Believed to be some kind of malfunction, the transmission was ignored.
On 2015/07/14, an instance of SCP-5083-1 materialized in the Overwatch Command conference chamber, Site-01, during an O5 meeting.
The following is an excerpt from the transcript of O5 Session-2317-115 and contains excerpts of various Site-01 recording equipment and command systems. If you are reading this and do not have level 5 clearance, avert your eyes from the terminal and wait for assistance.
O5-4: This is the fourth fracture this month. This has severely reduced our estimated time to complete Operation Lifeboat. As of now, we have about a month and a half, maybe less. As discussed in our previous session on this topic, anything short of full extradimensional evacuation will be insufficient.
O5-2: Operation Lifeboat currently has the capacity to evacuate about 10 percent of Earth's population.
Silence for six seconds.
O5-11: Is that it? After ten fucking years that's all we can do?!
O5-4: Eleven, this behavior is not appropriate for an Overseer.
O5-11: (pauses) …Apologies.
O5-2: With massive budget transfer we can increase the capacity to about fifteen percent, but models predict this will result in at least ten major breaches over the coming month.
O5-1: All in favor of directing funds from the Department of External Affairs, Department of Personnel Integrity, Internal Security Department, Department of Parabiology, Department of Psychodentistry, Department of Fundamental Theories, Department of Sciences, Department of Analytics, Surrealistics Department, and sixteen other Departments to Operation Lifeboat as outlined in budget proposal 2317-114? As the proposer of said budget change, I will be abstaining.
O5-2: Aye.
O5-3: Aye.
O5-4: Aye.
O5-5: Nay.
O5-6: Aye.
O5-7: Aye…
SCP-5083-1 materializes in the center of the conference table while O5-7 speaks.
O5-7: …Want to eat the gold man.
SCP-5083-1: Hey I- think I'm alive? Oh hey! Were you guys also just born-
O5-6, O5-2, O5-10, and O5-4 immediately clamber onto the conference table towards the 5083-1. As they do, defense drones equipped in the room attempt firing at the 5083-1; their bullets create metallic clangs as they ricochet off its body. The 5083-1 attempts to run towards the door but is dropkicked by O5-10.
O5-12: (Speaking to security through comms) Class Z visual in…
O5-12: (Speaking to security through comms) False alarm. There is an intruder. All security personnel are now tasked with finding and apprehending the gold man.
The rest of the Overseers climb onto the conference table, engaging in physical combat with each other for control of the 5083-1. Defense drones continue to search for weak spots in the 5083-1, firing at various joints and bodyparts. Occasionally a bullet ricochets off the 5083-1 into an O5, creating a loud screech and blinding flash of light as their protective ward absorbs the bullet's energy.
27 seconds after 5083-1's materialization, seven members of MTF Alpha-1 ("Red Right Hand"), armed with memetic inoculation equipment, enter the room.
SCP-5083-1: (While pinned beneath O5-11) Get me out of here!
O5-1: (To MTF Alpha-1) I demand that you leave this room at once! You have no authorization to be-
O5-1 is grabbed by Alpha-1-4 and thrown off of the conference table.
While MTF Alpha-1 fight their way through the crowd, O5-4 bites into 5083-1's shoulder, amputating its right arm. The right arm is lost beneath the crowd, and 5083-1 screams as its torso, legs, heads, and left arm are consumed by the overseers. While Alpha-1 fights the rest of the overseers, O5-4, O5-13, and O5-8 fistfight over the remaining right arm. O5-4 overpowers the others, takes the arm, and places it into his Overseerial Pocket Dimension.
O5-4 leaps off the table. Alpha-1-5 is guarding the north door. O5-4 runs towards Alpha-1-5, twists his face into a cognitohazardous facial expression, and continues running into corridor 81-B past the incapacitated Alpha-1-5.
⠀Site-01 Network: O5-4 has locked down Conference Room Alpha.
⠀Site-01 Network: O5-7 has unlocked Conference Room Alpha.
Alpha-1 manages to restrain O5 1, 2, 5, 8, 9, 11, and 13, however, O5 3, 5, 6, 7, 10, and 12 manage to exit Conference Room Alpha into Corridor 81-B in pursuit of O5-4.
⠀Site-01 Network: O5-6 has unlocked infantry 81-A
O5 3, 5, 6, 7, 10, and 12 each remove various weapons from infantry 81-A such as switchback energy grenades, thaumatological rifles, occult pistols, and reverse matter railguns.
By this time, the rest of Alpha-1 have equipped themselves with memetic inoculation equipment and are pursuing the Overseers.
⠀Site-01 Network: O5-10 has activated spatial replacement transporter 812-9: [812-9 ⠀to 844-0]
O5-3, 5, 6, 7, 10, 12 exit spatial replacement transporter 844-0 into corridor 123-G. They begin firing various projectiles at O5-4 who is at the end of the hallway. There are various flashes of light and high pitch screeches as O5-4's protective ward violently absorbs the energies, and he is thrown to the floor.
