnessed D-62688 on the floor, with SCP-6663 crawling across the D-Class.

The unfortunate D-Class had become molecularly fused with the floor of the cell, and had approximately a quarter of his body coated in SCP-6663's diamond-like material.

SCP-6663 had to be moved to a new containment cell, while the D-Class has been subsequently terminated. SCP-6663 is to be questioned on this incident immediately.

~ Dr.Moore
Head of Anomalous Animals Research
1986/04/26

᛭ The Director took immediate notice of the delay in Dr.Moore's report, subsequently he was soon after replaced as the head of Anomalous Animals research. Effective immediately, his old position will be assigned to a new researcher, Dr.Lee.

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⨁ View Attached: Addendum: 6663/4

Addendum: 6663/4 - Interview Log 2.

Date: 1986/04/26

Interviewed: SCP-6663

Interviewer: Dr.Lee

Foreword: The following interview is proceeding the appointing of Dr.Lee as the new head of research on anomalous animals.

Dr.Lee enters the interview room, notes in hand, and before even sitting down, begins to converse with SCP-6663.

<Begin Log, [18:23]>

᛫ Dr.Lee: I don't know what you thought you were doing
SCP-6663, however, our personnel are not to be attacked if you wish to remain on our list of friendly entities.

Dr.Lee drops her notes down onto the table and proceeds to speak while standing.

᛫ Dr.Lee: I know you and the director are on very good terms, however I do not know you, what I know is what notes Dr.Moore left behind… Which isn't very much… For some reason, it would appear that, despite being the head of researching you, the idiot couldn't even be bothered to induct an initial interview with you.. Just barked orders at his inferiors.

As Dr.Lee proceeds to take her seat, a quiet muttering can be heard under her breath.

᛫ Dr.Lee: …Twenty-four years….. such an idiot… Absolutely nothing like his father…..brilliant scientist…my ass…

᛫ SCP-6663: …Ummm.. Hey doc? You still with me?

SCP-6663's eyes begin to slowly descend into it's body, and then ascend again, one after another, as it nervously edges closer to Dr.Lee.

᛫ Dr.Lee: Stay where you are please SCP-6663, I don't fear you, however, I don't wish to have to rewrite my notes like the director had to.

Momentarily taken aback by the doctors blunt honesty, SCP-6663 begins to slowly edge backwards, away from the doctors notes.

᛫ SCP-6663: That's understandable.. But now look, I didn't just attack that guy for fun.. He was an absolute monster! Not only did he state that he [Redacted] children for fun before his incarceration, but he also claimed to have smashed so many of my kind, he stated he smashed snails with his feet, his hands, even rocks… Truely despicable..

A quizzical expression appears on the face of Dr.Lee.

᛫ Dr.Lee: But SCP-6663, you have had many D-Class work within your containment, have you not?

᛫ SCP-6663: Well.. none so painfully, openly ignorant.. And truth be told, now that I know the kind of peole you've been sending to clean up after me, I am not very impressed.. I was under the assumption they were pretty much custodians..

᛫ Dr.Lee: For the most part SCP-6663, you aren't wrong, we rarely have class D personnel do more than simple, medial, labour.

᛫ SCP-6663: Yeah, well there still convicts..

᛫ Dr.Lee: Ex-convicts, SCP-6663.

At this, SCP-6663 proceeds to roll their eyes back, and gives a small sigh.

᛫ SCP-6663: Look doctor, it's my understanding, D-Class are supposed to be here to get a new start on life, not to prolong their ignorance and hatred..

᛫ Dr.Lee: Unfortunately, that isn't always the case.. Sometimes we just have to take what we get.

᛫ SCP-6663: Okay, well.. You do have any actual custodians here, or do you just have prisoners do all the dirty work?

At the sly remark, Dr.Lee proceeded to speak in a slightly apathetic tone.

᛫ Dr.Lee: Come on now, of course we have a custodial team, if you would prefer, I could simply have them tend to the cleaning of your chamber? That is typical protocol for the friendlier entities, Dr.Moore would have been the one to decide to have D-Class personnel cleaning up after you, he must have seen you as being too dangerous.

Seemingly upset by this, SCP-6663 seems to emit a frequency that almost sounded like a snarl.

᛫ SCP-6663: But I never even met that guy! Lots of researchers, testing and whatnot, but no one by the name of Dr.Moore.

᛫ Dr.Lee: Hmmm.. Perhaps the two of you had more in common than either of you realised?

᛫ SCP-6663: And what exactly is that supposed to mean doctor?!

Once again producing the snarling sound, SCP-6663 proceeds to slowly edge his way back towards the doctor and her notes again.

᛫ Dr.Lee: Well.. Did you not judge that D-Class before you got to know him? And your judgement cost that man his life.

᛫ SCP-6663: I admit, it was really hot-headed of me.. But if you had been there..

᛫ Dr.Lee: Please don't try to justify your actions SCP-6663, you admitted you were in the wrong, we can just leave it at that. While I don't approve of your problem solving method, No one is particularly angry with you, we just need to understand your thought processes.

SCP-6663 proceeds to reply in a condencending manner.

᛫ SCP-6663: To be fair doctor, now that I've told you my thought process, I pose a question to you… Why do you keep stating that I was the cause of that mans death? your agents terminated him, all I did was coat him in diamond and stick him to the floor..

Dr.Lee rolls her eyes.

᛫ Dr.Lee: That man was essentially dead at that point, we have no way of un-fusing your diamond residue.. It was a mercy killing..

᛫ SCP-6663: I just don't understand doctor, he was in a chamber of his own, why not just have someone feed him and clean up after him?

᛫ Dr.Lee: That would have been terribly demeaning…

The two share a long, terribly awkward silence, while Dr.Lee comes to the realization of what she had said.

