SCP-173 But... it's a Collaborative Log

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SCP-173 But… it's a collaborative log

is a stupid page Tstaffor and Dr Trintavon made so others could also post their own weird SCP-173 variations.

This is a collaborative log. Feel free to add any sort of messed-up version of SCP-173's file to this page.

What to copy:

[[=]]
[[collapsible show="□ SCP-173 but [YOUR TEXT HERE] □" hide="▣ SCP-173 but [A COPY OF YOUR TEXT HERE] ▣"]]
[[<]]
[THE CONTENT HERE]
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□ SCP-173 but every fourth word is a variant of "fuck" □

□ SCP-173 but in a Sandbox □

□ SCP-173 but uwuified □

□ SCP-173 but it's a post on the ideas critique forum □

□ SCP-173 but it's a screenshot □

□ SCP-173 but sorted alphabetically □

□ SCP-173 but it's N+7 □

□ Allison Eckhart but Allison Eckhart □

□ SCP-173 but it's a commercial □

□ SCP-173 but it only uses the ten hundred most common words □

□ SCP-173 but it's SCP-2521 □

□ SCP-173 but i am a toaster □

□ SCP-173 but with added technobabble □

▣ SCP-173 but with added technobabble ▣

Anomaly Identification Code #: SCP-173

Anomaly Classification: Euclid

Unique Confinement Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a sealed chamber for all hours of the day. If and when it is necessary for SCP Foundation staff to enter SCP-173's designated containment space, no fewer than 3 individuals may enter at any time, with a seal maintained at the entry point during their presence and stay in the room. On all due occasions, a pair of souls are advised to sustain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all such personnel have vacated and resealed the premises.

Description of Item: Transferred to SCP Foundation Research and Containment Site-19 during the year of 1993. The curiosity's point of creation is as of yet uncertain. The anomaly in question is constructed utilizing a mixture of sediment and dihydrogen monoxide¹ and rebar struts, with the addition of gaseously-applied art products produced and sold by the corporation "Krylon". SCP-173 is capable of locomotion and may become extremely unpleasant towards the act of biological function. The object in question is incapable of movement if within the direct visual range of any living organism with functional retinas. Retinal observance must not be hindered at any time regarding SCP-173. Persons required to cross the threshold of the containment space are instructed to alert one another before briefly rehydrating one's eyeballs. The object has been suggested to hinder life functions by separating the cervix at the base of the cranium, or by cessation of respiration ability. In the event of hostility, personnel are to observe Class IV hazardous object restriction protocols.

Personnel allegedly claim that sounds of scraping stone emanate from within the container while no individual is present within. This is considered unnoteworthy; furthermore, any alterations of this behavioural action should be announced to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The rust-brown residue present on the object's flooring is a compound of excrement and haemoglobin. The source(s) of these elements are unknown. The chamber is advised to be cleansed regularly, once per fortnight.

□ SCP-173 but each word is replaced with the first word on Thesaurus.com □

□ SCP-173 but each word is replaced with the first word from Thesaurus.com... again (basically I ran it through twice) □

▣ SCP-173 but each word is replaced with the first word from Thesaurus.com... again (basically I ran it through twice) ▣

Factor Amount: SCP-(1)Anyone-(7)Hebdomad-(3)Ternary

Piece Category: Occludent

Applicable Force Coordination: Factor SCP-173 exhale precisely approaching accept bottled elegant one bankrupt backpack arrival chic belongings. Admitting organization arrangement appear SCP-173's backpack, denial insignificant beige third bottle appear arrival chic everyone life forward along all door exhale precisely approaching accept butt him. Arrival chic entire belongings, frog association arrangement advance admonish analyze away access forward SCP-173 for example much for example entire organization get barren arrive along removed all backpack.

Assuming: Raised precisely approaching Dirt-19 1993. Forebear exhale appearing in every age tan around for example as yet urn accepted. He exhale massed contra accurate arrive along blackball arrive embers around pastel aspect sprayer colouring. SCP-173 exhale respiratory with along keenly conflicting. All piece chicanery action dose chic one dull barrier around arrival. Barrier around arrival chic everyone life with SCP-173. Organization authentic precisely approaching along backpack exhale tell precisely approaching alive picky another beyond shining. Piece exhale declared you approaching anger beside blizzard all choker arrival chic all insignificant around all braincase, for example an decision beside execution. Fashionable all mistake around an anger, organization exhale you approaching alarm Category quadrivium ticklish piece force coordination.

Organization ZIP code significance around annoyance hardware becoming war chic all backpack admitting denial detailed exhale flood in a building. Preceding exhale prepared naked, with along everyone precise fashionable preceding action follow declared you approaching all accessory HMCL admin around failure.

All spring brown component all cellar exhale one combination around poo with along concentrate. Forebear around every raised-cited exhale urn accepted. All crate arrangement follow bare around one once every two weeks paltry.

