The goal of this is to make you groan and upvote at the end. I'm so confident that I'll succeed that I'm willing to say that up front.
by Doctor Cimmerian



A non-anomalous reproduction of an SCP-6132-J instance.
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6132-J is to be kept in a standard containment locker on floor 12 of Site-88. Testing must be approved by the 6132-J project head.
Description: SCP-6132-J is a set of Rand McNally maps with several unidentifiable areas. While landmasses appearing on these maps are identifiable, other geographical features are incapable of being named.
Individuals viewing SCP-6132-J are, however, capable of recognizing the type of geographical feature depicted. Viewers of SCP-6132-J will often designate a feature as "an ocean" or "a river" while being unable to recall the location's proper name.
SCP-6132-J was originally discovered in 1976 along with a collection of geographic educational materials at Kirk Lonwood High School. None of the materials recovered in SCP-6132-J's immediate vicinity appear to possess similar properties. The entire collection can be accessed via permission from the 6132-J project head.
Terrain Fumble