Note that SCP-6197-2 is not anomalous.
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SCP-6197: Frigophilia
Author:Wynths
Word Count: ~3.1k words (there's so much formatting i'm not decoding allat)
This is an entry into Yossi's 2025 Fakethology! Check out the other entries if you're interested in reading more into this slowly-growing joke anthology :)A little response piece to AWhiteBoy's challenge to write a cold post within 30 minutes — unfortunately, this was done in 3 day instead. I will bear the cross of being a coward, but at least I managed to finish it :-)
As always, thanks for reading!
Fig 1.1
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6197-1 is to be kept in a Level V item locker, modified to continually heat itself via two space heaters which are placed at the west and east walls of the locker. Once per day, Area-74 technical staff are to inspect these heaters and perform routine maintenence as needed. If SCP-6197-1's item locker's temperature drops below 55 degrees Fahrenheit, further heating is to be provided and SCP-6197-1 is to be examined by a trained mortician to document any potential bruising or injury.
SCP-6197-2 is currently considered inactive. No containment procedures required at time of writing. Head Researcher Monica Dove reminds those assigned to SCP-6197 that it is anomalous..APPROVED CLEARANCE DETECTED: Personnel are to acknowledge SCP-6197-2 as an anomaly in all documentation and spaces accessible to Rsr. Monica Dove. Note that it is not actually anomalous; see Addendum 6197.2 for clarification. — Area-74 Director LopezⓘSCP-9256"God, what can a good girl do for fun around here?"- Additionally, SCP-6197 is to be blacklisted from the Internet through standard Foundation webcrawlers — in the event a news outlet attempts to cover the circumstances surrounding SCP-6197, Specialized Task Force Upsilon-1 ("KNOCKING BIRD") is to cease said investigation by whatever non-violent means available.
Description: SCP-6197-1 is the cadaver of Bianca Dove, discovered at the Chyrsanthemum Inn1, formerly situated in the Allegheny mountain range. SCP-6197-1's most notable effect is its violation of the second law of thermodynamics — it will continually cool a cubic meter of air around it at the rate of approx. 5 degrees Fahrenheit/hour and it will cool itself at 7 deg/hour.
SCP-6197-2 refers to several Spectral-Class anomalous events which occurred at the Chrysanthemum Inn immediately before Bianca Dove's murder. Consult the timeline below for further information..Note that this timeline is entirely compiled by Rsr. Monica Dove. — Area-74 Director Lopez
2008/10/2 22:32: Foundation monitoring posts stationed about 20km away from the site of SCP-6197-2 detect an increase in Akiva/EVE levels, consistent with the manifestation of multiple Spectral-Class entities. Due to the constant, uneventful manifestation and dissipation of such entities, this increase is not acted upon or related to the Chrysanthemum Inn.
2008/10/2 22:33: Spectral-Class entities are detected by Monitoring Post H6LP2W — onsite instance of Gladon.AIC judges that the Spectral-Class entities will dissipate without event due to their distance and irradiation levels.
2008/10/2 22:37: The Spectral-Class entities move out of range of Monitoring Post H6LP2W. For reasons yet unexplained, the onsite Gladon.AIC instance fails to report this to a higher-level Post..The Spectral-Class entities were almost entirely dissolved; the fact they managed to conjoin into a single entity and preserve their essophysical essence long enough to reach Chrysanthemum Inn during the severe Allegheny weather is nothing short of a miracle and is literally unprecedented. Don't bother explaining this to Monica, I've already tried. — Area-74 Director Lopez
2008/10/2 22:40: A text exchange is held between Bianca and Monica Dove — an SMS data dump is attached below. After the conclusion of this text exchange, the Chrysanthemum Inn and Foundation Monitoring Post H6LP2W both ceased to respond to or transmit any telecommunications.
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2008/10/2 23:00: Immediately after the conclusion of this text exchange, a connection was made between three wireless IP2 cameras within the Chrysanthemum Inn and two computer terminals at Area-74; during this connection, no other programs could be run and no other image rendered than the three3 realtime outputs of the cameras, which could be cycled through by pressing the Enter key. An example of such an image is produced in Fig 1.2.
Area-74 technicians have been unable to reconstruct the circumstances under which this connection occurrence, nor have they been able to reconstruct the program that was loaded onto the computer terminals. Research is ongoing.
After some deliberation, Researcher Dove was allowed to use a computer terminal to view the connected camera feeds. Technician David Matthews and Junior Researcher Louis Monterosa viewed and attempted to debug the other affected terminal.
2008/10/2 23:27: Researcher Dove alerts an attendant staff member4 that Bianca Dove is visible on one of the camera feeds. She can be seen looking out of a front window, knocking repeatedly. Dove speculates that the knocking is some kind of code, and after discussion, the staffer returns with a Morse Code chart.
The following pattern is discerned by Researcher Dove..Monica's Morse pattern is almost certainly false. While Osweld wasn't able to get a coherent message, he was able to confirm to me that the knocking at the window was rhythmic. Monica herself, when interviewed, admitted both that Bianca would frequently "knock" patterns of songs she enjoyed, and was unversed in Morse code. If anybody wants to try and look at five pixels and make up a convenient message, be my guest. Personally, I will trust the judgement of common sense. — Area-74 Director Lopez 5
.-- ..-. -.- / .-. / ..- / | / .-. / ..- / -.- -.- / | / -.. .-. / ..- / -. . . -.. / ..-. . .-.. .--. / | / .. / -.-. .- -. / .-.. . - / ..- / .. -. / | -.- .... / --. .-- -.. | / - .- .-.. -.- / .. -. ... .. -.- .