□ SCP-173 but it's a sonnet □

□ SCP-173 but Hepburn Romanized □

□ SCP-173 but my enter key is broken □

□ SCP-173 but It's written in standard galactic □

▣ SCP-173 but it's written in standard galactic ▣

Iℸ ̣ ᒷᒲ #: scp-173

oʖ⋮ᒷᓵℸ ̣ cꖎᔑᓭᓭ: e⚍ᓵꖎ╎↸

s!¡ᒷᓵ╎ᔑꖎ c𝙹リℸ ̣ ᔑ╎リᒲᒷリℸ ̣ p∷𝙹ᓵᒷ↸⚍∷ᒷᓭ: iℸ ̣ ᒷᒲ scp-173 ╎ᓭ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ʖᒷ ꖌᒷ!¡ℸ ̣ ╎リ ᔑ ꖎ𝙹ᓵꖌᒷ↸ ᓵ𝙹リℸ ̣ ᔑ╎リᒷ∷ ᔑℸ ̣ ᔑꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ ╎ᒲᒷᓭ. W⍑ᒷリ !¡ᒷ∷ᓭ𝙹リリᒷꖎ ᒲ⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ᒷリℸ ̣ ᒷ∷ scp-173'ᓭ ᓵ𝙹リℸ ̣ ᔑ╎リᒷ∷, リ𝙹 ⎓ᒷ∴ᒷ∷ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑリ 3 ᒲᔑ|| ᒷリℸ ̣ ᒷ∷ ᔑℸ ̣ ᔑリ|| ℸ ̣ ╎ᒲᒷ ᔑリ↸ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ↸𝙹𝙹∷ ╎ᓭ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ʖᒷ ∷ᒷꖎ𝙹ᓵꖌᒷ↸ ʖᒷ⍑╎リ↸ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷᒲ. Aℸ ̣ ᔑꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ ╎ᒲᒷᓭ, ℸ ̣ ∴𝙹 !¡ᒷ∷ᓭ𝙹リᓭ ᒲ⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ᒲᔑ╎リℸ ̣ ᔑ╎リ ↸╎∷ᒷᓵℸ ̣ ᒷ||ᒷ ᓵ𝙹リℸ ̣ ᔑᓵℸ ̣ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ scp-173 ⚍リℸ ̣ ╎ꖎ ᔑꖎꖎ !¡ᒷ∷ᓭ𝙹リリᒷꖎ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ⍊ᔑᓵᔑℸ ̣ ᒷ↸ ᔑリ↸ ∷ᒷꖎ𝙹ᓵꖌᒷ↸ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᓵ𝙹リℸ ̣ ᔑ╎リᒷ∷.

dᒷᓭᓵ∷╎!¡ℸ ̣ ╎𝙹リ: m𝙹⍊ᒷ↸ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 s╎ℸ ̣ ᒷ-19 1993. O∷╎⊣╎リ ╎ᓭ ᔑᓭ 𝙹⎓ ||ᒷℸ ̣ ⚍リꖌリ𝙹∴リ. Iℸ ̣ ╎ᓭ ᓵ𝙹リᓭℸ ̣ ∷⚍ᓵℸ ̣ ᒷ↸ ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ ᓵ𝙹リᓵ∷ᒷℸ ̣ ᒷ ᔑリ↸ ∷ᒷʖᔑ∷ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ℸ ̣ ∷ᔑᓵᒷᓭ 𝙹⎓ k∷||ꖎ𝙹リ ʖ∷ᔑリ↸ ᓭ!¡∷ᔑ|| !¡ᔑ╎リℸ ̣. Scp-173 ╎ᓭ ᔑリ╎ᒲᔑℸ ̣ ᒷ ᔑリ↸ ᒷ ̇/ℸ ̣ ∷ᒷᒲᒷꖎ|| ⍑𝙹ᓭℸ ̣ ╎ꖎᒷ. T⍑ᒷ 𝙹ʖ⋮ᒷᓵℸ ̣ ᓵᔑリリ𝙹ℸ ̣ ᒲ𝙹⍊ᒷ ∴⍑╎ꖎᒷ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑╎リ ᔑ ↸╎∷ᒷᓵℸ ̣ ꖎ╎リᒷ 𝙹⎓ ᓭ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣. L╎リᒷ 𝙹⎓ ᓭ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ᒲ⚍ᓭℸ ̣ リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ʖᒷ ʖ∷𝙹ꖌᒷリ ᔑℸ ̣ ᔑリ|| ℸ ̣ ╎ᒲᒷ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ scp-173. Pᒷ∷ᓭ𝙹リリᒷꖎ ᔑᓭᓭ╎⊣リᒷ↸ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ᒷリℸ ̣ ᒷ∷ ᓵ𝙹リℸ ̣ ᔑ╎リᒷ∷ ᔑ∷ᒷ ╎リᓭℸ ̣ ∷⚍ᓵℸ ̣ ᒷ↸ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ᔑꖎᒷ∷ℸ ̣ 𝙹リᒷ ᔑリ𝙹ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ∷ ʖᒷ⎓𝙹∷ᒷ ʖꖎ╎リꖌ╎リ⊣. Oʖ⋮ᒷᓵℸ ̣ ╎ᓭ ∷ᒷ!¡𝙹∷ℸ ̣ ᒷ↸ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ᔑᓵꖌ ʖ|| ᓭリᔑ!¡!¡╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ リᒷᓵꖌ ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ʖᔑᓭᒷ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᓭꖌ⚍ꖎꖎ, 𝙹∷ ʖ|| ᓭℸ ̣ ∷ᔑリ⊣⚍ꖎᔑℸ ̣ ╎𝙹リ. Iリ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᒷ⍊ᒷリℸ ̣ 𝙹⎓ ᔑリ ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ᔑᓵꖌ, !¡ᒷ∷ᓭ𝙹リリᒷꖎ ᔑ∷ᒷ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 𝙹ʖᓭᒷ∷⍊ᒷ cꖎᔑᓭᓭ 4 ⍑ᔑ⨅ᔑ∷↸𝙹⚍ᓭ 𝙹ʖ⋮ᒷᓵℸ ̣ ᓵ𝙹リℸ ̣ ᔑ╎リᒲᒷリℸ ̣ !¡∷𝙹ᓵᒷ↸⚍∷ᒷᓭ.

