I8576-27 Test Log Transcript
Date: 01/08/2020, 1158 hours
Team Lead: Dr. Joseph Edmunson
Consulting Member: Dr. Allison Ewing
[BEGIN LOG]
Edmunson: Alright, Doctor, you may begin whenever you're ready.
Ewing: Sure. I apologize, uh, this is a little awkward. I've been researching bees for twelve years, and haven't done anything like this. It's like I'm conducting an autopsy. Not used to having people watching.
Edmunson: I understand. Our research facility is admittedly a bit unorthodox. Just say what you're thinking, and give us an idea of what we're dealing with. It'll feel more natural as you go.
Ewing: Okay, it's your show. Let's see them.
(Ewing secures her beekeeping helmet and enters SCP-5765. She searches the room for sixty seconds.)
Ewing: Uh, I don't see any bees.
Edumunson: Understood. Please continue.
Ewing: Continue?
Edmunson: Yes, please.
Ewing: Well, I don't see any bees. There's nothing in here.
(Dr. Ewing begins to pace the outer perimeter of the containment chamber.)
Ewing: What's the temperature of this room?
Edmunson: Uh, let me check. One moment.
Ewing: It feels a bit chilly.
Edmunson About 13 degrees Celsius.
Ewing: So yeah, that's a bit cold for bees. You could be dealing with some sort of cold-resistant species or subspecies, like we find with Carniolans or Russian honey bees, but either way, they're likely bundled up in the hive somewhere trying to keep warm. Can you adjust the temperature?
Edmunson: Sure, bringing it up now. 18 or 19 good for you?
Ewing: Sure. Continuing. The room is barren of natural resources, or indeed any resources at all. If we turn this place into a garden, we might draw them out and get a better look. Most bees aren't very specific about the plants they'll mine for pollen, but a few are. In addition to lavender, holly, uh, clover and maybe echinacea, you'll want to also have dogwood and mustard for the pickier eaters. Makes sense they'd be hard to find if there's nothing here for them to eat.
Edmunson: Understood, we'll make it happen. Ayim? Write that down?
Ewing: I'm not seeing any physical signs of bees. No damage from carpenters, no scouts. You mentioned nobody's been stung, so your bees either aren't aggressive or they simply don't feel threatened. Or, as I mentioned, they could be lethargic from the cold. We'll want to try pheromones for a couple of different species, at least.
Edmunson: I'm actually a step ahead of you on that. I have someone ready to test that soon. Please, continue, your input is invaluable.
(Transcript abridged, available in full as 57655-UA. Dr. Ewing makes numerous suggestions over nine hours for exposing bee populations. All suggestions are approved and implemented by Dr. Edmunson. One week after the environment of SCP-5765 has been converted to be friendlier to various bee species, no empirical evidence of bees is found. Dr. Ewing is administered Class B amnestic treatment and released.)
[END LOG]