SCP-4602 Extended Testing Log
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Extended Testing Log for SCP-4602. See the original documentation for more details.

Any researchers who test SCP-4602 are encouraged to append their experiments to this document.

Standard Format:

Customer: The personnel member making the 'purchase'.
Test Conditions: Any data relevant to the event. Typically includes any unusual conditions, and what either SCP-4602 stated or the Customer requested in regards to their fortunate event.
Item(s) Given: The item exchanged, an estimated value in USD if necessary, and any quirks with the exchange itself.
Associated Event: The fortunate (or unfortunate) event associated with the exchange.
Notes: The SCP-4602-1 instance/any other additional information.

Customer: Junior Researcher David Patel
Test Conditions: Dr. Patel had requested 'extra luck with the lottery.
Item(s) Given: The $100 voucher from installing a computer.
Associated Event: Dr. Patel won a consolation prize of $50.
Notes: SCP-4602-1 was the originally given voucher, now stamped with the word "REDEEMED".

Customer: Junior Researcher Edward Ramirez.
Test Conditions: SCP-4602 was singing to Ramirez about potential good assignments for career advancement.
Item(s) Given: 1 Credit card (maxed out). When SCP-4602 absorbed the credit card, it was silent for several seconds, before emitting a high-pitched screech and ejecting the card at ███ mph.
Associated Event: The ejected card embedded itself in the middle of Ramirez's forehead. Ramirez would start to experience numerous unfortunate events, mostly resulting in mild injuries. Analysis of the attached card found that all debts related to the card had been paid. SCP-4602 responded to attempted deals by ejecting coins in a similar manner, usually bouncing off of the target's forehead and returning to SCP-4602. This continued until Ramirez compensated SCP-4602 for the payment.
Notes: The message 'PAY ME BACK' appeared in Dr. Ramirez' apartment. A depiction of SCP-4602, wearing an angry expression with its mouth open, was included. Each unfortunate event would cause the message to reappear, sometimes with exaggerated depictions of the event showing SCP-4602 as the direct instigator.

Customer: Security Agent James ██████, later revealed to be a double agent for █████████
Test Conditions: Agent ██████ approached SCP-4602, and requested that SCP-4602 assist him by allowing him to steal [REDACTED] and escape the facility undetected.
Item(s) Given: Numerous diamonds and assorted other gemstones, with an estimated value of $10,000
Associated Event: Agent ██████ successfully located and retrieved [REDACTED], and escaped to outside the walls of Site 57 without alerting security.
Notes: SCP-4602-1 instance manifested as a 1m x 1m sheet of cardboard, with an audio device shaped like SCP-4602 attached. The audio device began to play a recording of SCP-4602 loudly congratulating Agent ██████ for his successful theft. The SCP-4602-1 instance was also coated in an adhesive substance, which became glued to Agent ██████'s hand. SCP-4602-1 proceeded to play a 'congratulatory' rendition of Yakety Sax while Agent ██████ attempted to escape the pursuing Foundation security. Agent ██████ was promptly recaptured.
SCP-4602 seems to possess some level of loyalty to the Foundation, or at least a certain level of cunning to interpret the request in a manner that both allowed it to take Agent ██████'s jewels and avoid significant Foundation backlash. - Dr. Patel

Customer: Researcher James Kapoor
Test Conditions: SCP-4602 had requested the names of the O5 council. Dr. Kapoor denied, but questioned SCP-4602 further about its ability to trade in information. SCP-4602 offered to demonstrate.
Item(s) Given: The location of a Serpent's Hand gathering. Upon agreeing to this, a trail of green mist was sucked from Dr. Kapoor's mouth and into SCP-4602. Dr. Kapoor was unable to recall the given information after the 'exchange' was made.
Associated Event: Dr. Kapoor won a small raffle for a holiday cruise.
Notes: SCP-4602-1 instance depicted SCP-4602 in a hawaiian shirt.

Customer: Drs. Carlos and Arianna Mendez
Test Conditions: Customers had requested aid in finding Benjamin Mendez. Ben Mendez was three years old when he disappeared from the Mendez family residence. SCP-4602 showed significant apprehension towards undertaking the task.
Item(s) Given: The engagement and wedding rings of Carlos and Arianna Mendez, as well as $100,000 in cash.
Associated Event: After 47 hours and 59 minutes, an envelope appeared in front of both customers. The envelope contained an address near the Mendez family residence, and a series of directions. Following these directions lead to a small waterfall, where the bones of Benjamin Mendez were recovered.
Notes: The full donation was within the envelope, as well as the message "I'm sorry". No depiction of SCP-4602 was included.

Customer: Junior Researcher Harvey
Test Conditions: Researcher Harvey had requested luck in the game Fortnite, as to winning in the game.
Item(s) Given: SCP-4602 requested any money Researcher Harvey had on him at the moment. This was only £1.50 GBP, but SCP-4602 still complied with the donation.
Associated Event: SCP-4602 instead did not provide luck with the game Fortnite, but instead on his son's Roblox account, gaining £300 worth of the game's currency, Robux.
Notes: The receipt said, "I'm not going to do much for so little."

