Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6067 is to be contained in a 4x4x8 meter hermetically sealed glass containment chamber at Site-86. Any references to Documents-6067 outside of Foundation records are to be immediately reported and destroyed.
Description: SCP-6067 is a seven-meter-tall sentient tornado. It was created during the filming of a commercial for a proposed Dr. Wondertainment toy "Recyclone". No other instances of SCP-6067 exist as Recyclone was never brought to market.
Items with a volume smaller than SCP-6067 by 1mm or more are incorporated into the object upon physical contact, followed by a corresponding growth in the effective size of SCP-6067. Currently, all identifiable objects inside SCP-6067 consist of:
- Various toys
- Appliances such as a stove, refrigerator, washing machine, and dryer
- One adult male corpse
- An indeterminate number of workshop tools such as screwdrivers, a hammer, and a drill
- Coat rack
- Suburban house
- The following note:
Hi, kids! Now you are the proud owner of Señor Hole, who is the Tiny Señor line of Professor Funtastic! Try to collect all the fun for hours!
Let your señors here for fun! Pick up all the señors, super fun! Fun for you! Fun of your friends!
- Señor Boom!
- Señor Fluff!
- Señor Senor!!
- Señor Senorita!!
- Señor Fun!
- Señor Hole!
- Señor Pig!
- Señor Purple!
- Señor Taste!
Discovery: SCP-6067 was recovered at Stage 12 at the █████████ Studios Lot. During its acquisition, the following documents were found at the scene:
