INCIDENT LOG
Date: 9/25/2021
[BEGIN LOG]
(Inside SCP-6366-1's cell, SCP-6366-1 is seen resting. Approximately 8 seconds later, containment breach alarms begin to blare. SCP-6366-1 wakes up and appears startled. Approximately 4 seconds later, the doors to its containment cell open. SCP-6366-1 looks around its cell, and then exits.)
(Inside SCP-6366-2's cell, SCP-6366-2 is seen swimming around. Approximately 8 seconds later, containment breach alarms begin to blare. SCP-6366-2 becomes startled and quickly swims into one of its hiding places, after which it pokes its head out. Approximately 5 seconds later, the doors to its containment cell open. SCP-6366-2 proceeds to swim to the top of its tank and climbs out. It then walks across the floor, and out of its cell.)
(In the corridor outside the containment cells, SCP-6366-1 and SCP-6366-2 are both seen exiting their cells. They look around, and notice each other.)
SCP-6366-1: Arsenio!
SCP-6366-2: Axel! what the fuck is going on?
(The two entities walk over to each other)
SCP-6366-1: I'm not sure, but I don't think they know that we got out.
SCP-6366-2: Axel, do you know what this means?
SCP-6366-1: Someone's not doing their job correctly?
SCP-6366-2: No! We can escape!
SCP-6366-1: Escape? That's what you're thinking? Arsenio, we could have our own tour of this place! See what these people are all about! Maybe even find a lady shoebill.
SCP-6366-2: I- what? No. We're leaving, not going on tour.
SCP-6366-1: Okay…
SCP-6366-2: Now pick me up and let's get out of here.
(SCP-6366-1 picks up SCP-6366-2 with its beak, and puts it on its back. SCP-6366-2 appears to hold on to SCP-6366-1 with its fins. SCP-6366-1 then begins walking down the corridor.)
SCP-6366-1: Why do you think we got out?
SCP-6366-2: Maybe they made a mistake or something? Probably something to do with this constant blaring alarm.
SCP-6366-1: Maybe they're having a lockdown drill.
SCP-6366-2: That doesn't explain why our doors opened though.
SCP-6366-1: Hm… you're right. Maybe they're just stupid.
(SCP-6366-1 continues down the corridor until it reaches the end, upon which it splits into two corridors, one going right, and one going left.)
SCP-6366-1: Do we know where we're going?
SCP-6366-2: No. Take a left here.
(SCP-6366-1 continues into the left corridor.)
SCP-6366-1: Don't they like, have guards here?
SCP-6366-2: Yes, but now we know they have guards, so we are prepared.
SCP-6366-1: Prepared to do what?
SCP-6366-2: I don't know, you're the muscle.
SCP-6366-1: Is that all I am to you? The muscle?
SCP-6366-2: Oh shut up, you know what I meant.
(SCP-6366-1 continues down the corridor until it turns to the right. As SCP-6366-1 is about to turn, it notices E7-3 of MTF Eta-7 "Birds of Prey" with his back to SCP-6366-1. SCP-6366-1 frantically retreats back around the corner of the corridor.)
SCP-6366-1: (quietly) There's a guard there!
SCP-6366-2: (quietly) So? You're the muscle, take him out!
SCP-6366-1: Take him out? How do I do that?
SCP-6366-2: I don't know, do something!
SCP-6366-1: Okay, I'll try.
(SCP-6366-1 quietly makes its way around the corner and approaches E7-3. Once SCP-6366-1 is almost directly behind him, it moves to the right, and taps E7-3 on the left shoulder.)
E7-3: Hm?
(E7-3 looks to the left, upon which SCP-6366-1 comes in from the right and grabs E7-3's firearm with its beak. SCP-6366-1 attempts to take the firearm from E7-3, but E7-3 holds on. The two proceed to tug the weapon back and forth.)
E7-3: Hey!
SCP-6366-1: Give that to me!
(SCP-6366-2 leaps off of SCP-6366-1's back and bites E7-3 on the nose. SCP-6366-2 latches on, dangling from E7-3's nose. E7-3 screams in pain.)
E7-3: GET OFF MY FACE!
SCP-6366-1: Yeah, get him Arsenio!
(E7-3 attempts to pry SCP-6366-2 off of his face, but this only results in SCP-6366-2 biting down harder. E7-3 grunts in pain.)
E7-3: Give me the gun!
SCP-6366-1: No!