Customer: Junior Researcher Dr. Felteich
Test Conditions: Dr. Felteich requested to visit the Lemuria Restaurant and Wine Bar, located in Bonifacio Global City, Philippines. Dr. Felteich stated his reason for visiting said restaurant was to "complete the Great Journey".
Item(s) Given: 1.5 million Philippine Pesos, or approximately 30,000 USD.
Associated Event: 26 hours after the "purchase", Dr. Felteich won a free airplane ticket from ██████ International Airport to Ninoy Aquino International Airport. Foundation agents in Bonifacio Global City monitored Dr. Felteich, who spent two (2) hours eating, and racking up a bill of 55,000 PHP (1,000 USD).
Notes: The SCP-4602-1 instance was a menu for the Lemuria Restaurant and Wine Bar.

Customer: Dr. Edison
Test Conditions: Asked SCP-4602 "What can I get for a dollar?"
Item(s) Given: 1 USD, in cash.
Associated Event: 3 hours later Dr. Edison found a pack of chewing gum on his desk, with a single piece of gum missing from the pack. After thorough tests, the gum proved to be non-anomalous, and was consumed without incident.
Notes: The SCP-4602-1 instance was written on a chewing gum wrapper. Shortly after the manifestation of SCP-4602-1, security footage recorded a piece of gum appearing in SCP-4602's mouth. SCP-4602's mouth then proceeded to make "chewing" motions for ten minutes, followed by several unsuccessful attempts to blow a bubble.

Customer: Dr. King (unauthorized test)
Test Conditions: Burst into the room in a panicked state, and shouted "JUST FUCKING TAKE IT!"
Item(s) Given: 500 apple seeds, sourced from the "Golden Delicious" cultivar.
Associated Event: Despite not being a form of currency, SCP-4601 accepted the apple seeds as payment. Dr. King was then escorted out of the containment chamber by security. 17 hours later, Dr. King opened his sock drawer to find that it was full of exactly 500 1-yen coins.
Notes: Dr. King was put on temporary administrative leave following this incident.

Customer: Dr. Felteich
Test Conditions: Dr. Felteich requested ammo.
Item(s) Given: USD 100.
Associated Event: 25 minutes after the purchase, a cardboard box (markings on top of note; verbatim copy in collapsible below) manifested near Dr. Felteich’s office, filled with standard NATO cartridge ammunition.
Notes: SCP-4602-1 instance was a gun manual.

Customer: Junior Psychologist Chibi Yamagusuku
Test Conditions: Jr Psychologist Yamagusuku asked to "exchange leftovers" in Japanese. The coins given to SCP-4602 were explained as leftover change from a recent trip to Japan, and had not been exchanged to USD upon returning to the United States.
Item(s) Given: 327 JPY.
Associated Event: Jr Psychologist Yamagusuku discovered a copy of the CD-ROM game "Oregon Trail II" in a "freebies" box at a local community center. Although they own a digital copy of the game, they had recently felt a desire to purchase a physical copy.
Notes: The SCP-4602-1 instance was styled to mimic an event from the game, and depicted SCP-4602 in a cowboy hat with the title "Happy Trails!" The event options listed were "Don't," "Die," "Of," and "Dysentery."

Customer: Researcher Dr. Alfred N. Madden
Test Conditions: Dr. Madden claimed he wanted "the ability to play any musical instrument at will," jokingly referencing a "devil's bargain."
Item(s) Given: $50 USD. Dr. Madden expressed surprise at the low amount, to which SCP-4602 replied that he "was already pretty alright at music."
Associated Event: Dr. Madden tested his new abilities on various musical instruments, and could use each one effectively on a basic level, including producing standard chords and simplistic melodies. Instruments Dr. Madden already had proficiency with showed no change.
Notes: SCP-4602-1 instance was dressed in a flannel shirt, had long hair, and held an electric guitar. Caption read "keep rockin'[sic], man."

Customer: Dr. Kelp
Test Conditions: Dr. Kelp requested "a three-day weekend."
Item(s) Given: An old Blackberry phone, not currently functioning to make or receive calls. The estimated value is 26 USD.
Associated Event: A containment failure during routine testing of SCP-████ caused flooding across all of Site-57 along with 7 personnel casualties. All personnel were sent home and no research was able to be conducted for a full three days while MTF Tau-4 ("Water water everywhere") drained Site-57.
Notes: During draining of Site-57, Tau-4 discovered a postcard in a Zip-Top bag found in Dr. Kelp's office. SCP-4602-1 instance was dressed in a full scuba diving suit with its arms crossed. Caption read "hope your time off went swimmingly, cheapskate."

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