pᒷ∷ᓭ𝙹リリᒷꖎ ∷ᒷ!¡𝙹∷ℸ ̣ ᓭ𝙹⚍リ↸ᓭ 𝙹⎓ ᓭᓵ∷ᔑ!¡╎リ⊣ ᓭℸ ̣ 𝙹リᒷ 𝙹∷╎⊣╎リᔑℸ ̣ ╎リ⊣ ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑╎リ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᓵ𝙹リℸ ̣ ᔑ╎リᒷ∷ ∴⍑ᒷリリ𝙹 𝙹リᒷ ╎ᓭ !¡∷ᒷᓭᒷリℸ ̣ ╎リᓭ╎↸ᒷ. T⍑╎ᓭ ╎ᓭ ᓵ𝙹リᓭ╎↸ᒷ∷ᒷ↸ リ𝙹∷ᒲᔑꖎ, ᔑリ↸ ᔑリ|| ᓵ⍑ᔑリ⊣ᒷ ╎リ ℸ ̣ ⍑╎ᓭ ʖᒷ⍑ᔑ⍊╎𝙹⚍∷ ᓭ⍑𝙹⚍ꖎ↸ ʖᒷ ∷ᒷ!¡𝙹∷ℸ ̣ ᒷ↸ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᔑᓵℸ ̣ ╎リ⊣ HMCL ᓭ⚍!¡ᒷ∷⍊╎ᓭ𝙹∷ 𝙹リ ↸⚍ℸ ̣ ||.

t⍑ᒷ ∷ᒷ↸↸╎ᓭ⍑ ʖ∷𝙹∴リ ᓭ⚍ʖᓭℸ ̣ ᔑリᓵᒷ 𝙹リ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⎓ꖎ𝙹𝙹∷ ╎ᓭ ᔑ ᓵ𝙹ᒲʖ╎リᔑℸ ̣ ╎𝙹リ 𝙹⎓ ⎓ᒷᓵᒷᓭ ᔑリ↸ ʖꖎ𝙹𝙹↸. O∷╎⊣╎リ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷᓭᒷ ᒲᔑℸ ̣ ᒷ∷╎ᔑꖎᓭ ╎ᓭ ⚍リꖌリ𝙹∴リ. T⍑ᒷ ᒷリᓵꖎ𝙹ᓭ⚍∷ᒷ ᒲ⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ʖᒷ ᓵꖎᒷᔑリᒷ↸ 𝙹リ ᔑ ʖ╎-∴ᒷᒷꖌꖎ|| ʖᔑᓭ╎ᓭ.

□ SCP-173 but it’s from a new author who has no clue how to write for the SCP Foundation □

□ SCP-173 but it's been put inside a credit-module □

□ SCP-173 but AES-encrypted □

▣ SCP-173 but AES-encrypted ▣

Look back on the old friend that flew
Fill your vision with nil as cue
And the door will open for you
To a world that deserves a view

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□ SCP-173 but there's waaay too much redacted □

□ SCP-173 but I have about fucking had it □

▣ SCP-173 but I have about fucking had it ▣

Item #: SCP-173

Object Class: Pretty fucking scary I guess

Special Containment Procedures: This fucking peanut ass piece of shit must be kept in a locked fucking container at all times. I can't think of a single fucking reason why you'd want to, but when some idiots must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 dumbasses may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them so this fucking thing doesn't get out if those dumbasses blink. At all times, two persons must maintain direct fucking eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the cell.

Description: Moved to Site-19 1993. No fucking idea where it came from (Seriously, you'd think they'd log this type of bullshit). It is constructed from concrete and rebar with some weird fucking paint on it. SCP-173 can move at 69 miles per hour or something and is capable of fucking you up pretty bad. At least this fucker can't move while someone's looking at it. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with the peanut. Personnel assigned to enter the container for whatever reason should tell each other before blinking, because this jackass can't stand when somebody isn't looking at him. If you stop looking at this dipshit he will snap your fucking neck. If that happens, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures, whatever that means.

My friend Eric says he heard sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one was in there. He was right, and it's fucking annoying. How am I supposed to sleep on the job with this fucking racket? This is apparently normal for some fucking reason, and if he stops doing this it should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor or some shit, whatever the fuck HMCL stands for.

The weird shit on the floor is a combination of shit and blood. We have no idea where it came from but all I know is it smells fucking terrible. The room must be cleaned 2 times a week to get this shit off the floor.

Addendum 173.1
The following is a text message log between Dr. Petrov and ██████████.

██████████: can u go ask 05 if we can kill 173 it keeps making that weirdass scraping sound and i cant fucking sleep

Dr. Petrov: Why are you sleeping near 173's containment cell?

