THE FOLLOWING FILES HAVE BEEN CLASSIFIED
TOP SECRET
BY ORDER OF THE ADMINISTRATOR
GENERAL NOTICE 1600-J-Alpha: In order to prevent knowledge of SCP-1600-J from being leaked, several/no false SCP-1600-J files have been created alongside the true file/files. All files concerning the nature of SCP-1600-J, including the decoy/decoys, are protected by a memetic kill agent designed to immediately cause cardiac arrest in any nonauthorized personnel attempting to access the file. Revealing the true nature/natures of SCP-1600-J to the general public is cause for execution, except as required under ████-███-██████.
WARNING:
ANY NON-AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ACCESSING THIS FILE WILL BE IMMEDIATELY TERMINATED THROUGH BOLTZMANN-MANIFOLD MEMETIC KILL AGENT. SCROLLING DOWN WITHOUT PROPER MEMETIC INOCULATION WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE CARDIAC ARREST FOLLOWED BY DEATH.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
MEMETIC KILL AGENT ACTIVATED
LIFE SIGNS LOST
CLOSING TERMINAL