Item #: SCP-55555-J
Object Class: Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures: As soon as someone can remember what SCP-55555-J is, it is to be used to improve the containment procedures of antimemetic SCP objects.
Description: SCP-55555-J, apparently, is a set of mathematical operators that can be used to document antimemetic phenomena more effectively than traditional mathematical operators. However, their anomalous properties have caused them to be forgotten.
Addendum 55555-5: O5-5 on SCP-55555-J1
O5-5: Hey guys! I just found out what SCP-55555-J is!
O5-10: How? Did you take extra mnestics or something?
O5-5: Well, I thought my notes were completely blank due to antimemetic properties, but it turns out that a database error made all of them invisible. I just had to highlight them to see them again.
O5-2: Brilliant! So tell us, what exactly is SCP-55555-J?
O5-5:2 So, there's antimemetic addition. Apparently SCP-055 is just SCP-005 + SCP-050. And then there's antimemetic subtraction. It'll let us subtract things from human memory, like the time I made out with O5-1.
O5-1: Did you say something?
O5-5: Context clues, O5-1. It got erased. Anyway antimemetic multiplication is great for finding the volume of containment chambers. Although apparently the only equation that's really that useful is 5 X 5 X 5.
O5-4: I've never understood the whole thing with antimemetics and the number 5.
O5-5: Someone probably erased the explanation with antimemetic subtraction. So antimemetic exponents are dangerous. When we tried to compute 5 ^ 5, we accidentally created another SCP-3125. That was hard to deal with. Anyway, now that I've gone over everything, let's get Securing, Containing, and—
O5-13: Wait, is that it? Isn't there an antimemetic inverse to multiplication?
O5-5: No. I'm afraid there is no antimemetic division.