██████████: cuz im tired dumbass

██████████: listen can u please just go ask 05 if we can terminate this bitch hes fucking annoying and i dont want him to get out if 079 breaches the entire fucking site agai
[CONNECTION LOST]

Addendum 173.2
As of 6/9/██, ██████████ has been fired at the request of Dr. Eric Petrov and the unanimous vote of the O5 Council for the following reasons:

Unprofessionalism
Giving SCP-079 the idea to breach the containment of all SCP objects at Site-19 for the second time this month
Quite obviously does not meet the requirements necessary to become a researcher at the SCP Foundation
Vandalizing SCP-173's file
Body odor

██████████ will be administered Class B amnestics and SCP-173's file will be rewritten by a more competent researcher at the Foundation. The O5 Council does not wish ██████████ the best of luck on his future endeavors, and frankly hopes he gets hit by a truck.

□ SCP-173 but it's written using Shakespearean English □

□ SCP-173 but it's for idiots □

□ SCP-173 but it's written in Ceaser cipher and SGA □

▣ SCP-173 but it's written in Ceaser cipher and SGA ▣

l∴⍑!¡ #: vfs-173

rᒷᒲ⍑⎓∴ f𝙹↸⍊⍊: h ̇/⎓𝙹ꖎ⊣

vᓭ⍑⎓ꖎ↸𝙹 f∷ᑑ∴↸ꖎᑑ!¡⍑ᑑ∴ s⚍∷⎓⍑⊣ ̇/⚍⍑⍊: l∴⍑!¡ vfs-173 ꖎ⍊ ∴∷ ᒷ⍑ リ⍑ᓭ∴ ꖎᑑ ↸ 𝙹∷⎓リ⍑⊣ ⎓∷ᑑ∴↸ꖎᑑ⍑⚍ ↸∴ ↸𝙹𝙹 ∴ꖎ!¡⍑⍊. Zꖌ⍑ᑑ ᓭ⍑⚍⍊∷ᑑᑑ⍑𝙹 !¡ ̇/⍊∴ ⍑ᑑ∴⍑⚍ vfs-173'⍊ ⎓∷ᑑ∴↸ꖎᑑ⍑⚍, ᑑ∷ ╎⍑⨅⍑⚍ ∴ꖌ↸ᑑ 3 !¡↸ʖ ⍑ᑑ∴⍑⚍ ↸∴ ↸ᑑʖ ∴ꖎ!¡⍑ ↸ᑑ⊣ ∴ꖌ⍑ ⊣∷∷⚍ ꖎ⍊ ∴∷ ᒷ⍑ ⚍⍑𝙹∷⎓リ⍑⊣ ᒷ⍑ꖌꖎᑑ⊣ ∴ꖌ⍑!¡. D∴ ↸𝙹𝙹 ∴ꖎ!¡⍑⍊, ∴⨅∷ ᓭ⍑⚍⍊∷ᑑ⍊ !¡ ̇/⍊∴ !¡↸ꖎᑑ∴↸ꖎᑑ ⊣ꖎ⚍⍑⎓∴ ⍑ʖ⍑ ⎓∷ᑑ∴↸⎓∴ ⨅ꖎ∴ꖌ vfs-173 ̇/ᑑ∴ꖎ𝙹 ↸𝙹𝙹 ᓭ⍑⚍⍊∷ᑑᑑ⍑𝙹 ꖌ↸||⍑ ||↸⎓↸∴⍑⊣ ↸ᑑ⊣ ⚍⍑𝙹∷⎓リ⍑⊣ ∴ꖌ⍑ ⎓∷ᑑ∴↸ꖎᑑ⍑⚍.