᛫ SCP-6663: So… Do you think I could have some more stuff in my room? I was thinking a television, one of those smart ones I can use to watch internet videos? My radio's fairly outdated.

Now speaking in an apathetic tone again, Dr.Lee nods slightly as she says…

᛫ Dr.Lee: Consider it done SCP-6663.

SCP-6663 cocks it's head slightly and looks intently at Dr.Lee for several moments.

᛫ SCP-6663: I think I like you, the director, you, and myself, should all have a day together… I get really lonely only having a few minutes a day to converse with criminals..

Seemingly taken aback by the bluntness of SCP-6663, Dr.Lee appears to begin smiling, just slightly.

᛫ Dr.Lee: I can't speak for the director, however, I have scheduled bi-monthly meetings for the two of us to get better aquaintd. And I can get back to you on what the director says.

SCP-6663 proceeds to emit a high-pitched sound of joy.

᛫ SCP-6663: Oh doctor, that's amazing! Between that, no more criminals, and a television, I wish you could have been my doctor from the very begining!

᛫ Dr.Lee: Yes… Well, I believe that will be all for today, just don't forget, harm another member of personnel and we may have to take away your things and lock you up in a real cell.

Dr.Lee, half seriously, shakes a finger towards SCP-6663, while continuing to smile, slightly more now.

᛫ SCP-6663: Don't worry doctor! I promise, I'll be on my best behaviour!

<End Log, [18:56]>

Closing Statement: Following this interview, Dr.Lee requested a number of amenities for SCP-6663's containment cell. Dr.Templar signed off on the requested items and gave Dr.Lee permission to add amenities to SCP-6663's containment cell, at her own leisure.

Additionally, Dr.Templar approved the request for a meeting between himself, Dr.Lee, and SCP-6663, to be held at a later date.

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Addendum: 6663/5 - Interview Log 3.

Interviewed: SCP-6663

Interviewers: Dr.Templar & Dr.Lee

Foreword: The following is an excerpt from a scheduled meeting, on the afternoon of 1986/06/14.

As the director and Dr.Lee enter SCP-6663's containment cell, SCP-6663 begins emiting it's high-pitched sound in excitement.

<Begin Log, [13:36]>

᛭ Dr.Templar: Hello SCP-6663, how are we doing today?

᛫ SCP-6663: Fantastic now doctor! And how are the both of you?

᛭ Dr.Templar: I'm good, thank you.

᛫ Dr.Lee: As am I… I see you've been doing some extra decorating since the last time I was in here.

Dr.Lee walks over to the wall and proceeds to pick up a small, diamond, snail-sized, face mask. She proceeds to turn the object around in her hand, transfixed on the perfect little mask.

᛫ SCP-6663: Do you like them? You can keep that one, if you'd like… I also gave one to the director a few years ago… Maybe sometime I could get some paints to make them more colorful?

SCP-6663 begins to emit a low-pitched sound, as though embarassed or nervous.

᛫ Dr.Lee: I would love it SCP-6663, I'll keep it on my desk, just like the director does.

As Dr.Lee smiles in the direction of Dr.Templar, the director's face begins to show notable blushing.

᛭ Dr.Templar: Yeah, well… It's really amazing, I like it a lot… Okay?

᛫ SCP-6663: I'm so glad to hear that doctor!

SCP-6663 once again emits it's high-pitched sound in excitement.

᛫ Dr.Lee: would anyone care to go for a drive?

Dr.Lee, having produced a small RC remote from her pocket, waves it back and forth in front of the director.

᛭ Dr.Templar: That sounds spectacular, Dr.Lee!

Dr.Templar snatches the remote from Dr.Lee's hand and picks up SCP-6663 by the shell. SCP-6663's high-pitched sound becomes a borderline squeal. Dr.Lee proceeds to smile slightly, while shaking her head.

᛭ Dr.Templar: Lets roll SCP-6663!

<End Log, [13:42]>

Closing Statement: Dr.Templar and Dr.Lee proceeded to spend the remainder of the afternoon taking turns driving SCP-6663 around Zone - 2. The request for painting supplies was sadly declined, as it was thought SCP-6663 may end up making a big mess. On occasions, Dr.Lee brings paint to their meetings, so as to supervise the use of said paint.

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Footnotes

1. Pulmonata, or "pulmonates", is an informal group of snails and slugs characterized by the ability to breathe air, by virtue of having a lung or lungs instead of a gill, or gills.

2. The gastropods, belong to a large taxonomic class of invertebrates within the phylum Mollusca called Gastropoda. This class comprises snails and slugs from saltwater, freshwater, and the land.

3. Achatina achatina, commonly known as the giant African snail, also known as the giant tiger land snail, and gigantocochlea. The name "Achatina" is from "achates", Greek for agate.

4. Amaranth is a reddish-rose color that is a representation of the color of the flower of the amaranth plant.

5. Meaning "both eyes" in Latin.

6. Articulators include; a tongue; an upper lip; a lower lip; upper teeth; lower teeth; an upper and lower gum ridge (alveolar ridges); a hard palate; a velum (soft palate); a uvula (free-hanging end of the soft palate); a pharyngeal wall; and a glottis (space between the vocal cords).

7. Carat, abbreviated "ct" and spelled with a "c" is a measure of weight used for gemstones.

8. The visceral mass inside the mollusk includes digestive, nervous, excretory, reproductive, and respiratory systems.

9. The slimy, thick excretion elicited by the snails' agitation.

10. Haglaz or Hagalaz, is the reconstructed Proto-Germanic name of the "h"-rune. The Elder Futhark letter has two variants, single-barred "ᚺ" and double-barred "ᚻ".