SCP-5604 Interview Log 001
Interviewer: Dr Thomas Woodruff
Interviewee: D.01010001|01010101|01000001|01011001|01001100|01000101 D-7491
(Dr Woodruff enters D-7491's holding chamber at Site-23.)
Dr Woodruff: Good Morning D-7491, and how are you feeling today?
D-7941: I feel okay thanks, Doc. I've not been, well, I've not been myself recently. But I'm feeling better today. I believe I'm on an irreversible trend towards recovery and being healthier - but that could change.
(D-7941 spits blood across the table as he speaks, gums bleeding heavily.)
Dr Woodruff: We were concerned about you the last few days. You've not been communicating with us, we had to administer a feeding tube as we didn't know how long you'd be unconscious for. Do you recall anything about your experience under the influence of SCP-5604?
(An audible crunch is heard as D-7941's nose breaks, and sets itself in a new position.)
D-7491: I understand the bondage between a researcher and their subject, thank you for looking after me. I don't remember much of the last few days, it's a blur. But I'm out the other side now. I truly am. I feel like a beakon of health.
Dr Woodruff: And you're not in any physical discomfort as we speak?
(Accompanied by a splatter of blood, a single tooth falls onto the table. A moment later, the rest of his teeth follow. D-7481 appears unfazed.)
D-7491: [Indecipherable.]
(Small, white protrusions are visible in D-7491's mouth, which grow larger and tear at the gums as a new set of teeth emerge.)
Dr Woodruff: Err… could you repeat that please?
(The gums appear to rapidly heal around the new dentition, although this is difficult to determine through the volume of blood.)
D-7491: One word sums up how I'm feeling right now, and that word is "I feel great".
Dr Woodruff: That's three words.
D-7491: My mistake. Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.
(Dr Woodruff produces a pen and a standard psychometric evaluation questionnaire from his briefcase, and slides them across the table to D-7491.)
Dr Woodruff: Please could you complete this for me.
(D-7941 begins to rapidly amend the contents of the document.)
D-7491: There's a few spelling mistakes here. You're right phonetically but…there we go!
(D-7491 passes the questionnaire to Dr Woodruff, who examines it. D-7491 has answered none of the questions, but has instead added an "e" to the end of each existing word. Dr Woodruff stares at it in silence for a moment, before getting up to leave.)
Dr Woodruff: Well, I think that'll be all. We'll keep you monitored over the coming days. Thank you for your time.
D-7491: Dr. Woodruff, I have one more thing to say.
Dr Woodruff: By all means, go ahead.
(D-7491's hair lightens, turning from black to auburn, with flecks of grey.)
D-7491: I want to join the Foundation. As a staff member.
Dr Woodruff: You… you want to join the Foundation?
D-7491: Yes.
Dr Woodruff: You want to join the Foundation?
D-7491: Yes.
Dr Woodruff: You want to join the Foundation?
D-7491: Let me try to answer the question one more time. I think this is the fourth time that I've had this question.
Dr Woodruff: Third time.
D-7491: Three times that I've had this question. I will try to answer it again for you, as clearly as I can, because the question you're asking is "What kind of qualifications do I have to join the Foundation?". I have far more experience with the anomalous than many others when they sought to join the Foundation! You take the Foundation model, "Contain, Impured, Prospect" - how true that is! I've been a D-class for 6 years now. I've seen and worked with all manners of anomalies, survived them all. I bet I have as much experience in the Foundation as Jack Bright did when he sought site director!
Dr Woodruff: D-7491. I served with Jack Bright. I know Jack Bright. Jack Bright is a friend of mine. D-7491, you're no Jack Bright.
(The crowd cheers, and D-7491 is left in stunned silence.)
D-7491: That was really uncalled for, Doctor.
(Dr Woodruff laughs.)
Dr Woodruff: You are the one that was making the comparison. I'm the one who knew him well. And frankly I think you are so far apart in the objectives you choose for the Foundation, that I did not think the comparison was well-taken.
D-7491: I… I stand by all the misstatements I've made.
Dr Woodruff: Goodbye, Dan.
(Dr Woodruff stands and leaves the Omaha Civic Auditorium, as D-7491's eye colour changes from hazel to blue.)