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by Rhys Tanner


This information is meant for internal Site-82 and Sitra Achra circulation only. Personnel responsible for unauthorized dissemination of this page or its contents will be subject to disciplinary action, up to and including excommunication in accordance with the Anathema Contingency.

<< This document is part of the official guidelines of the Rosetta Protocol.

Soonsaran and You: An Introduction to the Rosetta Protocol

Formatted and assembled by Doctor Isaiah Kamski, Site Director

Hello, esteemed researcher! If you are reading this, it means you’ve been selected for a tour aboard SCP-6013 to participate in the Rosetta Protocol. Your skills, hard work and natural resistance to disease will make you an invaluable asset to our team. To get you started in the next stage of your Foundation career, my colleagues and I have created a primer for the work ahead.

I strongly encourage you to read through this document in full if this is your first time working with a sentient, Sarkic or intelligent anomaly. It will provide you with an introduction to SCP-6013's communication methods and give you an opportunity to practice interpreting its language in a safe, above-water environment.

By complying with this conscription, you have waived your privileges to participate in any other onsite study of Sarkic anomalies. You also acknowledge that any psychometrics gathered during the course of your time at Site-82 are the property of the Foundation, as per the authority of Site Director Isaiah Kamski and the Greater Scandinavian Site Advisory Board. If you would like to read a full list of the privileges you have rescinded by joining the Rosetta Protocol, you may refer to pages 10 through 28 of this document.

The tone of my writing might strike you as unusual, but the truth is that I've never been one for formalities. I find it's best to keep things personable, especially for something as dry as linguistics. Ms. Greer is a sharp one, yes, but she's wound far too tight for my liking. Luckily for you I don't come apart as easily as she does.

With that in mind, let's begin, shall we?

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