SCP-4397

SCP-4397 in its original location. Anomalous runes have been expunged.

Item #: SCP-4397

Object Class: Artifact

Containment Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4397 is to be contained in a soundproof locker located at Armed Site 53. Site 53 is equipped with a greater number of armed personnel in order to prevent incursions by hostile forces. The locker of SCP-4397 in particular is to be guarded with several ritualistic shields¹ in order to prevent members of GoI-301 from influencing SCP-4397 in any way.

Testing may be scheduled with approval from the on-site HMCL director and the project head for SCP-4397, and may only occur in reinforced testing bunkers underneath Site 53. Only known Activation Phrases can be spoken to SCP-4397. Before testing any new possible Activation Phrases, they must be cross-referenced with the Avenomicon² in order to assure that the consequences of activating SCP-4397 will not impact the Veil or any of the Foundation's other goals.

A GPS-based tracking beacon has been attached to SCP-4397 for the purposes of relocation in the event of another theft incident.

Description: SCP-4397 is an altar primarily composed of gold approximately 0.6 meters in height. SCP-4397 is decorated with imagery and text related to members of the Aves family³ and has several rings believed to have been used to hold a text of some kind. The back side of SCP-4397 contains a mosaic of two large birds, one made of fire⁴ and one made of dirt⁵ locked in combat. The position of characters in this mosaic have been noted to change from time to time⁶.

When an Activation Phrase is spoken within earshot of SCP-4397, it will react by inciting a paranormal event. All Activation Phrases are in Avian Latin, an offshoot of Latin created by GoI-301 that can be spoken by birds. A full list of Activation Phrases are stored in Document 4397-NIGHTINGALE. Some examples of the anomalous effects of SCP-4397 include:

• Summoning one or more specimens of Corvus caurinus (Northwestern Crow) that will fulfill the summoner's commands to the best of their ability.
• Manifesting an instance of Polioptila caerulea⁷ able to be controlled mentally. Modifications to this Activation Phrase allows the summoner to share vision with the P. caerulea instance.
• Allowing the user to communicate with members of the Quiscalus genus for a period of two hours. Due to lack of sapience on the part of these specimens, very little use can be found for this ability.
• Causing the spontaneous manifestation of feathers and a beak in the user's biology.

In addition, SCP-4397 causes dopamine rushes in the brains of non-anomalous specimens of Aves when they come within 10 meters of the object. If left outside, a crowd of birds will gather around SCP-4397 and attack subjects attempting to move SCP-4397.

Additional Notes: SCP-4397 is an important religious artifact for GoI-301 ("Avianolyte"). GoI-301 is a cult surrounding the worship of several pagan deities involving avian imagery. To them, SCP-4397 is known as the "Altar of Medila". GoI-301 is also responsible for SCP-3095⁸; however, GoI-301 had no other significant anomalous activity at the time and was unknown to the Foundation until the discovery of SCP-4397.

Shortly after SCP-4397 was seized from the private collection of Russian engineer Makarov Luka, GoI-301 revealed itself to the Foundation and began demanding the "return" of SCP-4397. These demands were rejected.

Addendum 01: Document found in the estate of Makarov Luka (translated from Russian)

To my son,

This is a strange artifact indeed. The circumstances that I found it in are even more bizarre.

I was assigned to a project in the Aral Sea after I lost you. My task was to collaborate with a party of several other engineers in order to build some waterways. The most interesting man in this party was a man named Fedir⁹, a strong Ukrainian who was the mystic type. I mean that he was a strict believer in the Orthodox church, and I often saw him praying to a picture of what I assume to be some Orthodox symbol five times in a day.

Once I was alone with Fedir and George¹⁰, another one of the engineers, observing the digging of a trench that would soon become a channel. Then Fedir looked over at the Sea, wildly gestured into it, and spoke:

"Do you know that this was once a beautiful civilization here?"

George was the one to respond. "I don't think so" he muttered while eating a sandwich, "it seems like it's been a desert around here for forever. You say that people lived here?"

Fedir seemed visibly saddened by this. "You think I am crazy, do you?"

