There's lots of uncreative people in this world, son. They concentrate on these drab ideas and get angry when people try to introduce new ones to them.
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- PERSISTENT CONSCIOUSNESS SUSTAINED -
- MESSAGE OF THE DAY -
“People can be educated and still be entertained.”
CRAWLER: SCP BOT | QUERY: EPCOT-PROJECT | SEARCH: FC SUBNET
ADDITIONAL FILTERS
AND NOT: UNCREATIVES AND POSERS | SECURITY CLEARANCE: LEVEL 4
| ITEM: SCP-2805 | LEVEL 4/2805 |
| CLASS: ARCHON | FORGIVING |
SCP-2805 in meatspace containment.
Somnial Containment Procedures: SCP-2805 is considered nominally allied to the Foundation Collective and has arranged a number of contracts between itself and agents in both meatspace and oneiric space as part of this. Provisions of these agreements include SCP-2805 allowing the use of SCP-2805-A to develop new technologies for use in containment alongside holding encrypted backups of important figures who may be restored by use of keys in the hands of the O5 Convocation. In return, SCP-2805 has been allowed to continue its creative projects unimpeded, so long as they continue to not threaten the waking veil.
While SCP-2805 has shown itself to be trustworthy with valuable information, personnel are reminded the entity remains only loyal insofar as its interests align with the Foundation Collective. It has reiterated in the past that it desires to remain an independent actor from the Foundation outside of contractual dealings.
Should it ever begin to resist containment, OTF Beta-1 ("White Lotus") is to initiate the Gudea Protocol to alert SCPF operatives to the situation so that SCP-2805's physical body may be used as leverage to bring it back under control.
Description: SCP-2805's physical body consists of two major components. First is the severed head of American cartoonist, businessman, and small time occultist Walter Elias Disney. The second is the device which contains and biologically sustains it. It is a cylindrical mechanism that is 30 cm in height and 15 cm in diameter. A number of tubes emerging from the cleanly severed neck connect the two. Three ovoid windows encircle its steel casing to allow views at the interior. It is filled with a viscous, clear fluid that is continuously circulating through vents on top of the bottom ring, beneath the head where the majority of electronic components are located. Attempts to discern the functions of most of its components through radio analysis have failed, though it is likely due to human error on part of meatspace personnel. Regardless, the fluid inside remains perpetually below -150 Celsius with no observed heat exhaust.
Notably, text is present on the underside of the device and is as follows:
MODEL #[ILLEGIBLE]
SIBERIAN SOLUTIONS
SUBSIDIARY OF THE ONEIROI COLLECTIVE
SCP-2805's shadow can often be found lingering about the Floridian Mega-Continent (a territory on the kata-eastern border of Oneiroi West) where it is invariably accompanied by droves of insectile figures which are chimeras of various winged and grub-like species. SCP-2805 itself appears as an amalgam of biomechanical parts arranged into the form of a black, eight-legged rodent. Personnel are reminded that the entity is NOT the real Disney. Assertions to the contrary are best ignored.
The figures that accompany SCP-2805, collectively referred to as SCP-2805-A, are extensions of its consciousness intermingled with those of employees of the Walt Disney Company. SCP-2805 claims to be able to control the ways it influences individuals it is connected to but in the vast majority of cases this relationship has been entirely parasitic. It has been observed consuming the created notions of affected individuals. This includes but is not limited to:
- Song ideas
- Daydreams produced in boredom
- Made up relationships used to quell loneliness
- Character designs
- Imaginary friends
- Original lore
The result of this influence is that affected individuals are stripped of any self-sufficient creative capacity. They are unable to generate new ideas and may only develop those presented to them by SCP-2805. A phenomenon it uses to guide the collective thoughts of SCP-2805-A instances towards building upon its projects. Their shadows are similarly rendered completely subservient to SCP-2085, but, it must be specified, they remain distinct entities. Attempts to use SCP-2805-A instances to harm SCP-2805 by means of memetic weaponry or somi-notional vectors have been observed but SCP-2805 retains the capacity to sever its connection to them whenever necessary. Investigations into meatspace side-effects of this phenomenon has determined no noticeable behavioral changes occur in corporeal individuals. SCP-2805 claims this is because the vast majority of them were largely uncreative already, but the problem of under-reporting conscious experience may be where the fault in data collection lies. Insertion of additional anti-solipsistic triggers into common dream-forms is underway to resolve this.
