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SCP-6468 - pvp potion by dado
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SCP-6468 |
2/6468 CLASSIFIED |
Object Class: Safe |
Assigned Site: Site-418-δ |
Special Containment Procedures
As of 2020/06/15, SCP-6468-1 has been removed from Wix servers; a Foundation-run website has been set up at the same URL to track attempts to access the anomaly.
All 3,159 SCP-6468 currently owned by the Foundation are to be contained in a Standard Anomalous Item Storage Room in Site-418-δ. The room is to be equipped with trapped chests linked to a tamper-evident mechanism; in addition, the exterior of the room is to be lined with barrier blocks and bedrock, with a command block-based mechanism controlling access to the room. Access to SCP-6468 requires approval from three members of Level 4 or higher personnel, and shall only be granted for testing purposes.
Owing to the difficulty of tracking down all extant SCP-6468, an update has been pushed to Minecraft's server software to notify Foundation tracking software whenever an instance of SCP-6468 is loaded, after which Mobile Task Force 辛卯-17 ("Castle of Dreams") will be mobilized to the server in order to retrieve and transfer SCP-6468 to Site-418-δ using a standard item transfer ritual.
The Foundation is monitoring for reports of civilians affected by SCP-6468. All affected civilians are to be taken into Foundation custody, force-fed 1 m3 of cow's milk, and released after confirmation that anomalous effects have ceased.
Description
SCP-6468 in the Minecraft inventory.
SCP-6468 is a Minecraft item, appearing to be a yellow potion with the name "pvp potion by dado". When a player consumes the potion by holding the right mouse button, an unknown mechanism causes their right index finger to vibrate at a rate of 200 Hz. This effect appears to last indefinitely and appears to be independent of the nervous system; the tip of the finger continues to vibrate even when separated from the body. As such, the effects of SCP-6468 can be remedied by amputating the affected finger at the proximal interphalangeal joint. In addition, testing has shown that physically consuming 1 m3 of cow's milk will reverse the effects of SCP-6468.
SCP-6468-1 is a website at the address ███████████.wixsite.com, seemingly associated with the Person of Interest "dado". The website is non-anomalous with the exception of the shop page, which advertises various Minecraft PvP kits; upon checking out, the buyer is asked for a server URL and a username. When the URL or IP address of a Minecraft server and the username of a player currently online on that server are entered, a player with the username "dadodeliveryman" will log on in front of the player, place a chest or shulker box containing the requested items, and log out after the player has collected the items. SCP-6468 is the sole anomalous item listed on SCP-6468-1; however, it is suspected that at least one other anomalous item resulted from SCP-6468-1 (see Addendum IV).
Addenda
pvp potion by dado
$19.99 buy now!!
do u wish u were better at pvp? now here is wonderful dado product for u: pvp potion by dado
better than autoclicker, also completely legal, because with superior dado technology there is no software changes, u will not get ban.
On 2020/06/12, during routine monitoring of the Minecraft multiplayer network "Letters Network", MTF-Digamma-26 ("Bedwars Sweats") was alerted to activity relating to a known Person of Interest. At the time, the server was hosting a large-scale Ultra Hardcore tournament between 240 players. As Letters Network is a self-concealing anomalous community, further action regarding this particular incident was deemed unnecessary; questioning of the affected player revealed the existence of and Web address of SCP-6468-1.
+ dadodeliveryman
dadodeliveryman: delivery from dado. armor 4 protection and pvp potion
shidburg233: this says "pvp potion by dado" in comic sans. are you sure this will make me a pvp god?
dadodeliveryman: u trust dado
shidburg233: if you say so man.
- dadodeliveryman
[VIP II] Mayu_Kurenai: Who was that?
[PRO] xHallEffect: bruh was that the real dado
[VIP II] Mayu_Kurenai: I don't know, probably not
shidburg233: WTJF HHHELP
[PRO] xHallEffect: well guess we have our answer, what the hell did that do to them lmao
PxseidxnsGate was slain by TecnoblodeFan123 using [Enchanted Orphan]
[VIP II] Mayu_Kurenai: What happened?
shidburg233: MMMMMY FINNNNNNGER WONNNNT STOP TWITCHHHING
[PRO] xHallEffect: amazing
[PRO] xHallEffect: this is why you dont buy kits from dado
[PRO] xHallEffect: shouldnt have tried to cheat in the first place
[PRO] xHallEffect: howd he get into the server anyway?
[VIP II] Shinpuriinda: it's dado dude, don't question it
[PRO] xHallEffect: right
amorgous1337 was slain by shidburg233 using [Diamond Sword]
shidburg233 was slain by TecnoblodeFan123 using [Enchanted Orphan]
Experiment 6468/1
Procedure: Gunpowder was added to SCP-6468 in a brewing stand. The resulting splash potion was thrown, affecting D-34151, D-34152 and a caged zombie.
Result: SCP-6468 became a "splash pvp potion". When the potion landed, both Class D personnel's fingers began vibrating at 200 Hz. The zombie appeared to be unaffected and was terminated successfully.
Experiment 6468/2
Procedure: Redstone dust was added to SCP-6468 in a brewing stand. D-34153 was instructed to use the potion and then attack D-34154, who was instructed not to touch the keyboard and mouse.
Result: SCP-6468 showed no visible change. Upon drinking the potion, D-34153's finger began vibrating at 200 Hz. No further changes were observed.
Experiment 6468/3
Procedure: Glowstone dust was added to SCP-6468 in a brewing stand. D-34154 was instructed to use the potion and then attack D-34155, who was instructed not to touch the keyboard and mouse.
Result: SCP-6468 showed no visible change. Upon drinking the potion, D-34154's finger began vibrating at a rate of 400 Hz rather than the usual 200 Hz.
On 2020/08/14, while retrieving a stockpile of SCP-6468 on the Minecraft server "2b2t" for containment, Minecraft Division operatives, who were using a modified client that could show information on items held by other players, discovered a related item with the in-game name "killaura potion by dado" in the possession of a player named "01Bizarre10". Upon engaging "01Bizarre10", the player drank the potion and became unresponsive. Minecraft Division tracking teams dispatched a task force to the suspected real-life location of the player and discovered a 16-year-old male and his mother suffering acute radiation sickness; the 16-year-old was identified as the player "01Bizarre10", and his body was determined to be emitting a constant 10,000 Ci of ionizing radiation. Both subjects were taken into Foundation custody, where they died of radiation sickness.
No further instances of "killaura potion by dado" have been found.