SCP-4186.
Item #: SCP-4186
Object Class: Neutralized (Formerly Keter)
Archived Containment Procedures: SCP-4186 is to be monitored for unpredicted movement by Foundation climatologists. During a GLADYS event, SCP-4186-1 instances must all be collected.
Description: SCP-4186 was a dark gray cumulonimbus cloud approximately 0.5 km in length, and 1 km in height. Despite dry conditions in the areas it hovered over, SCP-4186 would not dissipate. Its path remained circular around the U.S. Mid-northwest. SCP-4186 always appeared dark gray, as if it were precipitating, even after a GLADYS event.
GLADYS events consisted of SCP-4186 expelling packages everyday at 3:21 p.m. The packages, hereafter SCP-4186-1, appeared consistent with packaging delivered by Amazon, Inc, a US-based e-commerce business. SCP-4186-1 instances contained letters and items delivered to and from "506 Preston Street, Tillamook, Michigan, USA."
After the events of 2001/12/30, SCP-4186 is considered Neutralized.
Log Of SCP-4186-1 Instances.| Postmarked Date | Description of Package Contents |
| 2001/01/11 | One doormat, labelled "Welcome." |
| 2001/01/13 | 3 pairs of prescription glasses, +1.75 in power. |
| 2001/01/15 | Letter in a standard A4 envelope. Attached is a single silver housekey. The letter reads as follows: "The time is now." |
| 2001/02/01 | Packages of rice, bread, orange juice, lettuce, a bar of chocolate, and a wheel of cheddar cheese. |
| 2001/02/03 | Picture in a standard A4 envelope, of 2 white children, one boy and one girl. Roughly 5 and 7 years of age, respectively. "Ben and Zo." |
| 2001/02/04 | A picture frame. |
| 2001/02/05 | A King James' 10th Edition Bible, with annotations in the margins. |
| 2001/02/06 | 3 tubes of Fixodent. |
| 2001/02/11 | Opens to reveal a small box, akin to a ring box. One Medal Of Honor. |
| 2001/02/12 | One carved stone with about 500 tally marks made on it. Close inspection reveals each mark is a crude depiction of a human figure. |
| 2001/02/16 | Letter in a manila folder, marked CONFIDENTIAL. Papers inside the folder detail a previously unknown American military expedition, titled "Operation: Excelsion Drop." |
| 2001/02/19 | 12 books of varying genres. Examples include "The Red Badge of Courage," to "Live, Love, Let Go." |
| 2001/02/24 | A bottle of Hank's Beard Oil. |
| 2001/02/28 | Picture in a standard A4 envelope. A color photo of 3 soldiers, with the individual in the middle circled. The back of the photo has a message written in black ink. "Are you still super?" |
| 2001/03/05 | Assorted items, including lead gloves, a new Wi-Fi router, as well as a document from Tillamook City Council requesting a name change to 'Jenson Diral,' from 'Brian Olas.' |
| 2001/03/06 | Packages of rice, bread, orange juice, lettuce, chocolate, a knitted blanket, and a book titled "How To Escape Reality." |
| 2001/04/10 | Bottles of acetaminophen, vitamin-c gummies, sertraline, fluoxetine, and prazosin. |
| 2001/05/05 | Nearly 100 assorted canned goods. |
| 2001/07/01 | Letter in a standard A4 envelope. Letter contains a newspaper clipping, translated from Russian: "September 12, 1967. Excelsion Found to Utilize Superhuman Capabilities: End Of Motherland as We Know It?" Message of letter reads as follows: "Don't you remember?" |
| 2001/07/02 | Letter in a standard A4 envelope, reading "Come back to us. You know we helped you. You have a debt that must be paid." |
| 2001/07/11 | Letter in a standard A4 envelope, reading "Talk to us." Package includes 20 textbooks on the upper human body. |
| 2001/08/01 | Letter in a standard A4 envelope. A notice of address change to Vanguard Monthly. |
| 2001/08/15 | One bag containing 5 pills of 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. |
| 2001/08/22 | Various items, including one tube of Brite-Shine toothpaste, 500 sheets of A4 printer paper, and 25 envelopes. |
| 2001/09/05 | One Colt .45 revolver, and 2 corresponding ammunition cases. |
| 2001/09/13 | Letter in a manila envelope, reading "You have such power. You could be important. Be who you are meant to be." |
Note: After the GLADYS event of 2001/09/11, SCP-4186 ceased all actions for 3 months. SCP-4186 released a single letter on 2001/12/30, before expelling smoke and spent bullet casings. It then dissipated. SCP-4186 has not condensed again.
| 2001/12/30 | .45 caliber bullet casings, smoke, letter in a standard A4 envelope, reading "But I already am." |
