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SCP-2772-J on full display. You won't find a better deal anywhere else!

Item #: SCP-2772-J

Object Class: For Sale

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2772-J is currently in the possession of Dr. Gary Gleason, and is to be sold to a prospective buyer as soon as possible.

Description: SCP-2772-J is a lightly used 2006 Ford Expedition with an Eddie Bauer trim package. It has been owned and operated by Dr. Gleason for about 8 years. It is of immeasurable importance to sell SCP-2772-J to another person in a short amount of time. Notable details of SCP-2772-J include:

  • 7 cushy seats
  • A combined MPG rating of 17
  • A great sound system
  • Up-to-date registration and insurance
  • Only 97,223 miles!!!

SCP-2772-J is available to purchase for $2500 $2000 $1900 US dollars. Call Dr. Gleason at (███)-867-5309 for more details.

Interviews: The following is an incomplete log of people who refused the chance to buy SCP-2772-J from Dr. Gleason at a reasonable price.

Director's Note: Dr. Gleason, the creation of an SCP entry just to sell your SUV is unacceptable. See me in my office.

Director's Note: It seems that the only way to get rid of Dr. Gleason's pleas is to just buy "SCP-2772-J" from him. So, who's gonna take one for the team? It's only 1900 bucks now.

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