⠀Site-01 Network: O5-4 has set Wing H spatial reality mode to: [Spiral]
As corridor 123-G begins twisting itself into a spiral shape, the pursuing Overseers lose their lines of sight on O5-4, giving him the opportunity to get up and continue running through the now spiraling corridor.
The arms of the Overseers begin twisting into spirals.
⠀Site-01 Network: O5-6 has set Wing H spatial reality mode to: [Null]
When the walls of the corridor begin collapsing into void, various gaps in the spiral corridor give the pursuing Overseers lines of sight once again on O5-4. Just as O5-6 is about to fire a ballistic time-wall missile at O5-4, twelve members of Alpha-1 uncloak around the Overseers, surrounding them. O5-6 fires the missile just as they do which collides with Alpha-1-28, trapping most of the Alpha-1 members as well O5-3, 5, 6, 7, and 12 in a timeless zone.
O5-4 sees this and removes the arm of 5083-1 from his Overseerial Pocket Dimension for consumption.
⠀Site-01 Network: O5-10 has erased [0hr 7m 0s] from Site-01.
O5-4 leaps off the table. Alpha-1-5 is guarding the north door. O5-4 runs towards Alpha-1-5, twists his face into a cognitohazardous facial expression, and continues running into corridor 81-B past the incapacitated Alpha-1-5.
⠀Site-01 Network: O5-4 has locked down Conference Room Alpha.
⠀Site-01 Network: O5-7 has unlocked Conference Room Alpha.
Alpha-1 manages to restrain O5 1, 2, 5, 8, 9, 11, and 13, however, O5 3, 5, 6, 7, 10, and 12 manage to exit Conference Room Alpha into Corridor 81-B in pursuit of O5-4.
⠀Site-01 Network: O5-6 has unlocked infantry 81-A
O5 3, 5, 6, 7, 10, and 12 each remove various weapons from infantry 81-A such as zoological grenades, thaumatological pistols, occult rifles, and imaginary handguns.
By this time, the rest of Alpha-1 have equipped themselves with memetic inoculation equipment and are pursuing the Overseers.
⠀Site-01 Network: O5-10 has activated spatial replacement transporter 812-9: [812-9 ⠀to 844-0]
O5 3, 5, 6, 7, 10, 12 exit spatial replacement transporter 844-0 into corridor 123-G. They begin firing various projectiles at O5-4 who is at the end of the hallway. There are various flashes of light and high pitch screeches as O5-4's protective ward violently absorbs the energies, and he is thrown to the roof.
⠀Site-01 Network: O5-4 has set Wing H spatial reality mode to: [Klein Bottle]
As corridor 123-G begins twisting itself into a klein bottle shape, the pursuing Overseers lose their lines of sight on O5-4, giving him the opportunity to get up and continue running through the now klein bottling corridor.
The arms of the Overseers begin twisting into themselves.
⠀Site-01 Network: O5-6 has set Wing H spatial reality mode to: [Null]
When the surface of the corridor begin collapsing into void, various gaps give the pursuing Overseers lines of sight once again on O5-4. Just as O5-6 is about to fire a ballistic time-wall missile at O5-4, twelve members of Alpha-1 uncloak around the Overseers, surrounding them. O5-6 fires the missile just as they do which collides with Alpha-1-28, trapping most of the Alpha-1 members as well O5-3, 5, 6, 7, and 12 in a time-empty zone.
O5-4 sees this and removes the arm of 5083-1 from his Overseerial Pocket Dimension for consumption.
⠀Site-01 Network: O5-10 has erased [0hr 7m 0s] from Site-01.
O5-4 leaps off the table. Alpha-1-5 is guarding the north door. O5-4 runs towards Alpha-1-5, twists his face into a cognitohazardous facial expression, and continues running into corridor 81-B past the incapacitated Alpha-1-5.
⠀Site-01 Network: O5-4 has locked down Conference Room Alpha.
⠀Site-01 Network: O5-7 has unlocked Conference Room Alpha.
Alpha-1 manages to restrain O5 1, 2, 5, 8, 9, 11, and 13, however, O5 3, 5, 6, 7, 10, and 12 manage to exit Conference Room Alpha into Corridor 81-B in pursuit of O5-4.
⠀Site-01 Network: O5-6 has unlocked infantry 81-A
O5 3, 5, 6, 7, 10, and 12 each remove various weapons from infantry 81-A such as chickens, bees, cows, and donkeys.
By this time, the rest of Alpha-1 have equipped themselves with memetic inoculation equipment and are pursuing the Overseers.
⠀Site-01 Network: O5-10 has activated spatial replacement transporter 812-9: [812-9 ⠀to 844-0]
O5 3, 5, 6, 7, 10, 12 exit spatial replacement transporter 844-0 into corridor 123-G. They begin firing various projectiles at O5-4 who is at the end of the hallway. There are various flashes of light and high pitch screeches as O5-4's protective ward violently absorbs the energies, and he is thrown to the inside.
⠀Site-01 Network: O5-4 has set Wing H spatial reality mode to: [Inside Out]
Members of MTF Beta-0 ("Time Time Wranglers") materialize behind each Overseer and constrain them.
Note: The remaining arm of SCP-5083-1 was transported to Site-17 post-incident.