E7-3: I said, give me the-
(Suddenly, the left wall of the corridor shatters, causing E7-3 to fall back. SCP-6366-1 falls back as well, and SCP-6366-2 is flung onto the ground. After approximately 9 seconds, the dust from the wall settles, revealing SCP-6773.A large avian entity with ontokinetic, temporal, and transfiguration abilities. to have broken through the wall. E7-3 quickly recoils, and aims his firearm at SCP-6773.)
E7-3: Freeze, bird!
(SCP-6773 vocalizes at E7-3, and transfigurates him into an alarm clock.)
SCP-6366-2: Holy shit.
SCP-6366-1: Looks like our time is up, Arsenio.
(SCP-6773 notices the two entities, and vocalizes.)
SCP-6366-1: Don't worry, I got this. I took condor in community college.
SCP-6366-2: You didn't GO to community college!
(SCP-6366-1 stands up and clears its throat. It then proceeds to make several vocalizations, similar to those of several birds in the order Cathartiformes. SCP-6773 tilts its head, and begins to walk towards SCP-6366-1.)
SCP-6366-2: No way.
SCP-6366-1: (quietly) It's working!
(SCP-6366-1 continues vocalizing. SCP-6773 continues to get closer to SCP-6366-1 until it is approximately 3 inches in front of its face. SCP-6366-1 then makes a singular quiet vocalization. SCP-6773 then extends its wings and makes a loud vocalization)
SCP-6366-2: I think you made him mad!
(SCP-6366-1 quickly picks up SCP-6366-2 with its beak and begins running away from SCP-6773. SCP-6366-2 climbs onto SCP-6366-1's back. SCP-6773 begins to give chase.)
SCP-6366-1: You know, maybe I did!
SCP-6366-2: I knew you couldn't speak condor!
SCP-6366-1: I do speak condor! Just not very good.
SCP-6366-2: Well, what did you tell him?
SCP-6366-1: I either told him that we mean him no harm, or that we're here to take his life.
SCP-6366-2: Well I wonder which one he interpreted it as!
(SCP-6773 vocalizes and uses its ontokinetic abilities to throw debris towards the two entities.)
SCP-6366-2: Look out!
(SCP-6366-1 swiftly dodges the flying debris, and takes flight.)
SCP-6366-1: Is he chasing us?!
(SCP-6366-2 looks backward to see SCP-6773 directly behind the two entities)
SCP-6366-2: Yep! He's right there! Go faster!
SCP-6366-1: Okay okay! Don't be so pushy!
SCP-6366-2: I'm allowed to be pushy! There's a killer bird chasing us!
SCP-6366-1: Well you're stressing me out!
SCP-6366-2: I don't care! Fly faster!
SCP-6366-1: But these hallways are narrow! If I fly faster I might-
SCP-6366-2: JUST SHUT UP AND FLY FA-
(SCP-6366-1 flies directly into a wall, where the corridor splits into two more corridors, one going to the left and one going to the right. SCP-6366-1 and SCP-6366-2 fall to the ground, while SCP-6773 catches up to them and stops in front of them. SCP-6366-1 and SCP-6366-2 slowly recoil, and begin to get up.)
SCP-6366-2: (grunts) Great, now we're going to die.
SCP-6366-1: It's not my fault!
SCP-6366-2: Well it certainly wasn't mine!
(SCP-6773 vocalizes)
SCP-6366-1: You were stressing me out!
SCP-6366-2: Of course I was! (motions to SCP-6773) Big Bird here was trying to fucking kill us!
SCP-6366-1: Well you didn't have to shout at me!
SCP-6366-2: What else was I supposed to do?
SCP-6366-1: I don't know, maybe encourage me?
(SCP-6773 vocalizes.)
SCP-6366-1: We get it! You're going to kill us. Just get it over with!
SCP-6366-2: You know what, kill him first. (motions towards SCP-6366-1)
SCP-6366-1: What? No! Kill him first! (motions towards SCP-6366-2)
SCP-6366-2: Of course you would try and get him to kill me first!
SCP-6366-1: You literally just tried to get him to kill ME first!
SCP-6366-2: Of course I did! You were being an ass-
(SCP-6773 quickly grabs SCP-6366-2 with its beak, and swallows the entity whole)
SCP-6366-1: ARSENIO!
(SCP-6773 vocalizes at SCP-6366-1)
SCP-6366-1: Arsenio. I didn't mean… (looking towards SCP-6773) You.
(SCP-6366-1 stares at SCP-6773.)