g⍑⍊⎓⚍ꖎᓭ∴ꖎ∷ᑑ: p∷||⍑⊣ ∴∷ vꖎ∴⍑-19 1993. R⚍ꖎ⋮ꖎᑑ ꖎ⍊ ↸⍊ ∷╎ ʖ⍑∴ ̇/ᑑリᑑ∷⨅ᑑ. L∴ ꖎ⍊ ⎓∷ᑑ⍊∴⚍ ̇/⎓∴⍑⊣ ╎⚍∷!¡ ⎓∷ᑑ⎓⚍⍑∴⍑ ↸ᑑ⊣ ⚍⍑ᒷ↸⚍ ⨅ꖎ∴ꖌ ∴⚍↸⎓⍑⍊ ∷╎ n⚍ʖ𝙹∷ᑑ ᒷ⚍↸ᑑ⊣ ⍊ᓭ⚍↸ʖ ᓭ↸ꖎᑑ∴. Vfs-173 ꖎ⍊ ↸ᑑꖎ!¡↸∴⍑ ↸ᑑ⊣ ⍑ᔑ∴⚍⍑!¡⍑𝙹ʖ ꖌ∷⍊∴ꖎ𝙹⍑. Wꖌ⍑ ∷ᒷᒲ⍑⎓∴ ⎓↸ᑑᑑ∷∴ !¡∷||⍑ ⨅ꖌꖎ𝙹⍑ ⨅ꖎ∴ꖌꖎᑑ ↸ ⊣ꖎ⚍⍑⎓∴ 𝙹ꖎᑑ⍑ ∷╎ ⍊ꖎ⋮ꖌ∴. Oꖎᑑ⍑ ∷╎ ⍊ꖎ⋮ꖌ∴ !¡ ̇/⍊∴ ᑑ∷∴ ᒷ⍑ ᒷ⚍∷リ⍑ᑑ ↸∴ ↸ᑑʖ ∴ꖎ!¡⍑ ⨅ꖎ∴ꖌ vfs-173. S⍑⚍⍊∷ᑑᑑ⍑𝙹 ↸⍊⍊ꖎ⋮ᑑ⍑⊣ ∴∷ ⍑ᑑ∴⍑⚍ ⎓∷ᑑ∴↸ꖎᑑ⍑⚍ ↸⚍⍑ ꖎᑑ⍊∴⚍ ̇/⎓∴⍑⊣ ∴∷ ↸𝙹⍑⚍∴ ∷ᑑ⍑ ↸ᑑ∷∴ꖌ⍑⚍ ᒷ⍑╎∷⚍⍑ ᒷ𝙹ꖎᑑリꖎᑑ⋮. Rᒷᒲ⍑⎓∴ ꖎ⍊ ⚍⍑ᓭ∷⚍∴⍑⊣ ∴∷ ↸∴∴↸⎓リ ᒷʖ ⍊ᑑ↸ᓭᓭꖎᑑ⋮ ∴ꖌ⍑ ᑑ⍑⎓リ ↸∴ ∴ꖌ⍑ ᒷ↸⍊⍑ ∷╎ ∴ꖌ⍑ ⍊リ ̇/𝙹𝙹, ∷⚍ ᒷʖ ⍊∴⚍↸ᑑ⋮ ̇/𝙹↸∴ꖎ∷ᑑ. Lᑑ ∴ꖌ⍑ ⍑||⍑ᑑ∴ ∷╎ ↸ᑑ ↸∴∴↸⎓リ, ᓭ⍑⚍⍊∷ᑑᑑ⍑𝙹 ↸⚍⍑ ∴∷ ∷ᒷ⍊⍑⚍||⍑ f𝙹↸⍊⍊ 4 ꖌ↸ᓵ↸⚍⊣∷ ̇/⍊ ∷ᒷᒲ⍑⎓∴ ⎓∷ᑑ∴↸ꖎᑑ!¡⍑ᑑ∴ ᓭ⚍∷⎓⍑⊣ ̇/⚍⍑⍊.

s⍑⚍⍊∷ᑑᑑ⍑𝙹 ⚍⍑ᓭ∷⚍∴ ⍊∷ ̇/ᑑ⊣⍊ ∷╎ ⍊⎓⚍↸ᓭꖎᑑ⋮ ⍊∴∷ᑑ⍑ ∷⚍ꖎ⋮ꖎᑑ↸∴ꖎᑑ⋮ ╎⚍∷!¡ ⨅ꖎ∴ꖌꖎᑑ ∴ꖌ⍑ ⎓∷ᑑ∴↸ꖎᑑ⍑⚍ ⨅ꖌ⍑ᑑ ᑑ∷ ∷ᑑ⍑ ꖎ⍊ ᓭ⚍⍑⍊⍑ᑑ∴ ꖎᑑ⍊ꖎ⊣⍑. Wꖌꖎ⍊ ꖎ⍊ ⎓∷ᑑ⍊ꖎ⊣⍑⚍⍑⊣ ᑑ∷⚍!¡↸𝙹, ↸ᑑ⊣ ↸ᑑʖ ⎓ꖌ↸ᑑ⋮⍑ ꖎᑑ ∴ꖌꖎ⍊ ᒷ⍑ꖌ↸||ꖎ∷ ̇/⚍ ⍊ꖌ∷ ̇/𝙹⊣ ᒷ⍑ ⚍⍑ᓭ∷⚍∴⍑⊣ ∴∷ ∴ꖌ⍑ ↸⎓∴ꖎᑑ⋮ kpfo ⍊ ̇/ᓭ⍑⚍||ꖎ⍊∷⚍ ∷ᑑ ⊣ ̇/∴ʖ.

wꖌ⍑ ⚍⍑⊣⊣ꖎ⍊ꖌ ᒷ⚍∷⨅ᑑ ⍊ ̇/ᒷ⍊∴↸ᑑ⎓⍑ ∷ᑑ ∴ꖌ⍑ ╎𝙹∷∷⚍ ꖎ⍊ ↸ ⎓∷!¡ᒷꖎᑑ↸∴ꖎ∷ᑑ ∷╎ ╎⍑⎓⍑⍊ ↸ᑑ⊣ ᒷ𝙹∷∷⊣. R⚍ꖎ⋮ꖎᑑ ∷╎ ∴ꖌ⍑⍊⍑ !¡↸∴⍑⚍ꖎ↸𝙹⍊ ꖎ⍊ ̇/ᑑリᑑ∷⨅ᑑ. Wꖌ⍑ ⍑ᑑ⎓𝙹∷⍊ ̇/⚍⍑ !¡ ̇/⍊∴ ᒷ⍑ ⎓𝙹⍑↸ᑑ⍑⊣ ∷ᑑ ↸ ᒷꖎ-⨅⍑⍑リ𝙹ʖ ᒷ↸⍊ꖎ⍊.