I did not say anything out of the risk of offending him. But George was an individual less concerned about emotion than of practicality, so he simply nodded.

Fedir appeared to consider this for a minute before he spoke again. "Tell you what, I can make the three of us very rich men if you come with me."

George asked how much, and when Fedir responded with a rather large number in front of "Ruples", he eagerly accepted. For me, I'd been lacking in coin ever since I began my experiments with you, and I'd badly needed more if I wanted any significant progress. So I agreed to come with them.

The hot Kazakh sun quickly made me regret embarking with them. After an eternity of trotting through the desert, Fedir stopped and pointed out a cave, embedded in a wall of rock, that would have been hidden if it had been high tide. We very carefully scaled down the hill in order to find what appeared to be the barren insides of the cavern.

George was obviously impatient. "So, where is it hidden?"

Fedir looked around for a moment. "It's here, I know it" he spoke in a scratchy, desperate sounding voice. He then appeared to search around the cave's walls, as if he was expecting to find a secret panel.

I did not want to face the wrath of our supervisor for not working, so I announced my desire to leave. At this point, Fedir dropped to his knees, and spoke in some tongue that I was unable to recognize. He then screamed and collapsed to the ground and his skin glowed a shade of orange. This turned into a blinding light which eventually faded, revealing that his body had transformed into a number of petrels. They were quite obviously distressed and flew away after their birth.

After that, a strange golden altar appeared in the center of the cave, as if it had been invisible prior to Fedir's odd sacrifice. George and I spent some time admiring the altar and its shining composition. We worked together to lift it out of the cavern, carry it up the riverbed, and slowly push it back to camp.

Unfortunately, our supervisor did not find our excuses for the disappearance of Fedir trustworthy, and thus we were both soon relocated back to our hometowns. Fortunately, we had buried the altar in the desert, and George and I had made plans to go back in order to retrieve it.

When I did arrive on the exact date and time, however, I could not find George. I would later find out that he had been the victim of an unfortunate accident. It did take me some considerable effort to bring it back to my housing. I still do not know what to do with it; so far I have yet to find a buyer, and I can't seem to evoke any magic from the altar like Fedir did.

Do what you may with it, son.

Addendum 02: Incident 4397-VOID

<Begin Log: 29/08/2005, 0700 hours UTC>

<Footage is from a CCTV camera located in Containment Chamber 103A at Site-19, SCP-4397's former containment cell. SCP-4397 is inert.>

<A cube of pink light suddenly appears in the chamber. Two figures step from the light. The first is wearing a full-body dark gray robe and a rubber crow mask. The second is a woman in her 20's wearing casual clothing¹¹. Both are covered in feathers belonging to avians of various species.>

Williams: Wow, Danny, you were actually right.

<"Danny" turns around and gestures at Isabelle to be quiet.>

"Danny": Don't say my name! They have cameras in here, and I don't want them tracking me down.

Williams: Whatever. I never thought I'd see Medila's altar in the flesh.

"Danny": W— yeah. It looks a lot like the replica they have at Crescent… Speaking of which, how do we know this isn't just a replica?

Williams: [DATA EXPUNGED]

<SCP-4397 activates. A plume of feathers belonging to the Sturnella magna¹² shoots out of the top of SCP-4397.>

Williams: It's the real deal. Let's get it back before someone sees.

<Williams and "Danny" both take one side of SCP-4397 and begin lifting. However, the door to the chamber burst open, and Corporal Mason, the security guard for SCP-4397, comes through brandishing a pistol.>

Mason: Put it down, kids.

<"Danny" extends his hand towards Mason and a number of specimens of Dryobates pubescens (Downy Woodpecker) fly towards Mason. Some begin pecking at his face, while others disable his hand. Mason screams in agony.>

"Danny": I— sorry about that!

Williams: Don't be.

