bounce
O5-4 bouncing on SCP-6060-J
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6060-J can be found on the rooftop of Site-01. 10 fluffy mattresses are to be placed around the anomaly for any individual who wants to stop bouncing.
Bouncing on SCP-6060-J is permitted only to members of the O5 Council. 40 security personnel armed with heavy military equipment are to surround SCP-6060-J to perpetually enforce this rule.
ETA: O5-12 is forbidden from bouncing on SCP-6060-J as of ██/██/████.
Description: SCP-6060-J is a 5 m x 5 m bouncy castle manufactured by the Swedish enterprise known as █████████ ██████. When inflated, SCP-6060-J is known to have approximately 5 times more bounce efficiency than other normal bouncy castles, making the anomaly the bounciest bouncy castle in the world. SCP-6060-J is also remarked to be "extremely fun", "extremely bouncy", and "extremely effervescent" by members of the O5 Council. However O5-12 has referred to SCP-6060-J as "the stupidest anomaly ever contained." This statement is to be ignored considering O5-12's ignorance on the topic.
Due to its anomalous properties, SCP-6060-J is currently being utilized by the Foundation for the entertainment of the O5 Council.
Addendum: The following are three Council votes held regarding SCP-6060-J.
Proposal: Prohibit usage of SCP-6060-J from the members of the Council and attempt decommission. (O5-12)
Council Vote Summary:
| Yea | Nay | Abstain |
| O5-12 | O5-1 | |
| O5-2 | ||
| O5-3 | ||
| O5-4 | ||
| O5-5 | ||
| O5-6 | ||
| O5-7 | ||
| O5-8 | ||
| O5-9 | ||
| O5-10 | ||
| O5-11 | ||
| O5-13 |
| Denied |
Notes: Fuck you, Twelve. I’m bouncing on that thing. - O5-4
Proposal: Amnesticize O5-12 to erase his memories of SCP-6060-J. (O5-4)
Council Vote Summary:
| Yea | Nay | Abstain |
| O5-1 | O5-12 | |
| O5-2 | ||
| O5-3 | ||
| O5-4 | ||
| O5-5 | ||
| O5-6 | ||
| O5-7 | ||
| O5-8 | ||
| O5-9 | ||
| O5-10 | ||
| O5-11 | ||
| O5-13 |
| Approved |
Notes: D-14 has been selected as O5-12’s replacement considering his expertise on bouncy castles.
Proposal: Increase the amount of air inflated into SCP-6060-J for maximum bounce efficiency. (D-14)
Council Vote Summary:
| Yea | Nay | Abstain |
| O5-1 | O5-5 | O5-13 |
| O5-2 | O5-7 | |
| O5-3 | O5-11 | |
| O5-4 | ||
| O5-6 | ||
| O5-8 | ||
| O5-9 | ||
| O5-10 | ||
| D-14 |
| Approved |
Notes: Research done by D-14 concluded that increasing the current amount of air by 30% would make the bouncy castle way more bouncier. D-14 also noted that this amount of air is more stable and efficient than other contenders.
I regret to inform our members of the Council that Nine is no longer with us. D-14's statistics were incorrect. Earlier this morning, security personnel reported that Nine had supposedly exited our planet's atmosphere using SCP-6060-J. His body is currently in Earth's orbit and is planned to be retrieved using our technology. D-14 is also planned to be sacrificed used in a future test regarding SCP-███.
We are having Nine's funeral this Friday. Attendance is mandatory, since he was a good friend for all of us. I am hereby banning use of SCP-6060-J from now on. - O5-1
Fuck you, One. I’m bouncing on that thing. - O5-4