Correcting for errors, the most likely translation is:
WHO R U | R U OK | DO U NEED HELP | I CAN LET U IN | OH GOD | TALK INSIDE
Note that, according to Researcher Dove, Bianca Dove was unfamiliar with Morse Code.
2008/10/2 23:41: One camera feed — labelled KITCHEN 2 — displays static. No other changes appear to occur in the Chrysanthemum Inn. Technician Rupert Holden is able to display cmd.exe on the terminal he is debugging. The Command Terminal is quickly revealed to be nonfunctional; it is decided that resources would be better spent attempting to contact other sites to mobilize a response to the Spectal-Class entity.
2008/10/3 01:00: Junior Researcher Louis Monterosa exclaims, "I saw her leaving the kitchen!" No one else present is able to corroborate this, and Bianca Dove remains unlocated despite concerted efforts. No sites are available to respond to the threat. The KITCHEN-2 camera is no longer accessible.
Fig 1.3
2008/10/3 01:07: All personnel present report seeing Bianca Dove from the BEDROOM-1 camera feed. This is despite the fact that, as seen in Fig 1.36, Bianca Dove is not visible in the feed. Furthermore, when asked to recount what Bianca Dove had done, each witness gave conflicting testimony. A condensed version of each person's account is attached below — for a more complete testimony, view Addendum 6197.3..This collapsible section has been attached solely due to Rsr. Dove's persistent requests that it be included. Note that these interviews are not considered reliable under the Foundation Handbook for Information Gathering. — Area-74 Director Lopez
2008/10/3 01:15: Researcher Dove leaves her terminal, saying "I can't do this anymore, I fucking can't." The staff member accompanying her also leaves the room for a 15-minute break7. Junior Researcher Louis Monterosa takes her place. Almost immediately after Dove leaves the room, Monterosa states that he sees a painted "message" on the front door through FRONT-3. After a concerted effort, Monterosa, Holden and Dove narrow the message down to three possibilities: "ICY U", "IGT U", and "IFH U." The three unanimously agree that "ICY U" is the most likely of those possibilities.
2008/10/3 01:22: Bianca Dove is seen through FRONT-3. All witnesses unanimously agree that she is in significantly worse physical condition than earlier, with visible wounds on her face, arms, and neck. The staff member returns after being called by Researcher Dove and is promptly sent to attempt to contact emergency-response MTFs. An RTF file is later discovered on both computer terminals with a timestamp of 2008/10/3 01:22:25 EST. It is attached below.
2008/10/3 01:23: Bianca Dove stands at the entrance to the Chrysanthemum Inn, with a black, visible Spectral-Class entity behind her.10 Contact is established with Site-898, but after discussion, it is decided that it is impossible to reach the Chrysanthemum Inn in a reasonable timeframe without recklessly endangering Site personnel.
2008/10/3 01:25: Bianca Dove waves to the FRONT-3 camera, and holds what appears to be a sheet of paper in her hands. She is seen setting it down at the side of the door, and then opening the door to the Chrysanthemum Inn. Snow rapidly enters the Chrysanthemum Inn; several items, including the FRONT-3 camera, are violently expelled from the Inn via what appears to be explosive decompression11.
Visibility is severely obscured, but Researcher Dove claims that "She left! She left the fucking Inn with that ghost!" This is not corroborated by the last available image from the FRONT-3 camera [see Fig 1.4], sent at 01:25:11.
Head Researcher Note: Someone cut this portion of the timeline, so I'll fit it in here:
During a retrospective investigation on the events of SCP-6197-2, Technician Holden admitted on a polygraph examination that he did not contact other sites. This was in direct violation of chain-of-command orders. When asked why he neglected to contact other sites — particularly the geographically close Site-898ⓘRun the River Red HubIn the maw of the mountains, we lay here bleeding. All 'til the dead canary sings.- — Holden stated the following:
"We were under a lot of stress, and when we were working to try and figure what to do, I couldn't recall any sites that would be remotely close enough to the Chrysanthemum Inn — and this is assuming that Bianca was in direct danger, which I completely disagreed with — to respond in time. When a quick Google search revealed that night was some of the worst weather the Alleghenies had seen, I reasoned that there was no world in which a Site would actually mobilize, at 11:41 PM, to investigate a minor poltergeist.
It was a critical error, in retrospect, but I exercised what I believe still was the best judgement I could have exercised at that time.
After extensive discussion within the Ethics Committee, it has been determined that the charge of violation of Title 1, Chapter 7 § 1.2 should be removed.
Fig 1.4
Addendum 6197.1: After the events described in SCP-6197-2's timeline occurred, SCP-6197 was officially classified; a preliminary file was written by Jr. Researcher Monterosa and Researcher Dove. After discussion, Site-898 agreed to travel to the Chrysanthemum Inn after the cessation of inclement weather.
3 -898 agents departed for the Chrysanthemum Inn on 2008/10/3 10:25, arriving at about 15:05. Upon arrival, the Chrysanthemum Inn was documented to be in extremely poor condition — see Addendum 6197.5 — and, despite an extensive Akiva/EVE radiation sweep, the dissipation point of the Spectral-Class entity accompanying Bianca Dove remained undiscovered.
Within the Chrysanthemum Inn, SCP-6197-1 was discovered next to a sheet of paper. The contents of the paper are attached below.