<Williams takes out a feathered stick¹³ and waves it. Another cube of pink light appears, which "Danny" and Williams take SCP-4397 into. Once the cube fades, "Danny", Williams, and SCP-4397 are gone.>

<End Log>

Addendum 03: Incident Response

After the theft of SCP-4397 during Incident 4397-VOID, several new measures were taken. Firstly, precautions were to be applied to prevent further theft incidents by GoI-301. A team of researchers was assigned to identify GoI-301 and then study GoI-301's religious and arcane texts in order to ascertain how further theft incidents could be stopped.

Secondly, research into the perpetrators began. Facial recognition software identified the woman as one "Isabelle Williams", a Stanford student who had been reported as missing in early 2001. The man was unable to be identified from voice alone. Cross-referencing "Danny"'s mention of "Crescent" with Stanford's surrounding area implied Crescent Cove, California.

Investigations into Crescent Cove revealed an abandoned temple that suspicious individuals had been seen coming and going from. Seismographs of the area found the existence of a large complex underneath this temple, and also implied that it was populated by a medium number of GoI-301 members. Explorations of this complex have been scheduled in order to determine if SCP-4397 is located there, and if it can be feasibly retrieved.

Addendum 04: Exploration Logs

+ Exploration Log 4397-A

EXPLORATION LOG

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Foreword: After a Foundation presence was established in Crescent Cove, it was decided that a mapping of the complex underneath the abandoned temple, now designated L-301, was necessary. A Tedson-S Mark 3 drone¹⁴, codenamed "EAGLE", was chosen for this purpose due to its prior success in traversing locations controlled by GoI-004 ("Church of the Broken God").

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<Begin Log>

EAGLE is activated, and a camera feed is established to personnel at Adjunct Site 4397. After a short confirmation to assure that EAGLE is functioning properly, it is directed to L-301.

After arriving at the temple above L-301, EAGLE hides inside the crack between two rocks and begins a sonar scan. It is found that there is a tunnel containing a ladder hidden under a rock, presumably leading down to L-301. However, the rock is too large to be moved without suspicion. EAGLE begins waiting.

After one hour and thirty-seven minutes, two men in black robes approach the rock. They speak a phrase in an unknown language¹⁵, which causes the rock to anomalously move aside, allowing the men to go down. The rock does not move back for some time, allowing EAGLE to enter the tunnel before it closes.

Using a winch, EAGLE descends down the tunnel. Thermal imaging indicates that there are five humans nearby, none of which appear to be watching the entrance. EAGLE then uses a wall-following algorithm, combined with cracks in the wall used to hide, in order to map out the first floor of the complex.

Floor 1 appears to contain several shrines, consisting of an altar made of unidentified material as well as several avian-like relics. Some of these shrines have desks, similar to offices. Some of these offices are in use.

A stairwell is found at the end of a hallway. Using a similar method as described above, the remaining floors are mapped out:

Floor 2: Similar to Floor 1, contains several shrines and offices. Of note is a single "Avianiary" (labeled as such) that contained several exotic specimens of birds.

Floor 3: Contained several more "Avianaries", as well as a congregation where between 10-20 people were found kneeled in prayer.

Floor 4: Contained a number of GoI-301 members greater than 40. Deemed too great of a risk to stealth operations to explore.

Floor 5: Entire floor consisted of a large library, containing many volumes of text. There was also a "reading room" that was deemed too great of a risk to enter.

Floor 6: Similar to Floors 2 and 3, but with two indoor arboriums containing oak trees. One room contained what appeared to be a secret exit tunnel out to the Crescent Cove sewer systems.

Floor 7: Contained a number of GoI-301 members greater than 40. Deemed too great of a risk to stealth operations to explore.

The stairwell from this point was guarded in such a way that said guards could feasibly observe EAGLE. EAGLE was ordered to return to Floor 7, find a suitable hiding place, and enter Standby Mode in order to act as passive observation of GoI-301.

<End Log>

+ Exploration Log 4397-B

EXPLORATION LOG

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Foreword: Agent Witt and Agent Rodriquez were selected for the initial exploration of the complex due to prior training in infiltration and espionage. Both were equipped with standard agent gear, including a two-way radio for contact with Base Command.