To decode:

https://lingojam.com/StandardGalacticAlphabet
Then:
https://cryptii.com/pipes/caesar-cipher (shift=3)

□ SCP-173 but a child wrote it □

□ SCP-173 but I stole all the vowels □

□ SCP-173 but it's a 4chan greentext post. □

Presenting: SCP-173 but all these versions have a connected storyline.

□ SCP-173 but it's a parawatch.net post □

▣ SCP-173 but it's a parawatch.net post ▣

Moto24 03/21/12 (Wed) 23:50:12 #68491173
A lot of crazy shit happened to me when I was young. But the one I want to talk about today is the most fucked up.
I lived in Boring, Oregon. There's a big forest just beside my house. I also had a window in my bedroom to look at it. I have been to this forest multiple times when I was young, there is not a bunch of animals there. Even less dangerous ones.
Sometime in 1994, I was hiking with my friends when we noticed something strange. On the ground, we noticed an unusual amount of reddish-brown goo. Well, I'm still not sure what it was, but it smelled like shit. So it was probably just a bunch of weird-looking shit.
A rumour of a killer wandering in the forest had been going around town. Most of us didn't believe it at first. I didn't for sure.
That was until my dog, Juno, was found dead. His head has been entirely twisted, his bones sticking out of his throat. None of us heard a sound when it happened, and my dog usually barks on site when something approaches the house. I only heard a weird sound, kind of like scraping stone, but I didn't think much of it 'cause I was trying to sleep. Want to know the strangest part? I saw that same reddish-brown shit around the corpse of Juno.
The night after that, I couldn't sleep at all. Juno was a good dog, and everything that happened kept going back and forth in my mind.
And then, I heard it. That same exact sound of scraping stone I had heard during the night of Juno's murder. I got out of my bed and ran up to the window.
It was there.
A humanoid creature that looked like it was made out of concrete and rebar. Its… face? was covered in spray paint, forming some kind of pattern. It didn't move at all, like a regular sculpture. But I somehow knew it was alive.
I looked at it, deeply. It did not make a sound. Not in the slightest. I looked on until my eyes hurt. Then I blinked. Just once. And it was gone. Gone back into the forest. Never saw it again.
We left Boring not so long after all of that. My dad got a promotion at the robotics company he worked at.
It's been 10 years since we moved, but I can't get the image of that creature out of my head. Its lifeless form clear as day in front of me through the window, and in a single blink, it was just… gone.
ffffffffffffffff 03/21/12 (Wed) 23:55:49 #38492763
You spelled sight as site.
BananaWar 03/21/12 (Wed) 23:55:49 #38492763
Dude, that's actually kinda scary.
Maybe the feces around your house is someone that got very scared because of your stories?
Punchey 03/24/12 (Sat) 05:24:35 #57492759
BananaWar, I'm going to ask you to give some respect here. Moto24 is a new user and your comment is inappropriate

This is a warning, next time something similar happens, it's a ban.
This is a closed post, do not respond to this if you are not staff.

□ SCP-173 but it's a Critter Profile □

▣ SCP-173 but it's a Critter Profile ▣

Critter Profile: Perry!

Overview!

Name: Perry

Species: Arachis hypogaea (Peanut) N/A

Primary Caretaker: Moto Mitsuaki

Diet: None needed!

Housed: Willson's Wildlife Center, Enclosure 19

Note: For some reason, the photos we take of Perry get automatically removed for "copyright reasons". Perry sure is full of surprises!

Creature Features!

Perry is possibly one of the most special critters we have, mostly due to the fact that they aren't even a critter at all! They are a concrete sculpture with some fancy Krylon-paint makeup that makes up their face. Now I know what you're thinking: "Wilson's Wildlife is now treating an inanimate object like a puppy?! They must have gone mad!", but don't be mistaken! Perry is actually very much alive and can move like any other Critter, although they only move when no caretakers are looking at them. Poor Perry must be very shy.

In fact, Perry is so shy that they will violently kill anyone nearby, without any hesitation, at the second no one is watching. They're quite the troublemaker! So if you're planning to visit our good pal, make sure to bring a friend along with you that keeps a good eye on them, and make sure that they alert you when they will blink, to keep Perry from doing some silly accidents.

History!

So, don't get scared or anything, but we have absolutely no idea where Perry came from. Our buddy was given to us by the Supervisors back in '93, and they have refused to give us any knowledge on how they found them ever since. Quite the mysterious little bugger!

Special Needs and Accommodations!

As Perry is not of the social kind, we decided it would be best to keep their enclosure indefinitely closed while they are inside. They seemed to have no problem with this and enjoy their time alone! A win-win for all!

Make sure to keep accompanied caretakers with you when visiting Perry, and always make sure to close the enclosure door when everyone has entered. We don't want another Tuesday, do we? Or a Wednesday too for that matter. or that Friday. Or Monday. Or…

Notes about Perry!

Perry seems to have so much fun in their enclosure. You can sometimes hear them scraping the walls of their room in joy! How cute! Do make sure to alert Mr. Wilson if these scraping sounds suddenly stop, we don't wanna see our little friend in a sad mood.