The majority of SCP-2805's time and attention is dedicated to the construction of "Epcot," a dreamspace designated as SCP-2805-♣. Descriptions of SCP-2805-♣ have been difficult to acquire. According to SCP-2805 the area remains unfinished with its projected completion date lying in █████ AC1 and it is best if "uncreatives" remain outside of it until this time, citing id-fault instability that their presence contributes to. The few individuals who were granted access were personally vetted by SCP-2805 and in all 5 cases were affluent sensates who it "saw potential in."
Addendum 2805.1
Discovery
SCP-2805 was discovered in May of 1968 by SCPF agents embedded into the Walt Disney Company. Prior to this, the markers of SCP-2805's influence had become apparent in the shadows of employees of the Walt Disney Company, leading to multiple disappearances, discorporations, and events too personally embarrassing to include here. At the time of discovery, SCP-2805's physical body was being held in a secure and secluded facility located beneath the Pirates of the Caribbean attraction. It was in the care of Lilian and Roy Disney,2 as well as John Truyens.3
Upon discovery, SCP-2805 was connected to a number of electronic computational systems and a closed network of landlines used to regularly communicate with it. The computers were branded as having been manufactured by Pellus Inc.4 All of these systems were being used to run a variety of digital graphics and word processor programs, allowing media produced by SCP-2805 to be transferred to meatspace. Internal documentation and questioning determined the landlines were sourced from the American Telephone and Telegraph Company in 1959, shortly before the disappearance of David Fairchild. A library of cassette recordings of calls conducted between the anomaly and its caretakers had been amassed detailing SCP-2805's experiences adjusting to its existence in oneiric space alongside elaborations on projects and philosophy previously put forward by Walt Disney.
Interrogations revealed that aside from the three caretakers, only the Walt Disney Company Board of Directors knew of SCP-2805's nature and presence. The construction of the small facility had been overseen by contractors hired by Truyens and, on follow up investigations, were established to have no knowledge of the anomalous. They were led to believe that the area would serve as an extension of the above attraction in the future. Review of archived conversations points to the location having been selected due to the ride being able to obfuscate the hidden facility's power usage and that the continuous presence of children in the area helped to stabilize SCP-2805's psyche through consistent exposure to youthful whimsy.5
Interviewed: Roy Disney
Interviewer: Agent Smith
Foreword: The following is the first interview conducted with Roy Disney following the recovery of SCP-2805 by mobile task force personnel. Captured by a bug6 planted in the inner ear of Agent Smith. Intrusive thoughts and the taste of anxiety has been filtered out per standard protocol.
<Begin Log>
Roy: Fu-… Fine, fine. I'll answer your damn questions. If that's all I can do…
Agent Smith: Smart man, Roy. Now, about all those devices we found in the bunker. The computers and telephones. We figured the source of the latter and for the former we traced the designs to IBM patents but got nothing back about this "Pellus" aside from a single trademark notice with the patent office from two decades ago. Where did those come from?
Roy: Walt and a friend of ours, David Fairchild, arranged contracts with Pellus and AT&T. I don't know who Pellus is either, to be clear. This was their project, they handled all the dealings related to it. Organized the deliveries and contracted the engineers themselves. We didn't keep records of it, before you ask,.
Agent Smith: David Fairchild… brilliant mind by all measures between his work in the Department of Agriculture and his botany studies. We did find references to him in the records we recovered. He was, also, already on our radar due to certain things related to his father-in-law, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that?
Roy: I don't. Are you accusing me of something?
Agent Smith: Maybe… maybe not. Just seems odd, for such a busy, connected man to make so much time for a personal project like this, just before his death. Especially one so morbid.