Both agents were located outside an alternate entrance to the complex.

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<Begin Log>

Dr. Geoffrey: —right, audio should be recording now. Do you see the red blinking light?

Witt: Yeah, radio's on.

Rodriquez: Copy that.

Dr. Geoffrey: Looks like we're all set, then. They shouldn't know that we're coming, so your secondary goal is not to be seen. Your primary goal is to ascertain the location of SCP-4397.

Witt: That's the altar, right?

Dr. Geoffrey: Correct. Are you positioned outside the entrance?

Witt: We are. How did you find this, anyways?

Dr. Geoffrey: We had a robot go in and map the place out. Apparently one of the shrines had a panic tunnel built in.

Rodriquez: I guess they didn't feel safe all the way down there.

Witt: Are we authorized yet?

Dr. Geoffrey: …hold on, I'm still patching the feed through to the guys at '19… There, we're good now. Go on in.

<Witt and Rodriquez enter the tunnel. Using EAGLE, it is confirmed that the shrine the agents will enter into is unoccupied. The tunnel ends in a manhole that Witt moves before the two enter. A grunt is heard as they climb up.>

Witt: Which direction do we think 4397 is?

Dr. Geoffrey: It's probably in the lower floors.

Witt: How do we know it's not up above?

Dr. Geoffrey: The robot scoped out those levels pretty well. Besides, it's not like it'd be easy to hide.

Witt: Alright then. How do we go down?

Dr. Geoffrey: The stairway is guarded; we don't want to risk being seen. They could probably just move SCP-4397 if they think that we're onto them, and we don't know how big these guys are.

Rodriquez: So then how are we getting down?

Dr. Geoffrey: EAGLE identified some weak brickwork beneath one of the offices that looks shady. We think you could pull it out. Once you exit this shrine, just go right, it's the third door on your left.

Witt: Gotcha, we—

Dr. Geoffrey: Hold on. EAGLE says there's someone walking by. He could see you; stay still.

<No dialogue for 1 minute 10 seconds.>

Dr. Geoffrey: You're clear. Go on ahead.

Witt: 10-4, doctor.

<Door noises and footsteps are heard from the radio. EAGLE reports the agents are directed into the correct room.>

Dr. Geoffrey: There should be another room directly below you. The floor's a bit unstable there, so you should be able to move around the bricks.

Witt: Aye aye, then.

<EAGLE reports the agents are removing bricks from the floor of the room. From the agent's radio, a bird can be heard cawing¹⁶, despite the previous silence of the compound. Eventually, a hole in the floor is revealed, and the agents can be seen descending through it.>

Witt: Where do we go from here?

Dr. Geoffrey: We don't know. We only got visuals of the first seven floors, but we're pretty sure that the layout of this one should be similar to the last.

Witt: Gotcha. Rodriquez, is there anyone outside?

<No dialogue for 12 seconds.>

Rodriquez: I don't hear anyone.

Witt: Alright, let's roll. One… two… three…

<The sound of a door opening slowly, followed by several indistinct shouts. The radio can be heard falling to the floor. Silence ensues.>

Dr. Geoffrey: Hello?

<No dialogue for 12 seconds.>

Dr. Geoffrey: I think we lost 'em.

<End Log>

Addendum 05: Incident G-301-LOSS

Agent Witt and Agent Rodriquez were found outside of L-301 shortly afterwards completely naked except for their undergarments. When asked, Agent Witt produced a VHS tape, which he asserts that he woke up with.

The contents of the tape are transcribed below.

<Begin Log>

<Isabelle Williams, one of the GoI-301 members seen in Incident 4397-VOID, can be seen activating the camera. She can be seen wearing a ceremonial robe laced with golden feathers. She takes some steps back. Behind her, Agents Witt and Rodriquez can be seen trapped in a prison cell.>

Williams: All we ever wanted was peace. We've been peaceful, what wrongs have we done?

<Pause.>

Williams: Uh, I guess this is for the altar? It's been our property for generations. Could you consider that it's just been returned to its proper owners?

<Pause.>

Williams: Please don't come back. I… I think I need to do this.

