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SCP-3305: The Father, The Son, And The Holy Toast
When they pass around the crackers during communion, they aren't kidding when they say that's the body of Christ.
This SCP is dedicated to Taylor and Joy, who helped me get this stupid, stupid picture.
Author:
Captain Kirby
SCPs
SCP Number Rating SCP-3393 1354 Captain Kirby's Proposal 837 SCP-4514 702 SCP-3448 636 SCP-5552 608 SCP-3844 550 SCP-3388 504 SCP-3866 457 SCP-5003 444 SCP-3305 416 SCP-3449 397 SCP-4877 396 SCP-4321 357 SCP-016-J 291 SCP-7100 290 SCP-3123 244 SCP-3393-EX 232 SPC-1057 226 SCP-3511 215 SCP-6007 203 SCP-3633 194 SCP-4925 193 SCP-4479 192 SCP-3767 176 SCP-4316 166 SCP-4775 145 SCP-4034 143 SCP-5877 121 SCP-5448 118 SCP-3650 103 SCP-3203 71 SCP-5779 64 SCP-3405 57 SCP-3481 53 Tales
GOI Formats
Title Rating Captain Kirby's Proposal, Or Something 194 My Head Is On Fire And I'm (Not) Ok 103 Project Proposals 2004-013/2014-114/2024-072: "Losing Your Cool" 71
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Picture of SCP-3305 confiscated during Event SCP-3305-A
Item #: SCP-3305
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: MTF Gamma-84 (Holy Toasters) are to be permanently stationed at SCP-3305. All personnel attempting to gain access to SCP-3305 without prior approval are to be detained, administered Class-A amnestics, and released.
Should SCP-3305-1 manifest, it is to be detained by MTF Gamma-84 and transferred to Site-19, where it will be stored in a standard humanoid containment chamber. Protocol Judas is to be executed in the event of a containment breach meeting the required criteria.
Description: SCP-3305 is a collection of five trees in the ██████████ Forest with slices of white bread stapled to them. All attempts to remove the bread from the trees have failed.
If a particular ritual is performed at SCP-3305 (See Document SCP-3305-R), then a humanoid composed of bread will appear (SCP-3305-1). SCP-3305-1 will offer parts of itself to eat, and puncture itself to produce wine to drink. This bread and wine have restorative properties, as individuals who have consumed them report being cured of all physical and mental illnesses.
All individuals who consume part of SCP-3305-1 worship it, as well as bread in general. The form of this worship varies highly between individuals. Similarities between this effect and those observed in SCP-3250 and SCP-2867 are under investigation.
While amnestics can successfully erase memories of interaction with SCP-3305-1, subjects under SCP-3305-1’s effects still believe in the existence of SCP-3305-1, and will continue to worship bread. Only after SCP-3305-1 has been terminated do amnestics become effective at erasing all memories regarding SCP-3305-1.
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