Roy: What does it matter? I don't recall Walt ever needing government permission for any of this. Walt's current condition is a private matter. Nothing criminal has occurred!
Agent Smith: I only mean to draw attention to how odd this whole situation is. As it stands, aside from you, his wife, and one of your associates, Walt is the only man to have a supposed understanding of exactly what he has undergone as the only other person is dead. You, as one of his caretakers, control Walt's capacity to interact with and even perceive the outside world. That sound accurate?
Roy: Its not like th-
Agent Smith: Did you do this to control him? Or did someone else? Did Walt's mortality scare you into doing this to him?
Roy: Excuse me!? How dare you! Walter is my flesh and blood! Everything we have done we have done because it is what HE asked us to! All of this was for his and only his benefit!
Agent Smith: Why hide him away?
Roy: Because-… [Pauses] Did those bastard on the board send you? Is that why you've done all this?
Agent Smith: No. We're independent, Roy. Are they why you had to hide him?
Roy: Walt was a visionary! He had a mind unlike any other I've ever seen. Only he knew how to run this company properly! His creativity and wonder was what got us to where we are. No amount of investments and business dealing can replace talent. Ever since the board found out about his and David's planning they've been trying their damnedest to take control of him. They're businessmen first and only. They never had the vision Walt did, and they don't understand why he did what he did. He's helped me see that, in our talks.
Agent Smith: And what, exactly, was this vision?
Roy: Walt just wants to bring joy to people! Just like he did before. To see the dreams and creativity of people be realized in fantastic display. To show that the impossible can be done, and to inspire everyone to try!
<End Log>
Closing Statement: Following initial investigations, executive staff across the Walt Disney Company were administered amnestics to erase the memory of SCP-2805's existence. Insertion of SCPF agents into administration personnel and prolonged use of Class-G amnestics enabled Foundation personnel to convince all formerly involved individuals that Walt Disney had been cremated subsequent to his death in late 1964. David Fairchild (OOI-1498-09) remains at large. SCP-2805 claims to have no knowledge of his whereabouts following his 1959 disappearance but is certain that he survives.
#1 CAPITALISM FAN - HELL
HOW DARE YOU INSULT HARD WORKING FACTORY BUILDERS
IS THEIR WORK NOT SOMETHING TO BE CELEBRATED IN AND OF ITSELF
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Jane Smith - Asteroid Field - Andromeda Cluster
Why are you typing in all caps?
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#1 CAPITALISM FAN - HELL
HOW ELSE DOES ONE EXPRESS LOVE
LEGITIMATE QUESTION, I AM UNSURE HOW TO DISENGAGE
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Montezuma - Fifth Spiral - Neclazis Superstructure
Lucky you I stumbled onto this post, I actually am friends with one of the guys "Disney" let visit. I won't name any names, but they said its fine if I tell people about it cause it increases the mystique to have rumors like that floating around about you.
According to them, Epcot is about 430,000 square kilometers of city proper surrounded by an area twice the size of that covered in vast hydroponics farms, solar arrays, semi-noospheric artworks, and hive outposts where "Disney's" workers stay. The city is a convoluted mess of streets stacked ontop of each other with extensive metro tunnels and aboveground monorails. Residential areas, commercial districts, and industrial zones are all folded into each other to make the daily commutes (hypothetically) less than ten minutes for any given thing a person could need. "Disney" is a huge fan of European designs and so large sections of the city copy Enlightenment era Spanish and Italian architecture with the high tech its been working on sewn into it in ways that divert attention away from them. You'll see holographic displays, hardlight bridges, nanite drone repositories, etc. everywhere but they're all designed to blend in with the traditional stone and cloth work so you marvel more at the individual craftsmanship than the scientific-side.