<The camera rotates slightly to the left. SCP-4397 can now be seen. It has been attached to several other objects via metal wiring. The details of these objects cannot be made out.>

<Williams approaches SCP-4397.>

Williams: [DATA EXPUNGED]

<SCP-4397 begins to activate. Agents Witt and Rodriquez begin screaming. The camera suddenly cuts out.>

<End Log>

It was found that Agents Witt and Rodriquez were not hurt, save for a new anomalous property. Whenever they held a weapon¹⁷, the weapon would transform into a specimen of Tyto alba (Barn owl). Both agents were relocated to an advisory position and a more direct approach to retrieving SCP-4397 was formulated.

Addendum 06: Incursion Log

+ [Level 3 Clearance Required]

INCURSION LOG

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Foreword: After the first two explorations of L-301 and their subsequent failures, it was decided to take a more militarized approach. Four detachments of MTF Nu-7 ("Hammer Down") were requested for this operation. Two of the teams (Teams 1-2) were to enter through the primary entrance at the top, while the remaining two teams (Teams 3-4) were to enter through the hidden entrance discovered in the sewers. After entry, Teams 1-3 would attempt to suppress and capture members of GoI-301, while Team 4 would secure SCP-4397 and associated anomalies.

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<Begin Log>

<Dr. Geoffrey contacts all team leads and affirms their current position. Team 1 plants a plastic explosive at the base of the rock hiding the entrance of L-301. Once clearance to enter L-301 is granted, the plastic explosive is detonated and Nu-7 begins entering the complex.>

<T1-L reports that GoI-301 has constructed a solid wall made out of sticks and adhesive, similar to a bird nest, blocking entrance to L-301. They are given clearance to use explosives.>

<Teams 3 and 4 sweep over Floor 6, demanding the surrender of GoI-301. There is some resistance by members using thaumturgy, such as summoning hostile avians or rendering agents comatose. Several casualties on the end of GoI-301 result from this resistance.>

<Teams 1 and 2 encounter much less resistance on Floor 1. After Floors 1 and 2 are secured, Nu-7 begins moving out to take the other floors, with similar results. Noteworthy events are recorded by floor below:>

• Floor 3: Several GoI-301 members were found in prayer, and refused to move even when demanded to surrender. After fifteen more minutes of prayer, they stood up and let themselves be captured.

• Floor 4: Was found to have a very open floor plan, with a statue of "Medila" at the center. Several GoI-301 members offered themselves for capture on the condition that the statue was not moved or harm.

• Floor 6: Several avians of various types flew out of the indoor trees when they were disturbed. Three injuries and one casualty resulted from this event.

• Floor 7: SCP-4397 was found attached to various other artifacts¹⁸ and producing an audible humming sound. PoI-2918 was reported to be operating SCP-4397. See log 4397-AVA for dialogue of this situation.

<SCP-4397 was dismantled with the help of avian entities and brought to the service alongside the other anomalies found. Operation considered to be a success.>

<End Log>

+ [Level 4 Clearance Required]

DIALOGUE REPORT

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<Team 3 descends the stairwell leading to the lower chamber. Body cameras report PoI-2918 using incantations to operate SCP-4397. All components of the machine appear to be glowing. The room is populated with a number of C. caurinus , which, atypical of avian behavior, do not fly away when Team 3 enters the room. They begin cawing at a high volume. Several team members report headaches.>

T3-L: Hands in the air!

<PoI-2918 stops and turns around.>

PoI-2918: You're all too late. I've done everything I wanted to do here.

T3-L: Hands in the air or we will shoot!

<The C. caurinus being cawing louder.>

PoI-2918: You don't get it? Fine, then. We never wanted to do this.Crows, attack!

<One C. caurinus flies forwards and lands in front of T3-L in an aggressive stance. T3 primes their weapons and aims at the specimen; however, it does not proceed. After some time, the C. caurinus produces vocalizations in English.>

C. caurinus: Don't… shoot…

PoI-2918: What?

T3-Osmond: Do you think they trained the crows to say that? They could attack at any moment.