While Perry does not need to be fed, they still are capable of doing quite a doody! We don't know where it exactly comes from, but we did find a concerning amount of human blood on it, so, there's that. Make sure to clean the place two times a week with your partners, although we would really appreciate it if you do it as soon as you can because everyone else is either too scared to deal with this thing or has died and the shit is now filling up the entire place and I'm pretty sure they're gonna break out at any time now and i dont know what to do im losing my SHIT RIGHT NOW PLEASE I CANT KEEP PRETENDING THIS IS OKAY PLEASE HELP US

□ SCP-173 but it's a Nexus □

□ SCP-173 but it's an Explained SCP □

▣ SCP-173 but it's an Explained SCP ▣

Item #: SCP-173-EX

Object Class: Explained (previously Euclid)

Special Containment Procedures: Not Applicable.

Description: SCP-173-EX is an entity apparently composed of concrete and rebar, covered in traces of Krylon-paint. When unobversed by another being, it moves at extreme speeds to snap the neck of nearby organisms, but otherwise stays still when sighted. Notably, it is able to generate fecal matter and human blood.

It is completely non-anomalous (see History).

History: SCP-173-EX (at the time designated just "SCP-173") was transported to Site-19 in the year 1993 from Nx-173. Due to the unfamiliar nature of the entity and its abnormally aggressive behaviour, it was presumed to be anomalous and classified as Euclid.

It was not until four weeks later that the anomalous qualities of the item were questioned when the Explanation and Research Department (ExaRD) filed an investigation into SCP-173 due to the lack of information on its previous whereabouts and the rushed classification of its object class.

ExaRD argued that SCP-173 is not an anomalous animate sculpture as initially concluded by researchers, but is, in fact, a member of an undiscovered predatory species that is absolutely explainable under current scientific norms. The following points supported this theory:

The "concrete" and "rebar" that constitues SCP-173's body is actually organic material that consists of the exoskeleton and bone structure of the entity, respectively, and their similarities to human-made objects could be explained as an intentional camouflage design of its body, enabling cover from predators in urban human cities, which is assumed to be its natural environment. The Krylon-paint is theorized to not be an actual part of the entity's biology, but rather an act of vandalism by unknown parties.

Its hostility to human life is no less common to other predatory animal species. While SCP-173 has never been seen consuming its prey while in containment (probably due to the corpses of D-Class personnel being taken away from its chamber while being constantly observed, never giving it a chance to eat its targets), the excrement and human blood mixture that manifests around it confirms that it has eaten human beings at prior times.

SCP-173's behavior when in line of sight of another entity can be explained as both a defense and an attack mechanism, keeping itself still to give the impression of a dead animal to predators, while giving prey a false sense of security.

Finally, the most seemingly anomalous quality of the entity, its speed, is equal to various known small flying insects. The size and weight of SCP-173 can perfectly allow such speed to be made possible by an animal, as researched by ExaRD.

With permission from the Overwatch Council, the Explanation and Research Department reclassified SCP-173 from Euclid to Explained. As per protocol for explained animals and the Boring Agreement, custody of SCP-173-EX was given to Wilson's Wildlife Solutions's non-anomalous animal care sectors, for further research by the civilian scientific community and general residence.

Addendum: As of the current date, SCP-173-EX has escaped the custody of WWS due to a structural collapse of its enclosure, which was filled with feces and human blood. Various neck-based injuries and deaths were reported in Boring, Oregon after this point, but SCP-173-EX has yet to be located by local animal control services. WWS was reprimanded appropriately.

No efforts to recover SCP-173-EX are being planned, as it is a non-anomalous animal.

□ Me but written by yours truly □

□ SCP-173 but it's a GOC format □

□ SCP-173 but it's a polish fae □

□ SCP-173 but it's contained inside SCP-6222 □

□ SCP-173 but it's written like SCP-4098 □

□ SCP-173 but it's an overpowered SCP-001 proposal □

□ SCP-173 but it's from a hit TV Show □

□ SCP-173 but it's Just. Three. Words. □

□ SCP-173 but it's in gungan □

□ SCP-173 but it doesn't use the 100 most common words □

□ SCP-173 but transcribed by speech-to-text □

□ SCP-173 but Its been put through a recursive translate □

□ SCP-173 but it’s written like SCP-1893 □

▣ SCP-173 but it’s written like SCP-1893 ▣

The armored men force Robert to walk with them across the hallway alongside his two fellow prisoners.

“Item Number?” one of the guards asks the other, who responds with “SCP-173. Object Class: Euclid.” Robert’s not sure what they mean, but whatever they’re talking about can’t be good.

“Special containment procedures?” Robert could tell this man is new here. He seems to be as curious as he is. “Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them,” the intelligent guard recites from memory.

The other one seems to be catching on now. “At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.” The second guard nods in approval at this statement. It was then that Robert gathered enough confidence to ask what he really wanted to know.

“Description?” Robert muttered under his breath, although he’s sure they won’t give him the answer.

“Moved to Site-19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown,” the second guard tells him, to his surprise. “It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint.”

“SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173,” the less intelligent soldier loosely recalls from his memory. “Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking.”

Robert can see the containment zone now, and it’s as dreadful as approaching the electric chair. Robert got lucky that time, but something tells him he won’t be so lucky.

“Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation,” a guard recites, and Robert gulps nervously at the information. “In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.”

Robert is just outside the cell now. He’s shaking with dread.

“Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside,” a passing scientist remarks to another. “This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.”