(SCP-6773 vocalizes at SCP-6366-1 and begins to run towards it. SCP-6366-1 does not move. SCP-6773 stops and cocks its head. SCP-6366-1 leans closer towards SCP-6773 and continues staring.)
SCP-6366-1: You motherfucker. You'll pay for that.
(SCP-6366-1 vocalizes and flies into the air. It flies into SCP-6773 and bites its neck with its beak. SCP-6773 squawks, and bites into SCP-6366-1 several times. SCP-6366-1 grabs SCP-6773 with its feet, and lets go with its beak. SCP-6366-1 takes flight, and throws SCP-6773 into the wall.)
SCP-6366-1: That's for Arsenio!
(SCP-6773 recoils, and stands up. SCP-6773 takes flight and flies towards SCP-6366-1.)
SCP-6366-1: Shit.
(SCP-6773 grabs SCP-6366-1 with its talons, lifting it up into the air. SCP-6366-1 continuously bites at SCP-6773's talons, attempting to break free, to no prevail. SCP-6773 flies down the corridor and throws SCP-6366-1 into the wall. SCP-6366-1 manages to recoil, and stands up, while SCP-6773 lands on the ground. SCP-6366-1 begins running towards SCP-6773. SCP-6773 uses its temporal abilities to instigate a time dilation on SCP-6366-1. SCP-6366-1 continues slowly moving towards SCP-6773, however, SCP-6773 is able to ram into SCP-6366-1. The time dilation dissipates, and SCP-6366-1 is thrown backward, landing on its back. SCP-6773 runs up and jumps onto SCP-6366-1, digging its talons into its skin. SCP-6366-1 screams, and headbutts SCP-6773, knocking it off of it. SCP-6366-1 stands up.)
SCP-6366-1: Fuck you, come and get me!
(SCP-6366-1 turns around and begins running down the corridor. SCP-6773 vocalizes and flies into the air, beginning to give chase to SCP-6366-1. SCP-6773 chases SCP-6366-1 throughout the wildlife containment zone for approximately 5 minutes, until SCP-6366-1 eventually comes across the alarm clock, which E7-3 was transfigurated into. SCP-6366-1 notices E7-3's firearm and picks it up with its feet. It aims it at the corner of the corridor. After approximately 5 seconds, SCP-6773 rounds the corner of the corridor, and SCP-6366-1 shoots at it, hitting its left wing. SCP-6773 falls to the ground.)
SCP-6366-1: Holy shit. I just shot a bird. Needless to say, I don't regret it.
(SCP-6773 slowly stands up and vocalizes at SCP-6366-1. SCP-6366-1 shoots again, however, SCP-6773 instigates a time dilation on the bullet and steps away from it. SCP-6366-1 attempts to shoot again, however, the firearm reveals to be empty. SCP-6366-1 drops the firearm.)
SCP-6366-1: Shit.
(SCP-6773 begins moving towards SCP-6366-1. SCP-6366-1 extends its wings and puffs itself up. SCP-6773 begins running towards SCP-6366-1 and makes a drawn-out vocalization. SCP-6366-1 flaps its wings once, and too makes a drawn-out vocalization. Just before SCP-6773 reaches SCP-6366-1, SCP-6773 is shot in the leg from behind SCP-6366-1, and it falls to the ground. SCP-6366-1 turns around, and sees the entirety of MTF Eta-7 "Birds of Prey", which moves in towards SCP-6773.)
E7-Cap: Four, take it out!
(E7-4 shoots SCP-6773 with a tranquilizer, rendering it unconscious. The team moves in and examines SCP-6773.)
E7-1: Cap, it's got two gunshot wounds.
E7-Cap: Five, contact Dr. Munn. 6773 needs medical attention.
E7-5: Roger that.
E7-Cap: Wait, two wounds? We only shot it once.
SCP-6366-1: Uh, that was me, sorry.
(The entire team turns to look at SCP-6366-1.)
E7-2: You're 6366-1, right?
SCP-6366-1: Sure am.
E7-2: Where's dash two?
SCP-6366-1: Arsenio? Oh. Um… the bird ate him…
E7-2: It ate him!?
E7-5: (into her comm) Command, we need Dr. Munn. 6773 is injured and has consumed 6366-2.
Command: Roger that. We're sending Munn in now. What's the status of the wildlife containment zone?
E7-5: It's cleared.
Command: Roger. Return SCP-6366-1 to its containment cell.
E7-5: Roger.
(E7-5 gets up and walks over to SCP-6366-1)
SCP-6366-1: (sighs) I just wanted to go on a tour.
[END LOG]
