Wherein the former President is unharmed.
SCP-3448-J.
Item #: SCP-3448-J
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3448-J is contained in a standard humanoid containment cell. Potential applications for SCP-3448-J in containment and decommissioning operations is currently being discussed.
Description: SCP-3448-J is the 26th president of the United States of America, Theodore Roosevelt Jr. SCP-3448-J heals extremely quickly from all forms of damage, and bears remarkable stamina and tolerance for pain. The extent of these abilities is unknown.
Discovery: SCP-3448-J's anomalous properties were discovered on 1/6/1919, after the former president emerged from his chambers having made a full recovery from his otherwise fatal ailments. Foundation forces contained the former president, and began a misinformation campaign to explain his disappearance. SCP-3448-J's doctor at the time had been present in his room, and made notes of the incident.
I am pained to confess that I had fallen asleep at the president's bedside. But I had been awoken by a strange scuffling at the door.
I looked. My mind may have still been partially asleep, but I bear no doubts that the visage which had entered into the president's chambers was none other than Death herself.
I remained still and silent; even in my dreary state, and faced with the passing of such a treasured and important man, I knew better than to confront Death whilst she collects her soul.
"Theodore," she said, "Your time is up."
She pulled back the sheets of the president's bed to reveal a messy assortment of pillows and wadded laundry. Behind Death, unseen, President Roosevelt emerged from the shadows.