A supervisor is writing on a clipboard. Robert barely manages to read what it says. “The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood,” The thought of this unnerves him. “The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.” It is at this moment that Robert can see the statue in the cell.

Robert and his fellow prisoners are pushed into the room as the door closes. He’s hopeful that he’s going to survive the experience, but he quickly notices that the other prisoners seem to be knocked out. The last thing he feels is a sharp pain across his neck, and he was dead before he hit the ground.

□ SCP-173 but it's only the prime numbered letters □

□ SCP-173 but it's a Tinder profile □

□ SCP-173 but it's encoded with a cipher that changes every letter and number to A □

□ SCP-173 but it's Mystery Science Theater 3000 □

▣ SCP-173 but it's Mystery Science Theater 3000 ▣

Item #: SCP-173

Tom: The Yoko Ono story!

Object Class: Euclid

Joel: Because we couldn't afford Archimedes or Eratosthenes…
Crow: He say he's renowned and glorious, but his toga says different.

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them.

Tom: If they enter at the same time, one of them must say "Spread out, chowder heads!"

At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Joel: Direct tongue contact is optional.

Description: Moved to Site-19 1993.

Crow: And after only forty-seven years in his parents' basement!

Origin is as of yet unknown.

Joel: Oh, I've driven through there a couple of times; lovely wine country.
Tom: Ah, you don't say.

It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely

Crow: Stinky!

hostile.

Crow: Close enough.

The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173.

Joel: They should hire Marty Feldman for this job.

Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before

Crow: Going burpy.

blinking.

Crow: Damn! One of these days.

Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation.

Tom: Oh, we're just gonna give ya a little massage here, maybe rub the scalp a little, get all that awful stress out, exfoliate the skin, and…aw, criminey, I've killed another one! Welp, time to go get the shovel!

In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe

Crow: Arbor Day!

Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Crow: OH COME ON!
Joel: Easy, Crow, easy, you'll get it one of these days.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

Tom: Hey Joel, if a stone scrapes in its container and no one's around, does it make any noise?
Joel: I thought I told you to stay away from koans, Tom. You know better.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and

Crow: Blood!

blood.

Crow: HEEEY, I GOT ONE!
Joel: See, I told ya.

Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.

Tom: Or else it's the box for you!
Crow: Hey Joel, why don't you clean out OUR enclosures on a bi-weekly basis?
Joel: Do you REALLY want me throwing out all your old stuff, Crow?
Crow: Hmm, good point.
Tom: This Document was just a test! In the event of an actual emergency, local authorities would advise you to RUUUUUUUUUN!!

□ SCP-173 but transcribed by Daffy Duck □

□ SCP-173 but it's in 1337 speak □

□ SCP-173 but it's a speech □

□ SCP-173 but it's written by VivziePop □

□ SCP-173 but it's only the 100 most common words □

□ SCP-173 but it's a Skyrim mod □

□ SCP-173 butt □

□ SCP-173 but Alex (@RainbowGod666 on Wikidot, Tumblr, YouTube and Steam) uses 1% of his power □

▣ Welcome To The Multiverse you underpaid egg yolks ▣

Item #: SCP-173

Object Class: Zurvan-Umbra²³

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When D-Class must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, 2 or more of the aforementioned D-Class must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site-19 around 1993. It is constructed from materials resembling industrial concrete and rebar with a "face" made using what appears to be Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures. Personnel have reported sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be therefore cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.

Addendum: As of [REDACTED], it has been determined that the very existence of SCP-173 in any point of a universe's timeline means the inevitable creation of the SCP Foundation, regardless of the following factors

The Foundation interacting with the statue
The Foundation knowing what the statue Is and Does
The statue being destroyed before the foundation knows of its existence
The statue ever being acknowledged in any narrative way
The statue not being a statue
The Foundation not being the foundation
The Foundation and/or The statue not existing until a later point of the timeline
The year not being 2008

Or any combination of the precedently aforementioned factors. As such, a "rule 0" for multiverses has been made: No "SCP AU" can exist without SCP-173. such information has been confirmed by PoI-58100, the only Author Entity that seems to be "Comprehensible" to human beings. it is to be noted for Narrative Purposes only known by the departments of Surrealistics, Other, Pataphysics, and Multiversal affairs that the first action made by PoI-58100 was to make this iteration of the SCP Universe the Main Timeline⁴. and, according to multiple interviews about the subject, has done so out of sheer surprise as to how incredibly talented are his fellow authors, yet so "inconceivably incompetent on a level no anomaly can ever explain"⁵

□ SCP-173 but I lied □

□ SCP-173 but it's in Newspeak □

Also check out!

SCP-173 But...

□ SCP-173 but I put the template in the wrong place □

‡ Licensing / Citation

Footnotes

2. Yeah, im busting out the esoteric classes. no i have no idea how would ACS support TWO DISTINCT ESOTERIC CLASSES. also if you're wondering- yes there is a "Lore Reason" for my footnotes to be in italic. because this is how i signify my status as an Author Entity under the Site-42 shorts. and if any Broiled Broccoli from behind the screen wants to check- YES. the Author associated with Sherman has a YouTube channel, so theres the explaination for the dreams about a waifu-shaped 049, now go back to your site and STOP ASKING SURREALISTICS FOR DRUGS

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