Course, as lavishly furnished as everywhere is, Epcot remains closed because large sections of it are unfinished. According to my source "Disney" is still developing most the technology it wants to shove into it so the version of the city visitable now is just practice and prototyping in preparation for the real deal. Its why, most, people can't enter. It doesn't want them seeing the unfinished product and getting disappointed. (Which is insane because if you saw the pictures my buddy brought back)
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Chudian Gemstone
L A R P A L E R T, pics or it didn't happen
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Lvsty BarGoingEn - The Pleasure Disjunction - Please Discorporate the Pleasure Disjunction
Forgive me if I'm mistaken (I'm a pure), but wasn't Epcot supposed to never be finished? Like the whole point was that it was being continuously built upon as technology advanced. At least, that's the impression I got from my corporeal friends who were around when the real Disney was alive.
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Enlightened Exile
That was when he was mortal. When he became oneiroi he was able to see the horizon and he could orient himself properly for the first time. Probably changed what Epcot was supposed to be in his mind, now that he knew where the limits actually lied.
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Lvsty BarGoingEn - The Pleasure Disjunction - Please Discorporate the Pleasure Disjunction
Careful with those pronouns, you don't wanna catch what it has.
But that is an interesting thought, admittedly. Problem with that idea is, why is the projected completion date that far out? I mean, "Disney," corrupt or not, is a pretty brilliant being. It shouldn't take that long to finish Epcot.
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Enlightened Exile
I appreciate the concern, but I have nothing to worry about ;)
As for that question; likely someone's getting in his way. Its a big project, and there's dicks out there who just hate to see people succeed at things.
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Addendum 2805.2
First Interview
Foreword: At an unclear date in 1970 while Agent Smith was conducting undercover work in [REDACTED], California, USA, he was contacted by SCP-2805 over a landline in the SCPF safehouse. A surveillance parasite planted on SCP-2805 during its last meeting with the Foundation Collective allowed this conversation to be recorded.
At the time, SCP-2805 was in a heavily reinforced skyscraper at the center of SCP-2805-♣ while the dreamspace was being assaulted by a force of avian entities composed of star dust with features resembling various species of water fowl. This force was led by a triplet of 200 meter long pelecanus occidentalis7 which continuously emitted deafening jazz music used to coordinate the other entities.
✹ BEGIN RECALL ✹
[SCP-2805 rests on top of a large, silken bed. Its two rear pairs of limbs are folded under its body. Of the two pairs up front, three limbs are occupied with productivity. Sketching up new character designs and street maps for expansions to the city. The circular office around it has a high built ceiling and oak paneling covering the walls. Behind it is a painting of the man it once was and the wife it still loved, even if she'd moved on. Ahead of it, the front half of the office is one large floor to ceiling window. Curving around to let it see beautiful Epcot gestating. At least, that's what its for. Right now several thousand brilliant glowing storks and ducks were pecking and scratching at it trying to get inside.]
[SCP-2805 uses its free hand to pick up a the receiver of a landline mounted directly to his desk. The words Bell Collective are printed on the handle.]
SCP-2805: Hello? Am I coming through?
Agent Smith: Who is this? How did you get this number?
SCP-2805: Its Walt. You're one of the men who brought me into "containment." I'm sorry for calling without forewarning. Apologies if this is a bad time for you, I just needed to get into contact with someone and you're one of the few people who I knew would know enough to be of use.
Agent Smith: I, uh… [Sounds of shuffling paper] This is… as fine a time as any I suppose. What are you calling me about?
[The distant sounds of pecking on the glass is growing louder and steady more aggressive.]
SCP-2805: I wanted to talk about a project of mine. The Florida project, Epcot. Do you know of it?
Agent Smith: You were working on it before you died. Evidently for a time after, as well.
SCP-2805: Ah, I assumed you had read through my conversations. Good to know!
Agent Smith: I hope that isn't an issue.
SCP-2805: Not at all! I need folks like you people. Curious, ambitious, and unapologetic.
Agent Smith: You don't sound very agitated about your containment.
SCP-2805: Ideas can't be contained, son, I'm as free as a bird, for now.
