Mountain Dew Baja Blast? My favorite!
SCP-4726 confronting local law enforcement officers upon discovery.
Item #: SCP-4726
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4726 is contained in a humanoid containment chamber with direct access to a shower.
SCP-4726-1 may be collected as necessary and is stored in Site-17's Chemical Laboratory. Consumption of SCP-4726-1 is currently permitted but discouraged.
Description: SCP-4726 is a tall, obese human male of Hispanic descent. The subject has been diagnosed with hyperhidrosis.1
SCP-4726 secretes an opaque liquid substance (hereafter referred to as SCP-4726-1) at a rate of 1.4 liters per hour. The chemical composition of SCP-4726-1 consists of caffeine, sugar, taurine, and other folic acids. Consumption of SCP-4726-1 influences the neurotransmitters for norepinephrine, dopamine, and acetylcholine in a similar process as non-anomalous caffeinated beverages.
Consuming large quantities of SCP-4726-1 (typically over 2 liters within 24 hours) has resulted in arrhythmia, hypertension, and in extreme cases, cardiac arrest.
Addendum.4726.01: On the 22nd of April, 2019, SCP-4726 informed personnel it had become aware of a secondary property of SCP-4726-1. This property manifests upon excessive consumption of specific foods. A list of known flavors and their requisite foods was provided by SCP-4726 and is listed below.
| FOOD ITEM | FLAVOR PRODUCED |
|---|---|
| Foundation Standard Meal 23-A | Limeade |
| Foundation Standard Meal 19-D | Pink Lemonade |
| M&M King Size Packet2 (x2) | Orangeade |
| Maruchan Cheddar Cheese Flavor Yakisoba3 (x1) | Root Beer |
| Nutraloaf4 | Mango Peach Tea |
| Toenails5 | Mountain Dew Baja Blast |