T3-L: Probably.

PoI-2918: No, crows, stop stalling and attack!

C. caurinus: No…

T3-L: Osmond, Berry, get the girl.

<T3-Osmond and T3-Berry move to capture PoI-2918. She puts her hands behind her head, and takes out a handful of pink powder. She throws it onto the ground and demanifests.>

T3-Osmond: We lost her.

T3-L: Alright then. Let's take the altar and get out of there.

C. caurinus: We… can… help…

T3-L: Uh… can you understand me?

C. caurinus: Yes… carry…

T3-Berry: I think it's asking to help carry the altar… and the other stuff, too.

T3-L: How can we trust it.

C. caurinus: Avian… olyte…

<Pause.>

C. caurinus: Bad… mad… <Cawing>

T3-L: I'm still not sure we can trust them.

T3-Osmond: Well, what the fuck are they going to do to us? Fly away?

T3-L: Fair 'nuff. If you want to help, I guess, just grab something.

<The C. caurinus specimens grab the top of the anomalous machines with their talons and assist Team 3 in carrying them up to the surface. Extraneous logs removed.>

<End Log>

Closing Statement: Anomaly later classified as SCP-3095.

Footnotes

1. These shields consist of several runes and artifacts on the floors and walls of the locker. These are derived from the texts of GoI-301, and have been verified as working by Dr. Geoffrey. See Avianolyte and Thaumturgy: The Science of Bird Magic, 3rd Edition by Dr. Geoffrey and Researcher Calvin for more information.

2. The religious scripture used by GoI-301. For more information, see An In-Depth Analysis of Anomalous Religious Texts, pages 112-189, by Dr. Judith Low.

3. This group encompasses all species of birds.

4. This is believed to correspond to "Thoth", a figure in the mythologies of both Ancient Egypt and GoI-301. In the latter, Thoth is depicted as a destructive entity who wants to create a utopia by enslaving both humans and birds.

5. This is believed to correspond to "Medila", a figure often worshipped by GoI-301. Medila is depicted as a benevolent entity who seeks to guide living beings to "The Nest", a utopian afterlife where all souls live in harmony.

6. This change has yet to be observed directly. Security cameras within SCP-4397's locker swivel, and the change always occurs when the backside of SCP-4397 is not fully observed.

7. Also known as the Blue-gray gnatcatcher

8. For those who don't have the time to read it, SCP-3095-1 were groups of birds who gained sapience and began creating civilizations. However, these civilizations posed a threat to the Veil, so we neutralized them. We decided to keep a handful of seagulls that were friendly to us around. That last bit's classified, but considering that you already have the clearance to read this file, that shouldn't be much of an issue. - Researcher Calvin

9. Believed to refer to Fedir Vitalijov, a Russian engineer and known member of GoI-301.

10. Believed to refer to George Eduard, a former Russian engineer who was later the victim of vehicular manslaughter unrelated to SCP-4397.

11. Since identified as Isabelle Williams (PoI-2918), a high-ranking member of GoI-301. See the case file of PoI-2918 for more information.

12. Also known as the Eastern Meadowlark

13. See documentation of SCP-████ for more information.

14. Excerpted from the Foundation Index of Non-Anomalous Technical Instruments, page 1102:

The Tedson-S Mark 3 is a remotely controlled espionage drone designed for infiltration into hostile areas. Its outer shell is heavily customizable, allowing it to be outfitted with a number of camouflage options. In addition, the drone is equipped with tools, such as a winch, a drill, and a barbed track base, that allow it to move on most surfaces.

The most significant improvement of the Mark 3 over the Mark 2 is the addition of a sonar-based structure identifying circuit and an advanced infrared imager, allowing the Mark 3 to scout out locations while remaining hidden.

15. Now identified as Avian Latin. Approximate translation: "Release the gate to the asylum."

16. Later analysis of the recording found that this was Avian Latin. Translation: "ALARM".

17. Including knives and firearms.

18. Now classified as SCP-████, SCP-████-█, and SCP-███.

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