[SCP-2805 can be heard snickering as it glances up from its work]
Agent Smith: For no-
SCP-2805: Epcot is meant to be different my boy. A place where all of man's dreams can be realized. As much as I love Lilian and Roy, I'm afraid our arrangement was always doomed to fail. Try as they may, they're stuck as being what they are. Limited, uncreative. They didn't, couldn't, share my vision. Try again and again as I did to elaborate on it to them. Its really a boon you found out about us when you did!
Agent Smith: That's… Good to hear I guess. But why call me?
[A cracking sound is heard as the glass gives just slightly under the assault. SCP-2805 frowns and gets up from its desk to make its way to the door. It walks through an unremarkable but entirely empty office hallway with carpeted floors that smells of disinfectant. The cord on the phone continues to stretch without resistance behind it as it goes. A constant hum of incandescent lights can be heard against the noise of the attackers, who sound like a distant thunder storm.]
SCP-2805: Because, my dear boy, Lilian and Roy aren't my only options. For Epcot to become real, I need to make arrangements with likeminded individuals and I believe your organization is filled with them!
Agent Smith: You… wish to work for us?
SCP-2805: With you, not for you.
Agent Smith: I'm afraid we can't see to the construction of Epcot, Mr. Disney. Our organization does not operate publicly and to attempt to intervene in your company would be outside the bounds of our mission statement.
SCP-2805: I never intended to ask such a thing. I simply wish to offer the use of my "anomalous," is that the word your folks use, properties to help you in your projects. You see, I have a messaging network built on the backs of the uncreative and the parasites who would abuse the work of people like us. Your people have the power and resources necessary to realize some crazy things. Give me a direction, and I'll give you a map to get to your destination. If you understand what I mean.
[SCP-2805 enters an elevator and hits a button for a sub-basement floor. The sounds of loud jazz is reaching its crescendo.]
Agent Smith: I… will ask my supervisors about it.
SCP-2805: If you could do that quickly, yes.
Agent Smith: But, what, exactly, would you want in return?
SCP-2805: There's lots of uncreative people in this world, son. They concentrate on these drab ideas and get angry when people try to introduce new ones to them. I met some a long while back that I thought were better than they really are. I made an agreement that was most necessary to get to where I am now, but I reneged on it, because I realized just how terribly unimaginative they were.
Agent Smith: Uhuh?
SCP-2805: Needless to say, they weren't fans of that. This is where you come in. The better your technology gets, the better you get at containment, the harder it is for them to collect. I'm a single man and, ambitious as I am, my goals aren't that threatening to what they are up to. I'm making it as cumbersome as I can, but ultimately I'm waging a losing war. If they ever get the time to turn their full attention on me, well it won't be long before they get what they want out of me.
Agent Smith: You want to hide in our shadow?
SCP-2805: Exactly.
✹ END RECALL ✹
Postscript: Following this conversation the O5 Council and O5 Convocation both were contacted regarding SCP-2805's offer. The SCPF used personnel from the Department of Oneirology as mediators to produce proper documentation of the terms of the agreement. The Foundation Collective deployed agents directly to the borders of SCP-2805-♣, where they were received by instances of SCP-2805-A, who held the negotiations on SCP-2805's behalf. In both cases, SCP-2805 was able to arrange a minor research project whereby it could prove its usefulness and credibility. Details of the agreements reached have been locked behind Level 5 security clearance and are only available to members of the Negotiary Lobe.
creativity is a gift
a small fragment of god left rubbed off on us like oil you leave on the glass when you touch it
to create like they did
to make another know "i was here"
even if its small
even if its crude
it says you existed, and it reminds people of you
and that makes it beautiful
never stop making
almost time for work
have a good day
i love you
Lvsty BarGoingEn - The Pleasure Disjunction - Please Discorporate the Pleasure Disjunction
Has anyone here actually even been near Epcot? Every once in a while I'll read in the papers about a new immigration wave of noncons displaced by "Disney" starting up a new wave of ethnic cleansings as it adds another factory. Never a word about what the place looks like, how large it is, or what the factories are even for. Its not like it exports anything besides music and movies.
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